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Whenever we play the Tantrists our lads go straight home after he match and shower there. Some of the mid fielders have been known to go home two or three times during the game for a quick shower.

We have great hopes for the remainder of the season. If his injuries heal in time then Sencer will be wearing the captain's sash for our forthcoming match against Tantrist United. Those Tantrists can play dirty so expect to see some sticky moments in the close tackles and scrum downs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril A guilty pleasure for a veggie. Two tea spoons in a mug. Add boiling water. Stir Drink. YUM Some add milk, not me.

The smell off a bar maid's apron would get me drunk mate.

Ah Bovril.

Put that model down Sencer! You is on the transfer list.

That's right Apech. The lad Sencer done well to come back like he did after half time following that series of hard tackles and fouls he sustained in the first half. A little bird tells me that there were scouts from Athletico Dharma Wheel at today's match so I may be right in thinking that we'll be hearing more about this fast lad from London before the end of the season.

Good posts decibelle. Pedantic this but 'circular nadir'? How does that work?

That's a fair comment. Maybe I never sobered up after that last bender. Suspect you are wrong though. The wife would have been sure to say something before now. Wives do that sort of thing.

Game over. We are in the dressing room enjoying hot Bovril and pies with some models.

Sencer has the ball now and... He shoots. He scores! GOOOOAAAAALLLL.

Whoever wrote that 'Afterlife and the Non Being Self' piece REALLY needs to get out a bit more.

The dog biscuit has been thrown. Good shot Sinan.

Shotingham they call that round here. Murder capital of the East Midlands. Dreadful city. We are from the High Pennines above Saddleworth Moor. The home of sideways rain.

Yep we like it. Compared to the bleak and treeless northern wastes we hail from, Leicestershire's a veritable sylvan utopia. A lot drier and warmer too.

All Taoists should carry a selection of nice dog biscuits on their person at all times. I certainly do , have never been attacked by a mad dog, even in India; and have made many doggy friends thereby.

Well clerics in general. any professional religionista who takes a fee from the credulous for little or nothing tangible in return. And maybe dogs is a poor metaphor. I like dogs. I am the one on the MA forum saying that the best defence against a mad dog attack is to throw a nice dog biscuit at the dog then run away really fast.

Angels are OK but you can't really trust them. Just the punchline.... So as the roofer plunged to his death forty stories below, the first chap turned to the second guy and said... "Anybody can fly. Just flap your arms and go for it! Yeah right! Honestly Gabriel, for an angel; you can be an absolute bastard at times".

Thank you, they were good. Please leave fruit tomorrow.

LOL It says Extra Large on my T shirts. Once a sannyasin...... I pay income tax on my teacher salary, the rest I do for fun and charity. Never really understood that 'neo' in Neo Advaita. If anyone takes the trouble to peek behind the curtain, it's all Tao anyhoo.

If you find out do tell buddy. No funding in my area at all, only cut backs.

It was piss. I only ever drank to forget. Can't remember what , so it obviously worked. Not touched a drop since 1978.

I reckon that's pretty much on topic. In a metaphorical sense anyway. Mad dogs... Priests... Etc.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8452661 There's been research done. You be well MithShrike buddy.

Osho was terrified of dogs, even little ones. Not an uncommon trait for people raised in rural India where rabies is a real threat still. PS Nice new icon Sinan. What does the writing say?