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Two lions walking through a shopping mall. One says to the other. 'Not many shoppers about for a Saturday are there'?

Erect?

The number of religious sites devoted to the King is just staggering: Church of Elvis, The Eighth Day Transfigurist Cult, Elvis Séance, The Elvis Shrine, The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis, The Gospel of Elvis, Little Shrine to the King, and Oracle of the Plywood Elvis, and of course, The First Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine. The First Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine (FPC, ED) was the most amusing name of all those sites. Also, FPC, ED at least gets certain facts straight, unlike The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis, who claims that Elvis was born in Memphis. Gee, I thought everyone knew Elvis was born in Tupelo, Mississippi! One fact I did have to investigate was the claim that Elvis had a twin brother that was stillborn. My Elvis expert confirmed this. I was impressed by their inclusion of that detail. They did their homework! I was also impressed with the quality of the sermons. I only wish they had an organized gospel so that I might learn the names of all the disciples of Elvis. Just to give you an idea of the wealth of knowledge available at this site, here is a quote from a sermon entitled, “You Are Nothing, If Not a Hound Dog”: “Most of us are too busy having fun, making money, and getting laid to think much about religion. But being a reverend, not to mention being depressed, broke, and celibate, I think about it all the time.” According to the site, Presleyterians start celebrating the birth of Elvis on December 8, which is incidentally the date that John Lennon, one of Elvis’ 13 disciples, was murdered. I also learned that three bluesmen visited the baby Elvis and offered gifts. Furry gave the baby a gallon of cheap wine. John Lee gave to the child pills of many colors, and Robert offered a can of lard. I assume that John Lee is John Lee Hooker and Robert is Robert Johnson. Furry’s identity escapes me. FPC, ED states that, in following the example of Elvis, it is a duty to overindulge. Sermons like, “The Hot Dog: Nature’s Most Perfect Food,” are designed to help believers remain steadfast in their faith. Also, a follower of Elvis would be remiss to leave out the “31 Commandments,” 31 foods that followers of Elvis must keep in their homes in case Elvis should ever be in their neighborhood. Presleyterians are also required to face Las Vegas daily and make a pilgrimage to Graceland at least once in their lives. Yes, there is also an Anti-Elvis, as well as a host of false gods, including Wayne Newton and Madonna, that true believers of Elvis must renounce. Who is the Anti-Elvis? Let’s just say that his marriage to Lisa Marie is referred to as the “Unholy Union.” All in all, FPC, ED is a site that true believers of Elvis should visit. Included in the site are the e-mail addresses of many members of Congress so that followers can request that Congress declare January 8, Elvis’ Birthday, a national holiday. Memberships are $13. They also have pricey T-shirts for sale. However, if someone you know is really into unique Elvis kitsch, and you’re not afraid to blow a little dough, the T-shirt is a good buy.

Isn't Dion writing somewhat later than AC? There may be a link however via Frieda Harries and/or the Glastonbury group. Phil Rickman has yards of this stuff in his Glasto novels all seemingly very well researched. I give up now, headache; plus tutorials yet to do.

Statue Fund now open. Send money now. Free DVD of 'Horse Stance the Movie' to first ten and biggest donors. Sponsor a piece of the statue today... $1,000 gets your name on a finger or toe Eyes $3,000 each Ears $1,500 each (hardly used) Arms $200 per centimetre Legs $250 per centimetre Butt (make us an offer)

Behold the sacred horse stance.

They grow giant championship long leeks like that the competitive growers. Amazing things to see.

Yep, it was to agree with Cat was that post... Archangels R & M work together to lead the sephirot Tiphareth which I believe in Dion's panoply signifies beauty and harmony.

Lo he speaks! Show us a sign master!

All Hail Sinfest 2. Judgement Day is upon us. (Get him off!)

Drum roll.... Cymbals..... Boom Boom

....... Page 208 here is handy http://gnosticfellowship.com/reading/qabalah/mystical.pdf

.... If your mum lived in St Paul's and knew some soldiers who drank in the Duke of York on Jubilee Rd back around 1969/70 then ,quite possibly.

I'm going this Friday as they may well have some.. 'Buy one Apocalypse - get another one free' ...offers on. Hs to be nonsense NE wayb this end of the World schtick this Friday. Just had my 2013 Old Moore's Almanack via Amazon and all is well as usual.. January... "The full moon on 27 January falls in Leo in a restrictive square to Saturn and an excitable trine to Uranus". Always a good time when Leo is in an excitable trine to Yranus, seldom better. Partaayyyy!!!! "No return to boom but the investmant possibilities are excellent". "2nd favourites at National Hunt Meetings may succeed best" "The United nations may score a significant coup regarding the Middle East" Ya heard it here first guys.

Also some Buddhist centre gift n book shops like to sell those silly little stools or sitting down 'meditation' cushions for ludicrous prices too. Just cultivate as you are most comfortable doing, it's all good.

You can cultivate QiGong most effectively whilst sitting in a chair.

Tesco don't do a Heresy dip They do Cheese n Chive (yum) Salsa (dunno) Spicey BBQ (yechhh) Garlic n Herbs (stinky) I love a prawn. Crisp, cracker or fresh, just love that prawny taste. Mmmmmmmmm.

Yep, there's one where they put the spuds onto the ground then pile straw on top then a light cover of earth and repeat as spuds grow through. No dig method. That might be worth giving a go.

.... Yes, you are right Recep.

We got the best of it then.

Lovely. Need any dips?

I tried permaculture style with some potatoes three seasons back. What a failure, but it was a bad year all round. The regular grown ones produced far more than the permacultured ones. The idea for pc is to trench then plant then backfill and more or less leave them to get on with it without ridging / earthing up and mulch with straw. The weeds ran riot even through the straw mulch and I'd not do it again. Works well where there are trees apparently and on very poor soils.

Interesting that K. I wonder how many Bums are the same, not getting on too well with 'mainstream' movies and such. I know I can't watch of listen to much that passes for popular entertainment.

Arab guy came up with algebra too.

Seems logical. Gangsta Rappers being known for their gentility after all.