Protector

A battle hardened warrior comes home late one night and produces a knife "Where did you get that?" "Some guy was holding it"

oh noes... so one spot is open, eh?

HELLO That guy is White Eyebrow, there's a kung fu style named after him My friend was practicing it but I don't know where he went now Also, I've been using that exact picture on my profile page for a while UNTIL I FOUND THESE AWESOME HORSE STANCE THINGS

HELLO

Uncle Iroh: You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it's *heartbreaking!* That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous. Prince Zuko: We need food, not tea. I'm going fishing. [exits] Uncle Iroh: Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Uncle Iroh: Zuko, remember that plant that I thought might be tea? Prince Zuko: You didn't. Uncle Iroh: I did... and it wasn't. [turns revealing his red, swollen face] Prince Zuko: Yah! Uncle Iroh: When the rash spreads to my throat I will stop breathing. But look what I found! [holds up a branch of berries] Uncle Iroh: These are pakui berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant. That, or makaola berries that cause blindness.

Don't bring any attention to it or the magic is gone! oops

There are two ways of looking for a master, One way is looking for a master because of really need one Another way is you looking for a master because you feel like you need a master since everyone else has a master, or something, the second way is ego driven and not from necessity You get quality masters only from the first one

Tornado kick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep Horse stance and sleeping on the back helps me sleep for less Sleeping on the back is just so weird for me that I wake up earlier And around the end and after horse stance I forcefully go into a weird meditative state, Right before bed it helps me get a better sleep

Boy, I don't know how, but you somehow clicked on a completely different video Also, I don't understand what you're talking about, literally You think there's a problem with something said in the video but you don't point it out Please use quotes from the video and point where the problems are so we could discuss them Otherwise you just seems to have a problem with gurus in general and/or you don't understand what a light bearer is

I just haven't met any Eugenes before and I thought OMG THAT!!!

Your name is Eugene THAT MEANS THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE!!!

Rolling initiative

Time for another song then

two more posts and it's 1691... ah, whatever

Let me check my maths... It happens to literally everyone

Well, half the time atheists don't really have a good reputation... thing Sometimes it's just a conclusion some people come to and other times people go through experiences that make them want to fight I wanted to look up some legit atheist debates but all I found was some guy cracking jokes on youtube about how smart he is and everyone else is an idiot I think the problem is that atheism is not taken as a serious thing even by most atheists, and that kinda suuuuuuuuuuucks

The only part of the movie I liked NOW WITH PONIES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2aLjuLdoSM

By the way PONIES

Time for a special late night edition http://snafu-comics.com/ This one is a little bit more complicated If you have been reading a webcomic masterpiece Wasted Talent, you might notice this American dood named Snafu Dave He might have an actual name but no one cares by this point He used to draw a sucky but kinda long running comic named SNAFU *insert link* And another one about a ninja *insert another link* BUT WAIT, his site is not called snafu comic, IT'S SNAFU COMICS!!! He is so frigin nice enough to have other artists have their comics hosted on his website Now I want to put all what I think about these artists into one post Everyone who is not mentioned, SUCKS The rest go from the least liked by me to the better ones Also you might want to be careful on some pages, for example a Bunny With has a billion blogs on its page that can make your browser crash The artist is awesome though, if you want to check it out click on the archives instantly First comic is Training Wheals by Giovanny Hernandez http://tw.snafu-comics.com/ Here's a link He does not update, there's nothing to read, art is great and takes too much time to make and so there's nothing there now I guess there's no point in telling that it's about a kid who moves to different schools in which different stuff happens with... 23 strips The next great artist is called Endling Endling is very awesome on deviantart and most of his interesting stuff is there And I bet he even has a human name, that rascal His comic is called Ever After http://ea.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=0 The setting is a world where fairytale characters are insane They are all gathered up in an asylum run by some crazy doctor and humpty dumpty, or something Not much have been explained about the setting but there has been a lot of action so far The main character, as far as I can tell, is Little Red Riding Hood with a saw Her mind is being tormented by the big bad wolf, that's why she's there Endling's Red became sort of an icon around these parts and is very awesompular This comic is also on hiatus and I'm starting to see a pattern here But it's still a nice read And now the last one on my list, yeah that soon This author is A BEAST He runs THREEE333 COMICS ARE THE SAME TIME I'm not sure what's up with him but Bleedman has not stopped making these comics since his first one called Powerpuff Girls Doujin which started in 2002 http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=0 PPG is a blend of characters from now old cartoons but he puts in some new ones now and then The setting is a town of Megaville to which the classic version of Powerpuff Girls moved into They go to school where they announce themselves as super heroes and meet another super hero named DEXTER THE BOY GENIUS You can't understand the awesomeness of this thing unless you saw these cartoons Next comic takes place in the same universe in the future, but I hope it's a parallel reality or something http://grim.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=0 The comic is called Grim Tales from Down Bellow, which also has many cartoon characters and Bleedman allows things to get a lot... a lot... darker... You meet such lovable characters as: Grim Reaper, Mandy and sometimes Billy, everyone from the Halloween Town, the frigin spawn PPG takes a lot more time to tell its story but Grim is a little more interesting Third one is called Sugar Bits and it's all original and stuff but not as dark, yet http://sugar.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=0 This one takes you places, check it out Funny thing is, he put a lot of effort into making these things and you kinda notice how he gets better with every page he draws, then his style starts to suck, then improve again, the get sucky, then better-y, then stuff happens So anyway, if you remember cartoon network having more things then Scooby-Doo, check these things out Fun fact: That's a samurai named Jack and his pet dog named Courage

LO AND BEHOLD MORE WEBOMICS http://alessonislearned.com/ A very short-ish comic by Dale Beran (who is a nerd of paradise http://www.thenerdsofparadise.com/ ) and David Hellman (who has a portfolio http://www.davidhellman.net/ ) oh and Braid, whatever The writing style is exactly-ish like Dresden Codak by Aaron Diaz but crazier Aaron is a big fun of this comic and I bet that's what influenced him during these long sleepless nights The webdesign is not very friendly so here's a link to the first comic http://alessonislearned.com/index.php?comic=1 No one likes sanity anyway, so go read it! Fun fact: bears are not your friends

It's thinking out loud time with Sinfest! No way meant for practical uses I think I figured out the insane super nature of Mopai system Which is kinda super obvious, I think or maybe I just simplify it so much that I think I get it Level one, yang chi fills up the dan tien Level two, yang chi get's pressured into the dan tien with two times the force Level three, dan tien is forced to more around and gets cut off from its place (1X) Level four, about same amount of yin chi gathered up kinda like a second dan tien, the two are put together with half the space being free in the dan tien (2X) Level Five, (4x) Level six, (8X) Ideas gotten after reading Magis of Java and listening to a guy who is sure he knows what he's talking about So my theory is: Since the founders of Mopai were toying with an idea of putting two chi's together, the beginning parts are preparation for doing that Yang is being gathered in dan tien until it's filled or actually given an impression that it is Since chi is not normally put into dan tien as a refind yin or yang, there should be a feeling of fullness with only yang in it, or the dan tien if filled both yin and yang spaces which gives the fullness feeling Yang then is being compressed 2X so the half of dan tien is empty The dan tien is then put in an abnormal position where it's half empty and it wont get undone, it's separated from it's original place and its connections Later yin chi is being gathered and made to be put together with the yang dan tien which has some space all ready for it If you have Magus of Java there is a picture showing the connection being done but not explained the same way It can be found somewhere in the notes, it's three circles on top with one weird one bellow them Since only yang is pressured into a smaller state, the connection should be done as show in the pictures Pure yin with a spark of yang in the middle, yin's nature will stop yang from expanding I guess With having just yang chi ready, a person is at 1X power and with addition of yin energy it becomes 2X From then on, every level is two times more powerful then the previous Dan tien might be forcefully increased but there is a limit to levels so it might not be just dan tien or there might be other places to put all that power, hence the additional benefit of separating the dan tien This is something I came up for me to help understand the whole thing and I came to a conclusion that this system when started, must be completed And when it gets started, unless the nervous system is rebuild back to its original state, in no way I can do practice I'm doing What I'm doing is powering up my 8 extra special channels to create a connection with my body and the outside world All the important additional energy is being stored outside of my body while Mopai puts it into small boxes around the body to be at the ready when needed What I'm doing is setting a foot into another world while I'm still here, and Mopai gets ready for when the body is all worn out and all the boxes are sent to the other side Since you are putting yourself into unbreakable boxes with Mopai, time freezes while you're on the other side And I predict that if all 72 levels are reached, there won't be a ghost after death but a complete human being since every part is locked up Every part is being held up with a force of another dead person and so a complete immortal would be like a whole bunch of people into one, with each one of them keeping one little part running Kinda like cutting yourself into pieces that become bigger as you cut them off and then become small again when put together Whats different with what I'm doing is that I'm just putting myself into a mold and try to fit to it, or set a far away goal and try to reach eventually Mopai packs luggage before a journey and I don't, that's kinda like the difference That wont work for me since when there will come time to gather pure yin, the nervous system will be damaged and it will be impossible to do the horse stance and doing the horse stance might hurt be badly It's complete opposite of mine and an example of why you shouldn't mix systems