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When you do the side step go left so it come out from the right

The resolution... or something

COMICS http://nopinkponies.keenspot.com/ This one is called No Pink Ponies, it has no pink ponies in it. Here's the copy of the 'about the author' thing. I've read it a long time ago and forgot about it, I was kinda short but I found out that the author decided to continue the story. It's all cutesy and with all the relationship stuff, I like it. There's also a lot of geekyness going on. It's about this girl who open a comic book shop because she likes a guy. It's very good, GO READ IT Fun fact: OMG COMICS GSINGOISRNHISRFJWSIORHJ

Oh man, chi ghosts are so useful, I use them all the time for dumb stuff It's like the most basic of shim gong and it was basically yoga before yoga was about doing all the stretches and stuff It's a lot more simple then the instructions up there but I recommend having the ability to jump into meditative state really fast To try it out, stand up and try to touch your toes with your hands if you can. Go as far as you can then go into meditation. With your actual body staying in place, will yourself to get up and do the same thing but touch the ground with the palms of your hands. After that, breath in your chi body and get up to do that again for real. The chi ghost should make you more flexible. Since chi is the energy that powers intention, you can create chi ghosts to do tasks for you that your body can't normally do. With ghosts you can do many tasks at the same time, you can send a ghost to look for an answer to a question and he will leave looking for it and while you just walk about few days later, you will remember the answer to the question. That's why I don't like all your magic stuff, guys. Shim gong is a lot better and your ghosts already have a connection that some random spirits don't have. Oh by the way, they don't get tired or hungry or anything, it's just you realizing that your body doesn't end at your skin.

ANOTHER COMIC TIME, BECAUSE http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=1 It's called Sequential Art, GET IT? IT'S A COMIC THAT'S CALLED COMIC. IT'S FUNNY! It's by Phillip M Jackson, he draws porn. But it's not good porn, I like the comic better. The story is about a human, a cat, and a penguin. They live in a house and make jokes. Later a squirrel joins them and does cute stuff, there's also a platypus who does that. Fun fact: Helga does not exist...

BEHOLD, THAT RUSSIAN BAND THAT EVERYONE LIKES(and sometimes Marblehead) HAD A NEW SONG

Couldn't even use the site before After going past the warning thing, the site would load halfway through

Wait... for Marble Gardens I don't see that many marbles, did you loose them? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

SHH! Don't you know, horse stance is especially important for young ladies!

Friendly suplex?

But someone has to help them get better

Dibs

INTERNET EXPLORER? MY GAWD!!!

Well, the first one is just some random line that glorifies some sun god person and the prayer has more Taoist motives.

suddenly I get an impression that whatever I put here, it will look good... SHY SHY SHY SHY SHY!!!

oh, right Some functions of the forum place are not unlocked until the member spends more time around here If the new forum works the same as old one then I think you need to gain more of these green numbers or posts or something

huh? weird, it should be third thing down on the left panel under email and password in the my settings thing hold on, maybe this link might help http://thetaobums.com/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=signature

Sleep on the opposite side of the bed and keep switching sides until you fall asleep, that's what works for me

DO ET

GROW SOME SUN FLOWERS AT LEAST They're awesooooooooooome tho you would need to wash your hands a lot

Where are the tomatoes and pumpkins?