GrandmasterP

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  1. How exactly do I lift my testes?

    I get spam emails offering this sort of thing but if that's what it entails I am glad That I've never replied to them.
  2. Alchemy is a cultivation of wannabe-enlightened self interest. Those poor unhappy bunnies really-really want to be someone and somewhere-else than them-self, here and now. Factor out the Taoist language and it's a Buddhist path of self loathing same as any other.
  3. Bashar

    Oh boy are those Indigo kid mothers (always always the mothers) seriously troubled. When this stuff is done to sell it's invariably a performance. Nothing wrong with that, it can make for super entertainment. Follow the money. Who is buying what this guy is selling and how much for?
  4. Meat eating thread

    Sounds like a good idea. our people in Lily Dale who can afford to do so decamp to Cassadaga in Florida for the winter season. Nice work if you can get it.
  5. Soulmates

    I think they do for sure. I can think of several couples we know who are soul mates and several more who are far from that happy state. They do say that soul mates keep looking for one another through successive reincarnations and are never truly happy unless they link up. I find that idea rather sweet.
  6. Bashar

    Usually, that's a stooge gig. Derren Brown has a similar act.
  7. Nope I don't think so. Something about pure math that attracts deeply weird people. Andrew Wiles who cracked Fermat didn't come out of his room for two years. they pushed his dinner under a gap in the door. Those guys are pretty odd. Good singers though.
  8. This story was on our TV news tonight for the first time... It said 'The story has been suppressed until now....' More to this than meets the eye for sure
  9. Good man yerself ts.. Nihil Carborundum Illegitimi (Don't let the ba*tards grind you down)
  10. And the nominations for star Taoists of 2012 so far are.... And the nominations so far are......... Sifu Jenny Lamb 5 Stars Shaman Flowing Hands 5 Stars Mantak Chia (Trade and commercial category) 5 Stars Master John Chang 5 Stars Sifu ChiDragon 5 Stars Best supporting Guru category (Taoist) Dr Ken Cohen Best supporting Guru category... (Non Taoist) Sadhguru members of the academy are invited to post their own nominations....
  11. Sifu Chris (Iron Shirt) Lomas from Manchester. Check him out. 5 Big Stars
  12. Meat eating thread

    ............ Well they are very small colonies of Brits, mainly close to golf courses. I know a former Amish guy, his old mum and dad who are very Amish indeed have retired to a colony of plain people in Florida called Pinecraft. You seem to have something for everybody in your home state MH.
  13. I need some advice fellow bottoms.

    There was a new moon from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing. She read on the door.. Don't sit on the floor So she rose up and sat on the ceiling.
  14. The truth behind the Law of Attraction

    .................. Not that I have ever tried but I really really don't think a banana could open a can of beans. Not even a ninth duan banana. A Buddhist banana could write a sutra on how to go about opening a can of beans but unless the text contained the sentence... first choose a can opener... then it still wouldn't work.
  15. Beginers experiences

    Wow, that sort of QiGong would not exactly having folk banging on the doors of the class to get in. Most TaiChi players and QiGong cultivators round these parts come to class to keep supple, meet chums and catch up on the week's gossip. It's like a river of varying depths, mouse can paddle in the shallows, elephant can dive into the deeps. I like shallow.
  16. Past lives

    Especially if there is a nice chunk of cheese to aim for. (Do hamsters eat cheese?)
  17. Why red meat-eating Korea & US have karma of war..

    The poor lamb just needs a lady to talk to but he doesn't know how to go about it the right way.
  18. That is an awful thing to have to go through ts but you got through it.
  19. I need some advice fellow bottoms.

    .............. Ah silent siren of the night sky. The moon be a fickle mistress, mistress. ;-)
  20. No idea but it has been around long enough to make me think the idea has legs.
  21. Past lives

    In the scheme of things I reckon that's about right Cat. To be able to see this life as a part and not the whole of our existence is useful.
  22. yet they do say that each of us has a doppleganger double somewhere in the world. I'd love to meet mine, he must be a thoroughly nice chap who could possibly advance some much needed funds. :-)
  23. Past lives

    Not a lot in the scheme of things. Most people have trouble remembering what they had for dinner a week last Tuesday. Does them no harm, so why trouble too much with past lives unless unhappy with the current edition? They do keep regression 'therapists' and psychic readers in funds though, so not all wasted.