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I think gathering yin at level 1 was more of a medical thing since they want pure chi John was doing horse stance when he met his master because he was too young at that time for Mopai or any energy practice The word around the office is that these four threads are Ida and Pingala, only two meridians but four connections Another things is being done later is severing ming men stem so it could fall down and gather yin chi There's a lot of breathing and all that stuff Man, now I can't wait for it to be pumpkin pie season

Two students have an argument and the master listens Student: EW WHAT NO, PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS GROSS! Right, master? Master: Hmmm, peeing in the shower... I'll allow it... Student: EW no, I'm not asking if it's OK, I'm just saying it's gross, right? Master: If that's what you want to ask of me... then you already know the answer...

huh, that sounds so familiar especially the lemon thing and how you brought it up today of all things

Man, what other comics are there? I don't want to mention anything unless it really is great

Reminds me of the time I saw that youtube video that claimed Chris Angel to be the antichrist

Nope

If you're going into Hermetics look up Franz Bardon books They're old and people give them out for free online I don't like all these new copy paste books out there Sometimes old ones are just fine

The crotch is one of the most vulnerable areas on the body Ancient masters were researching and looking into ways to protect it A lot of things have been learned in the process, including this Centuries later the bums are still laughing

Father Sky get's no respect while world is trapped in Mother's sect While on Earth we watch the sky wondering why these planets die Our science can suspect that the world has a secret JELLY DONUT!!! There's the Sky the Earth and question Why? Trying to figure out the cosmos And learn to fly THROUGH THE ATMOSPHEREEEEEEEEEE!!! 'yeah'

Y'all act like you never seen a Taoist person before Jaws all on the floor like ChiDragon to an ox threw it through your window and started teaching about technical things, some stuff, and some more you first were ignoring, then throwing the furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Lao Tsu said... nothing you idiots! Lao Tsu's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Taoist women love Sinfest [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Sinfest is so awesome, him look at him, Walkin around quoting his you-know-what Replying the you-know-who," "Yeah, and he's so cute lol!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than when you forget to do the horse stance Sometimes, I wanna get on forum and just let loose, but won't cuz aftertaste would make me feel like a dead goose "The Tao is like this, The Tao is like this And if you're lucky, you might just give it a little squeeze" And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them to know what Te in Tao Te Ching is Of course they gonna know what meditation is By the time they hit fourth grade They re-watched the ATLA don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can meditate with better thoughts on pillow folds then there's no reason that the men and women can't evolve But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Horse stance I like most, nei gong thing that burns and crawls [Chorus: (repeat 2X)] 'Cause I'm the Real Taoist, yes I'm the Real Taoist All you other Real Taoists are just imitating So won't the real Tao-ist please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? *Bleep* doesn't wanna do horse stance and write in the journal; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about credibility of F.Hands? Half of you people don't even care, or do they? "But Sin, what if he's not real, wouldn't it be weird?" Who cares! It's not even a rap anymore, So you can, go write a thread about fascism Shit, Mythmaker better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Immortal and Vmarco and hear 'em argue over who loves Christianity more I don't know what to put in this line, well gee "Yeah, he's cool, but I'm not sure about his lineage, hee-hee!" I should update my journal or just let it be and explain why I don't have a lineage and you're like me [AHHH!] I'm sick of you changing your oppinions, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me who horse stance like me; who just wu wei like me wear blue like me; mud walk, talk and bark like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus 4x] 'Cause I'm the Real Taoist, yes I'm the Real Taoist All you other Real Taoists are just imitating So won't the real Tao-ist please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha Guess there's a Weird Al in all of us Fuck it, let's all do horse stance

PONE Here's a fun one

How about another comic no one ever heard about http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/ THIS ONE Bobwhite is a comic by Magnolia Porter And This one one of these complete comics that no one is going to mention ever again When I first found it I didn't even try finishing it because it starts off slow But I kept seeing it and one day decided to finally read it and it was great It has a lot of great situational stuff and characters are different from the usual suspects Something I should have mentioned in the first posts if I cared enough back then A great way to reread a webcomic is to read blog posts at the bottom on the strips This one doesn't have oh so many blog posts but there's one big at the final page Finding out about the artist is one of funnest parts of reading webcomics So go ahead and start reading http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20080728 Protip: Hover your mouse over strips to read notes like at xkcd Fun fact: There's a comic a billion times worse then Questionable Content but I'm not going to mention it ever ever because I'm still trying to get over it

Found a while bunch of good musics MUSIC LIKE NEVER HEARD BEFORE!!!!!!!!!

*lights a pipe and sits down* hm yes, the anime club is a great satire on the geeky anime culture there is always a Mort who is not happy and Mark with whom Mort argues with there is always some elitist anime club somewhere and there's always someone talking about Naruto many memorable moments are in there and reading the thing is... completely not life changing As Clyde said once, "She took... all these horses"

I kinda don't like list of top comics place In theory when people vote it would be easier to find good comics buuuuut that doesn't work for me For example, one thing that doesn't work is that you can't find comics that are already completed Today Nothing Happened was on that site's list and very high up that you even saw the banner, but now it's not there because Shazzbaa stopped asking people to vote for her comic Oh, and I also hate all that sexy stuff and it usually get's very high on these lists THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO THE SEXY RULE IS THIS http://leth.smackjeeves.com/comics/ OK, there might be more, like oglaf because it's funny The comic is made by this person http://lowroad75.deviantart.com/ I started following his stuff since I found the Lowroad comic He stopped making that one and put all the comics in one file and uploaded then somewhere, it's a good read, too His current comic, Leth Hate, is supposedly about this dude who hates everything who is also dead But no one cares about him because all the interesting stuff happens to this geeky succubus he lives with Nothing uber sexy happens so it's just a tease most of the time, it's also very funny Fun fact: I think questionable content is boring and it sucks

Monk walks in a forest and sees a leaf fall off a tree "Are you OK?"

YO TAO SO PHAT THAT WHEN IT JUMPS IN THE AIR IT HAS ALREADY BEEN FLOATING IN IT FOREVER

Joy and sorrow are also parts of the ego but I don't hear about people suffering from happiness What you want always run away and what you don't, wants to stay WHOO A RHYME So that's why master stays behind to stay ahead On behavior thing I always stay extra conscious whenever something happens When something unexpected happens, time seems to slow down and I think what to do When something I wanted to do happens, I feel the same way since I usually stay in a state of mind where I feel neither Both are surprises to me Hey manitou, straggling doesn't always make things better, if you feel angry then just get angrier and then forget about it Make the anger get tired before it makes you do something you don't want to do

I wanted to write these things down as they were happening but I wanted to things to calm down first, but then I got confused According to legend, The Last Airbender had three seasons with Legend of Korra being kind of a fourth season with the Air element thing The peoples all over the universe liked the first season of Korra and then it was decided to make one more season Then the fandom yelled something about something else Then I got confused about the number of seasons ordered Then the unimaginable happened, The show got more seasons and more episodes planed for it, with the episodes aired it's going to have 52 episodes in total The creators heard about the show not being spiritual enough and so the second season is going to be called Spirits and is going to have 14 episodes... in 2013 HEY LOOK, A PREVIEW THINGY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62gTP0mEKg Showcasing one of these evil spirit thingies THIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!

Russian Eminem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAEr_HAvuI I like how all the comments are about how it's not a direct translation

When I meditate outside bugs don't bother me At school I would meditate on a bench outside and there was a trash can right next to it So many buuuuuugs, they would stop bothering me when I would start meditating That part of the school had an area that looked kinda like a park and so neighbors would walk their dogs there, everything would ignore me as long as I was keeping to myself I got up once and at a distance decided to touch one of the dogs, and it looked back at me So watch out for them dogs and cats and don't project outwards at them

I think he wants to reach level four (I'm finally reading Magus of Java but still not sure about some stuff)

Slowly waking up to more awake-ish music