GrandmasterP

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  1. Pole shift

    Happy days.
  2. Happy Winter Solstice 2012

    .... All the Mayans said (or rather did not say) that?. Crikey!
  3. Reverse & Vase Breathing.

    Ignorance is always an option I suppose, and it would be a sad old world were all to be of the same mind.
  4. Pole shift

    All shadows I tells ya, all of it. Just shadows. Now go away and stop disturbing us please. We are busy watching the shadows here on the wall. Anything good on TV over Christmas?
  5. Enlightenment - the Short Way

    Could be a short way to enlightenment. You just never know til you try chum.
  6. Enlightenment - the Short Way

    Cut and paste. Poor wee lad.
  7. Happy Winter Solstice 2012

    Lucille, I think.
  8. Reverse & Vase Breathing.

    I do agree anamatva, and good manners cost nothing either.. In Zen achery they teach you to breathe in on the main draw, exhale on the final last bit of the draw and then be still without breath as you release the arrow. Once it has struck home only then do you inhale again. Any cultivation contrary to physiological process is not to be recommended. If cultivation is not natural then it must be artifice. Hal & waj states in sufism and the wilder flights of our yogic chums are all via mucking about with breathing. Cheaper than drugs and does much the same job but not something you'd necessarily want your kids messing about with.
  9. Pole shift

    You had me worried there buddy...... Thought mebbe someone had made off with some dimensions whilst I was mucking out the stable.
  10. Reverse & Vase Breathing.

    Best way, but thank you for sharing that little bit of yourself.
  11. Meat eating thread

    Good man. We have weights here but Mrs GMP uses them far more than I do. Far too lazy.
  12. WORLD WAR 3 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

    Tripitaka... Out of Water Margin, she's aged well hasn't she?
  13. Happy Winter Solstice 2012

    I did hear that there's also something to be found 24-hours from Tulsa as well.
  14. Middle DanTien: solar plexus/heart?

    Very useful diagram.
  15. If I were to die tonight....

    Grace Jones, she was drop dead gorgeous. Is she still in the business does anyone know?
  16. Reverse & Vase Breathing.

    Why thank you ish. One lives to serve. Dizzy yet?
  17. 2012: The End of the World

    Man Flu brother. There is nothing worse. Giving birth is a walk in the park compared to man flu. None but sufferers truly know. Be brave. That Mayan apocalypse was a bit of a damp squib eh?
  18. Pole shift

    Colloquialism. Forgive me.
  19. Pole shift

    Only two?
  20. Meat eating thread

    Do you press MH?
  21. Xtiantidetime Inyourfacetime

    Rather good. LOL Rest assured, it shall be recycled. What a morning! Next to the domestic duck (Indian Runner variety), the Andalusian horse is possibly the stupidest creature in all of creation. Muck out, groom, feed, nice clean new horse blanket on. Three hours hard graft. Into paddock, find biggest pile of shit and mud... Roll Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  22. The Tao Of Nietzsche

    Some say Mr Jesus was calling upon Elijah with that "Eloi Eloi lamasabecthani". Take your point about the abyss though Cat. Dreadful place but unless and until it is faced and traversed............
  23. Religion is the poison of Spirituality

    Except I am moved by compassion How dwelleth Tao spirit in me? In word and in deed Burning love is my creed And that through the flow of the Qi (Grandmaster Chang)
  24. Xtiantidetime Inyourfacetime

    It's awful when that happens. Really bad acid.
  25. Xtiantidetime Inyourfacetime

    Chap goes back to the doctor and complains.... "Those twice a day suppositories you prescribed for my piles haven't worked at all. For what use they've been I might as well have shoved them up my erse!"