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1. Yes. It's a part of a duality. 2. No. God has Taoists. 3. Nothing. 4. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Plants should eat only vegetarians, that would confuse them

Right wink wink nudge nudge welcome

huh? how did you see me?

Meanwhile

With enough training and being tired enough, everyone can gain the back-sleeping power!

Just like in my short story... we're eating them... then they're going to eat us... oh my goooooooooooooood

I can sleep on my back!

There are a few real pictures uploaded to memecenter and the dog story is part true http://gizmodo.com/5776600/the-story-of-the-giant-dog+headed-robot-that-never-was

Thoughts and beliefs are not a part of it in the first place

Well it was free for everyone who was active on his website, the 4000$ price was for laughs for everyone visiting the site and I think someone actually bought it

that's called being oooooooooooold

Carrying water chopping wood I see

http://www.thetaobums.com/index.php?/topic/15738-oh-haeng-gi-ma-sae/ 5 Elements Horse stance, I got it back when Wan was still charging 4000$ for it but for free and I think I'm the only one who knows how to do it right out of everyone who got it from him If you want to learn it go to a Daosourse seminar, there are some surviving tutorials online but doing them would be the same as doing naega shinjang thing

actually I'm doing the one where feet are far apart and knees are close together don't try it

How did I go so deep into Taoism without knowing any famous Taoist people

WHO'S THE FRANTZIS GUY ALREADY also Welcome

yup

Stop riding horses cat, you're a cat