Protector

Catch a fishy and give it to a kitty, they like em

Yo, I can make a non-believer person across the globe feel THEIR OWN chi

How about the 9 year old writers http://culturetrail.co.uk/LoadPage.aspx?pId=57&session=&AuthorId=40&pu=false

WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!! Do some empty mind meditation Aaron even started a topic about it recently http://thetaobums.com/topic/24586-a-brief-guide-to-taoist-empty-mind-meditation/ As a beginner you need to get back control over your mind, you will see yourself that there are some thoughts floating on their own Imagine a pool with still water in it, add a drop of water and ripples appear The pool is your mind and the droplet is a thought, once it's still you will have more focus Do Zhan Zhuang Here's a youtube channel dedicated to it http://www.youtube.com/user/StandStillBeFit It will help you generate a lot of energy and when you have that energy you can use it to do whatever you want with your creativity That's your basic gear, a meditation and a horse stance You can ask more about them around the forum and join discussions AND EAT MORE SQUID

Been there done that

Welp, I've been kinda weird for a long time now and by now it's expected of me So that wont work The society is all in your head, maaaaang Walk down the street and everyone is busy with their own things enough not to notice that you're wearing a sombrero in winter It's all in the mind IT'S ALL IN THE MIND!!!

What I found strange is that people blame society for things, I'm not even sure this thing everyone calls society even exists

Billy should want to be like Kid because Billy lost to Kid After some time Billy will defeat Kid once again and become stronger To become stronger then Billy, Kid will become even stronger again Everyone will keep getting stronger and stronger THAT'S THA POWER OF DA YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't get better then someone else but you can get better then yourself, yo

Following the structures and stuff is even harder The worst thing a parent can do to their growing child is say that their child should be as good as some over kid and compare "Billy has good grades, you should be like Billy" Kid will keep trying to be like Billy but that's impossible, Kid doesn't have the same experiences as Billy and if he catches up to Billy somewhere, Billy would already be better at it since he started earlier or stop doing that thing because he lost interest The society and the norm is the way it is because if Billies in it, they are so good and influential that everyone wants to be like them or has to be like them It's possible to be normal for a while but no one is a true Billy and so a person has something about them that is not normal and that bums them out So what I think is... Don't be a Billy... Make Billy wish he was you

No sleep until Uranus!!!

Ironic for one of the most quoted people ever lol

Hey Hey Did you know? Centuries ago when the dinosaurs roamed the land and dodos roamed the seas Madonna used to sound good lol

That's the secret, shhhhhhh

Don't worry guys, I wrote the same thing in my introduction topic lol

The problem is that the mind doesn't understand the meaning of "don't"

Learning a programing language is also a bad idea because all that happens in a computer is not real YOU'RE AN ILLUSION!!! AND YOU'RE AN ILLUSION!!! AND YOU'RE AN ILLUSION!!!

Heehee, everyone got something hidden away just for such topic by the way, I goofed on that metal thing, you get burns from it because its chi is similar to the skin and the energy get's confused

But you can't judge a book Looking at the cover You can't love someone While messing with another No, you can't win a war Fighting with your brother You wanna have peace Gotta love one another

Yeah, well... ok...

Yes, if a monk touches a female the strongest magnetic force will glue both of them together Then the monk would be teleported to someplace quiet with the female still attached The rest will be a blank for the monk and the next morning he would feel very baaaaaaad I don't know about touching but sex is forbidden for obvious energetic reasons...

Touch some right after meditating, the buzz wont go away for a while