RON JEREMY

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  1. please enligthen me!!!

    LOOK DA NUMBER 1 REASON FOR SLEEP DISSORDERS NOWADAYS BE DA GODDAMN CHEMTRAILS. IN ADDITION / COMBINNATION WITH HAARP/MICCROWAVES FROM CELL TOWERS. DA TYPPICAL SLEEP DISORDER FROM CHEMTRAILS IS LIKE, YA FEEL REALY DROWSY N GO TO SLEEP EARLY, BUT THEN YA WAKE UP IN DA MIDDLE O DA NIGHT, LIKE 3-5 AM, N CANT GET TO SLEEP NO MORE, THEN BY 12 NOON YALL BE FALLIN APART AGGAIN. WHAT HELPS SOMEWHAT IS FASTIN N AVOIDIN MEALS BEFORE SLEEP N AVOIDIN ALCOHOL - BUT WHO DA FUCK IS GONNA AVOID ALCOHOL ANYWAY. SO DA REAL SOLLUTION IS - LETS STOP DA CHEMTERAILS GODDAMNIT!!! RJ
  2. CTs: SCARY SHIT

    THEN WITH DA POWER O MINE MIND & ACCUMMULLATED CHING, I'LL GROW AN IRON SALAMI WITH SHARP SPIKES 3" LONG. THEN ILL GO AFTER EACH ONE O THEM THUGNS N DISEMBOWEL EACH O THEM WHILE RAPIN THEM IN DA BUNGAHOLE. ALSO SPRACHT RONNIETSUSTHRA
  3. STOP CIRCUMCISION GODDAMIT!!!

    YA BE A SALAMI HERO!!! CANT YA SEE DAT DA CUT SALAMI CANNOT ELLONGATE MUCH FARTHER SINCE DA SKIN IT'S ALREADY STRETCHED? DA UNCUT SALAMI CAN BALLOON TO TAURRINE DIMMENSIONS. AS FAR AS DA CLEANSINESS ISSUE, MAN HAVE YA EVER HEARD O' DAT THANG CALLED, SOAP WATER??? SO WHAT ARE WOMMEN SUPOSED TO DO IF CLEANLINESS BE SUCH AN ISSUE? RIP THEM PUSIES OFF?? IF IT'S SOO HARD TO WASH AN UNCUT SALAMI, HOW MUCH HARDER IT IS TO WASH A PUSY? DO THEY CUT DA PUSY OFF BECCAUSE O DAT??????????????????????????????? I REPPEAT: FUCK THESE RITTUALISTIC BLOODY PRACTICES. LEAVE DA SALAMI N DA PUSY IN PEACE, DONT MESS WITH NATURE!!! BYE NOW, RONNIETSU
  4. STOP CIRCUMCISION GODDAMIT!!!

    YO MY MAN, WHO CARES ABOUT PLEASIN WOMEN ANYWAY IF THAT HAS TO OCCUR AT DA EXPENSES O MY POOR SALAMI. BUT BESIDES, WOMEN BE NOT PLEASED BY A SLICED OFF PRICK, BUT RATTHER BY A: 1) LONG -LASTIN SALAMI, N 2)A *HUGE* SALAMI SO THRU SEMEN RETTENTION N MICROCOSMIC CIRCULATION, *ANY* MAN CAN LAST FOR DAYS. THEN THRU GOOD GENNETICS SUCH AS MINE PLUS SAYIN *NO* TO CIRCUMCISION, ONE CAN ALSO BE GIFTED WITH A HUGE SALAMI. ALSO I RECOMMEND DA USE O*COCK PUMPS* NOW NOW, WHAT'S DA *REAL* MEANIN O CIRCUM-CISION??? DO YA KNOW THAT ONLY AMERICANS, JEWS N MUSLIMS GET ROUTTINELY CIRCUM-CIZED?? NOW WHAT FOR? DA USUAL MEDICAL EXCUSE IS PURE SCHEISSDRECK AKA BULSHIT. DA REAL REASON IS A RITUAL SHIT. AS YA KNOW, IN ANCIENT EGYPT THERE WAS THIS FREAKIN GOD CALLED OSSIRIS. WELL, WHAT HAPENED TO OSSIRIS? HE WAS KILLED BY HIS MOFO BROTHER SET, BACK IN DA GOOD OLE DAYS. HIS SALAMI WAS THEREAFTER THROWN IN DA RIVER NILE. NOW, HIS WIFE ISIS WAS A VERY HORNY BITCH INDEED, N WHEN SHE LEARNED HIS HUSBAND WAS NOT ONLY DEAD BUT WAS ALSO SALAMI-LESS, WELL SHE GOT PISSED N RIGHTLY SO, NOW WITH DA ASSISTANCE O TOTH SHE REASSEMBLED DA CADDAVER O OSIRIS BUT SHE COULDNT FIND OSSIRIS' SALAMI, SO THEY HAD TO SHAPE A FAKE ONE N SHE FINNALLY GOT PREGNANT N BORE HORUS, DA CHILD. AS YA CAN SEE, WE HAVE HER A PRIMMORDIAL FORM O ARTIFFICIAL INSEMMINATION, NOW DA JEWS HAVIN BEEN THRU ALL KINDA ADVENTURE SINCE DA SUMMERIANS' TIMES, HAVE PIKED UP DA STORY N HAVE STOOPPIDLY ADOPTED DA RITTUAL O SLICIN OFF THEIR CHILDRENS SALAMIS TO REMMEMBER DA FABLE O OSSIRIS. THEN, DA MUSLIMS BEIN THEMSELVES SEMMITIC CONTINUED DA PRACCTICE. THEN DA JEWS MOVIN TO AMERICA SO TO SPEAK JUDAIZED DA COUNTRY N INTRODDUCED CIRCUM-CISION FOR EVVERYBODY. BUT AS A TAOIST, I SAY STOP MESSIN WITH NATURE N SLICIN OFF DA PEOPLE'S SALAMIS. FUCK THIS SHIT. A SALAMI BE A COMPLETE ENTITTY IN ITSELF, ENDOWED WITH LIFE N INTELLIGENCE. A SALAMI BE DA ARCH-TOOL. ALL HUMAN TOOLS BE DERIVED FROM DA SALAMI. NOTHANG BE MORRE PERFECT N PURPOSEFUL THAN DA SALAMI. SO I RONNIETSU SAY, STOP MESSIN WITH DA SALAMI, STOP SLICIN OFF DA PEOPLES' SALAMIS. I HOPE DA JEWS WILL GIVE UP THIS STOOPID PRACTICE, FUCK OSSIRIS N DA BITCH ISIS STORY. AUF VIEDDERZEEN NOW RJ
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    AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!! PLATO'S DICKIE
  6. growin' my own

    YO KEITH SAY, WHAT BLOOMS IN FEBRUARY IN SO .CALIFFORNIA? EVVERY FEBRUARY I CUM DONW WITH ALERGY FRO 2-4 WEEKS IN FEBRUARRY. WHICH PLANT IS THAT? BTW, I'VE BEEN DRINKIN PISS ALL DAY N DA ALERGY 'S TOTTALLY GONE. AMMAZING WHAT PISS CAN DO TO YA. RONNIETSU
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    CANT BEAT VIDA'S
  8. STOP CIRCUMCISION GODDAMIT!!!

    MY MAN CIRCUMCISION BE BAD EVEN IF NO RABBI SUCK YER SALAMI. THEN IF DA RABBI SUCK YER SALAMI, CIRCUMCISION BE WORSE. BUT LOOK, LOSS O DA FORESKIN IMPAIRS DA SALAMI POWER. YA MAY ASK, WHY? WELL, LET ME SAY, DA FORESKIN AT FIRST LOOK SUPPERFLUOUS UNTIL YA UNDERSTAND DA CONCEPT O BALLOONIN. JUST READ DR LIN SITE FOR THAT. WHAT THAT MEANS IS, DA SALAMI AKA PENIS, AFTER A COUPLE HOURS O BANGIN DA CHICK, START EXPANDIN TO UNHEARD OF SIZE. THAT'S CALLED BALLOONIN. SO WHEN DA SALAMI BALLOONS, DA FORESKIN ALLOWS THAT EXTRA STRETCH. WHEN DA RABBIS OR DA FUKIN AMERICAN DOCTORS OR DA MUSLIMS SLICE OFF DA FORESKIN, DA SALAMI SKIN GETS TOO TIGHT N SHORT TO ALLOW DA BALOONIN EFFECT N DA SALAMI CANNOT ELONGATE TO SUPERHUMAN LENGHT NO MORE. BESIDES, THER BE ALSO LOSS O FEELIN BECAUSE DA SALAMI HEAD BE NO LONGER PROTECTED BY DA FORESKIN N GET ROUGHED UP BY DA PANTS N LOSES DA FEELIN, SO THAT FOR A CIRCUMSIZED SALAMI DA INNER WALLS O DA LOVE PEACH DONT FEEL LIKE MUCH NO MO BECAUSE O SUCH LOSS O SENSITIVITY, SO THAT DA CIRCUMSIZED SALAMI MAY SEEK FOR A HAIRY ANAL CAVITY IN ORDER TO GET MORE FEELIN, SO THAT MAY LEAD TO INCREASED FAGGOT LIKE BEHAVIOR, WHICH ACCORDIN TO DA TAO TEACHIN BE NOT-SO-GOOD. YA SEE, CIRCUMCISION BE DA ROOT O LOTS O EVIL. BYE NOW RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM
  9. Phowa

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  11. This thing might be a scam

    YA CAN ONLY BE HAPPY WHEN YA SMOKE POLES N RIDE SAUSAGES BABY!!
  12. CTs: SCARY SHIT

    YEA BRO, FIRST THANG IS, THAT ARTICLE BE NOT BY DICKE BUT BY SUM BITCH OUT THERE. DA SUBLIMMINALS IN ADVERTISIN PORTRAIN CHEMTRAILS IN EG CAR ADS, EVERYONE CAN SEE BY THEMSELVES. SECOND THANG, I TRUST YER DISCRIMMINATIN POWER TO TELL TRUTH FROM BULSHIT. MANY A TIME DA TRUTH N DA BULSHIT BE INTERMIXED WITH SUCH A GRANNULARITY (IF YA FORGIVE ME DA TERM) THAT ONE'S DISCRIMMINATION MUST WORK HARD. I THINK D.ICKE GIVES A GREAT PANNORAMIC VIEW O DA WORLD. I HAVE READ ALL O HIS BOOKS N EVEN THOUGH I DONT AGGREE WITH A LOT O HIOS INTERPRETTATIONS, CONCLUSIONS, N PROPPOSED SOLLUTIONS, I MUST SAY IT'S STILL A VERY WORTHY READ. AS FOR DA REPTILIAN SHIT, WELLL DA ONLY WAY TO BELIEVE SUCH A STATEMENT IS TO SEE ONE. SINCE I HAVE NEVER SEEN A REPTILIAN IN FLESH (BUT I HAVE SEEN PLENTY O CRAZIER SHIT IN DREAMLAND) SO I AM SKEPTIC. I TELL YA MORE: I AM 110% SURE THER BE INDEED A CONSPIRACY IN DA WORLD. THATS OUTTA DA QUESTION IN *MY MIND*. THANGS LIKE CHEMTRAILS BE DA DIRECT PROOF. HOW-EVER, THERE'S DA REAL POSIBILITY THAT DA CONSPORATORS BE JUST A HUMAN GROUP SUCH AS SOME QABALISTIC ENTITTY, BUT IN ORDER TO DIVERT ATTENTION THEY MANUFACTURE SCIENCE FICTION SHIT SUCH AS DA REPTILIAN STORY. SO THAT PEOPLE WILL DISMISS DA CONSPIRACY FACT ALONG WITH DA REPTILIAN INVENTIONS. YA SEE WHAT I MEAN? STILL LET'S ALWAYS KEEP AN OPPEN MIND, IT IS INDEED POSSIBLE THAT A DIFFERENT RACE EXIST N BE FUKIN UP DA WORLD O HUMANS. JUST *ALWAYS* USE YER THINKIN POWERS N YALL BE OK? BTW I WANTED TO ASK SINCE YA MENTIONNED, WHAT DO YA TEACH? BYE NOW YER RJ
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    EL MEJOR CULO DE CUBA: PS: JUST TESTIN DA ATTACHMENT MOD YA KNOW.
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    NO VIDA'S CULO IS 100% NATURAL, GUARRANTEED BY RJ. HOWEVER, HER TETAS BE INFLATED, YES. BYE NOW RJ PS: HEY WHY TO BED SO EARLY????????????? BYE NOW HAPY CARNIVAL!!!
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    CHEMTRAILS ALSO SPREAD MYCOPLASMA
  16. IF YA HAVE CLASIC PORN FORM DA 70'S N EARLY 80'S BOTH US N UROPPEAN JUST SENT IT TO ME OK? JOHN HOLMES, SEKA, ANNETTE HEAVEN, LINDA LOVELACE, GABRIEL PONTELO, ETC. RJ
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    YO MY FRIEND VIDA CANT GET INTO DA TEMP SHIT!!! RJ
  18. Crying and orgasms...

    CRY FAGS!!! LINK DELETED
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    WELL I ATACHED A COOL PIC BUT THAT DIDNT SHOW UP IN DA POST, PERRHAPS YA CAN GO N CHECK IN DA /FILES DIRECTORY TO SEE IF IT WENT THRU. SO MAN I HAVENT ASKED YA, WHAT'S YER TAKE ON DA CHEMTRAIL ISSUE? BYE NOW, GREAT JOB, KEEP DA SALAMI UP, RJ
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    YA SAID THAT 95% O DA ATTACHEMMENTS MUST BE TAO RELLATED, BUT THEN YA USED UP DA NON TAO RELLATED 5% QUOTA RIGHT AWWAY NAMELY THAT SKINY MENSTRUATIN CHICK RAGGIN BLOOD ALL OVER. NOW THAT AINT NO TAO RELLATED, SO NOW I CANNOT POST MY SELF FELLATIO CLIPS NO MO'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: ALSO I TRIED TO POST A FUNY PIC BUT IT DIDNT WORK. PPS: DA TRUTH BE, EVVERYTHANG IS TAO RELATED. PPPS: BYE NOW. RJ
  21. CTs: SCARY SHIT

    http://www.davidicke.net/mindcontrol/expos.../ex041604a.html One of the first steps in guarding or protecting our thinking against adverse influences is to identify the subliminal tactics and methods of mind control which are currently so pervasive in our society. If we are alert to the lies and subtleties of "evil", then we can refuse to accept them into our conciousness. This article will be a bit different in that we will not be speaking of physical mind control defenses , such as copper shielding from electromagnetic frequencies or other similar gadgets or protective devices. Later I will be bringing up some spiritual aspects which, I believe ,constitute our real protection. Many are beginning to conclude that in order to heal the deeper causes of world strife, we need to address the fundamental issues in lieu of false or temporary bandaid solutions. I am going to list several methods of mind control but for a deeper understanding of the deceptive techniques which are used to control and manipulate, I would highly recommend visiting http://congregator.net . A. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES in all forms of media, advertising, art, etc. : One of my favorite examples of visual subliminal messages has to do with the covert jet aerosol program. Many know of this phenomonon as "chemtrails". The exact purpose behind this secret program is not fully understood. Some explanations for the secrecy behind the intentional clouding of our skies are.....climate modification, weather modification, military communications, potential mind control ( possibly in conjunction with HAARP ) and solar shielding. It is becoming very obvious that subliminal images are being used to condition the public into believing that these spreading jet contrails, along with changing abnormal weather patterns, are normal. Game shows, car commercials, weather programs, children's cartoons and news programs are all presenting with these subliminal messages. When you are tuned into these shows I would encourage you to watch for anything with a blue background. Much of the time these blue backgrounds have smeary cloud like formations. Several game shows have blue squares behind the contestants. These blue areas are almost always filled with white streaks or smears. Car commercials and cartoons often have actual contrails/chemtrails. When I tell others about this conditioning tactic, I am often told that there are so many contrails now in the skies, that how could the cameras avoid them. I was assured by a person who has experience working with commercials, that absolutely everything included in commercials is intentionally there. Nothing is there by accident. Everything conveys a message. Last night I was watching the Connecticut ABC affiliate and on the 5:30 news, I was just flabergasted at what I saw. The blue background behind the anchor woman was deep blue with images of white parallel streaks . Each streak was of a different width, just as it is in our real skies. Some parallel streaks were sharp as if they were newly made contrails and others were wider with their edges less defined. Real chemtrails become less defined as they are spreading out and look exactly like the ABC graphics.
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  24. WHERE IS HARRY PAIN? IS HE INTO A FISHES' BELLY LIKE PINOCHIO, OR IS HE CATCHIN DA CLAPP IN PATTAYA'S BROTHELS????? I MUST GO SEEK HIM IN THAT CASE. RONNIETSU HOUDINI DA URO-BANG