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POOR ME STILL SAY THERE SHOULD BE A FILE LIBRARY. YO MASTER SAUEKNULLER, CAN YA UPLOAD FILES INTO DA WIKKI? CAN YA TEACH ME HOW? I WANT TO SHARE MY ROCCO SIFFREDI'S PORN COLLECTION!!!!!

DA BONES BE USED TO ACCUMMULATE CHING CHI IN DA LONG RUN. YA COANNOT ACCUMMULATE CHING IN YER HUEVOS, THEY WILL START HURTIN N EXPLODE. YA CAN ACCUMMULATE A LOT MORE CHING PERMANNENTLY IN YER BONES IN DA LONG RUN. IT GOES INTO DA BONE MARROW. IN OLD FARTS, DA BONE MARROW DIES N GETS REPLACED BY FAT N CRAP. HOWEVER, I SUSPECT THAT WHEN YA SAY *BONE DENSITY* YA BE TALKIN ABOUT DA MINERAL CONTENT DA MAKES EM HEAVY. THAT HAS ALSO TO DO WITH OTHER MORE PROFFANE FACTORS SUCH AS DIET N WEIGHT BEARIN EXERCISE, MODERN DIET IS KNOWN TO DEPPLETE CALCIUM SO THATS WHY DA GUBERMINT FEED US DA BULSHIT THAT *MILK IS GOOD FOR YA*. THATS BULSHIT, DA REASON WHY PEOPLE GET OSTHEOPPORROSIS IS THAT THEIR DIET IS SHITTY, DRINKIN COCACOLA N EATIN SUGARS MELTS DA CALCIUM. HAVE YA STUDIED BONE MARROW NEI KUNG? FOR A BONER-LOVER LIKE YA, THATS ESSENTIAL READIN!!! AARRGGHH AARRGGHH AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW MY FRIEND RJ

NOW MAHAEJACCULATOR SAUEKNULLER WANTS DA BLOG! I TOLK HIM, GET TIKKI WIKKI SO YA GET EVERYTHANG IN ONE PACKIGE, BUT NO, HE WANTED DA LATTEX FORMULAS, EXCUSE-MOI MISTER PHD-DONT-ASK-ME-ABOUT-QUATTERNIONS. OH, WELL, NOW YA GOTTA FIND A BLOG PACKIGE...A CHAT...A SEX-FOR-MONEY-SCHEME...A PROSTATE-MAGIK-PLATTO-DILDO-ME-LOLLYPOP...AD INFINNITUM, N ON, N ON, N ON...YA BE TRAPPED INTO DA TAO BUM MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW RJ

HERE WE HAVE DA SITTUATION WHERE DA OLD KING HAS FALLEN ASLEEP. REMMEMBER DA LORD O RINGS TRILLOGY, DA OLF KING TEMPORRARILLY OUT O COMMISSION. SO DA HEART, WHO IS A GOOD WARRIOR AFTER ALL, NOT SEEIN DA OLD KING IN CHARGE NO MORE, FEELS COMPELLED TO TAKE CHARGE, HOW-EVER, HE'S NOT UP TO DA TASK. THERREFORE, IT IS NECCISSARY THAT DA OLD KING COME BACK TO HIS ROYAL SENSES N TAKE CHARGE AGGAIN O DA KINGDOM. DA *EYES* BE HIS MINNISTERS - IT'S DA OLD MAGE WHO DESTROYS HIS ENNEMIES BY *STARIN* AT EM. DA POWER O VISION - DA POWER O LIGHT. BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE. DA POWER O VISION BECOMES LIGHT - DA LIGHT ADVANCES INTO DA ABYSS O DARKNESS - DA LIGHT SETS INTO MOTION DA WHEEL O DHARMA - DA INNER EARTH IS TURNED INTO DAYLIGHT BY DA POWER O DA INTELLECTUAL KING N HIS TWO MINNISTERS - DA EYES O FIRE. THEN DA HEART SEES DA KING IS BACK - THEN DA HEART PERFORM OBEYSANCE N PRESENT HIS LANCE READY TO TAKE ORDERS N FIGHT DA DARKNESS. RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM

I THOUGHT I HAD DA ARCHIVES, HOW-EVER THEY TURN OUT TO BE ALL SCRAMBLED N FUKED UP, JAMES MCCONNELL IS A SHITTY PROGRAMMER INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

LOOK LETS JUST CREATE A LIBRARY O PUBLIC DOMMAIN STUFF, THEN IF TWO MOFOS WANT TO EXCHANGE PRIVATE STUFF THEY STILL CAN VIA PRIVATE MESSAGES. THERE'S A LOT O COOL PUBLIC DOMMAIN TEXTS OUT THERE, IT'D BE NICE TO COLLECT EM HERE, FOR EXAMPLE I LOVE DA FOLLOWIN: http://www.ourhollowearth.com/SmokyGod.htm http://www.gutenberg.org/etext00/bmgds10.txt http://www.theabsolute.net/ottow/schareng.pdf http://www.alchemylab.com/golden_flower.htm http://www.geocities.com/thehiddengate/Lib...essons_toc.html http://web.mit.edu/port/www/pdf/Hagakure.pdf http://www.esotericarchives.com/abramelin/...n/abramelin.htm http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/confess/ JUST TO NAME A FEW!!! RJ

LETS SELL CLIPS O PLATO STUFFIN HIS ANUS WITH 18" BLACK DONGS!!!!!! HEY ARE WE EVER GONNA GET A FEMALE HERE??????? I *DONT* THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

LOOK, WE GOTTA DEAL WITH OUR OWN BODILY DEATH N ROTTIN CORRUPTION, WE GOTTA FACE OUR VERY FUCKIN FLESH TURNIN INTO FOOD FOR MAGGOTS, THEN, I SAY, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF POLESMOKIN JAMES MCCONNELL KICKED US OUT OR IF JOCKSTRAP SNFFIN SEED WIKKI OWNER ERASED PIETRO'S ACCOUNT. I SAY, FUCK'EM N FUCK'EM AGGAIN. IF DA WORD HAD ANY MEANIN AT ALL, WE'LL SPEAK IT AGGAIN. IF WE FORGOT WHAT WE SAID, WELL THAT MEANS IT WAS NOT IMPORTANT. FUCK DA OLD, LONG LIFE DA NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ MAHASALAMI

LETS HAVE A LIBRARY O TEXTS N FILES. MANY BELLONG TO DA PUBLIC DOMAIN. IF SOME DONT, WE CAN ENCRYPT EM N EXCHANGE DA PASSWORD ONLY BETWEEN US SO IT'S ONLY OUR GODDAM BIZNESS WHAT DA CONTENT IS. SEAN CAN EITHER SET UP AN UPLOAD FORM, OR MORE SECURELY WE CAN EMAIL DA BOOK OR FILE TO HIM N HE WILL DECCIDE WHETHER TO UPLOAD IT IN DA LIBRARY N WHETHER TO ENCRYPT IT. RJ

NOW HERE WE BE TOLD ABOUT DA PRIMMORDIAL SPIRRIT VS. DA CONSCIOUS SPIRRIT. NOW TO BE HONEST, WE ALREADY KNOW WHEERE DA PRIMMORDIAL SPIRIT IS. IF I ASK YA, 'WHERE DO YER *I* BE LOCATED' UNLESS YA BE STOOPID YALL SAY, 'WHY, IN MY HEAD SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MY EYES N MY EARS OR SO.' SO THAT'S DA SEAT O DA SELF OR *I*, EXPERIENCE SAYS SO AS WELL. NOW DA CONFUSION ARISES BECAUSE DA SOURCE O EMMOTIONS WHICH IS IN DA HEART SENDS WAVES THAT DA PRIMMORDIAL *I* THINKS COME FROM ITSELF. SO DA FIRST GOAL IS TO REALIZE THAT DA *I* AINT NO SAME AS DA EMMOTIONAL CONSCIOUS SPIRRIT. DA WAY TO DO THAT IS, ONE SHOULD SIT IN MEDDITTATION N CONSIDER AS IN A SLIDE-SHOW, ALL DA EMMOTIONS N FEELING N CHANGIN OPPINIONS. FOR EACH, ONE SHOULD REALIZE: 'THIS BE *NOT* *ME*'. SO AT FIRST, DA PRIMMORDIAL SPIRIT IS MORE LIKE AN ONLOOKER OR OBSERVER, WHILE DA CONSCIOUS SPIRIT IS MORE LIKE A PROJECTOR O SLIDES UPPON A THEATRE SCREEN. THEN WE BE TOLD WHAT DA INNITIAL GOAL O ALCHEMY BE: DA LIGHT MUST GRADDUALLY PENNETRATE DA INSTINCTS N MOVEMENTS. SO THEN DA PRIMMORDIAL SPIRRIT MUST TAKE AN ACTIVE ROLE O CONQUEST N WAR UPPON DA *NOT I*. SO IN SUMMARY: 1) FIRST, DA SELF OR *I* IN DA HEAD MUST REALIZE THAT IT BE SEPPARATED FROM DA CONSCIOUS SPIRRIT IN DA HEART WHICH IS LIKE A SOUCE OR SPRING O EMMOTIONS N CHANGES. 2)THEN, DA *I* MUST PROCEED TO PENNETRATE DA SOURCE O CHANGES N EMMOTION BY RUNNIN DA *LIGHT* THROUGH IT WITH DA GOAL O TURNIN THAT *OTHER* INTO A *SELF*. I.E. ONE MUST: 1)FIRST REALIZE WHAT IS *I* N WHAT IS *NOT I*; 2)THEN PROCCEED TO TURN ALSO DA *NOT I* INTO DA *I*. SO PRACTICE REALLY BE A WORK OF CONQUEST UPPON ONE'S OWN INNER WORLD , KILLIN OUT DA *NOT I* N TURNIN EVERYTTHANG INTO *I* BY USIN DA POWER O DA FIRED CHI TURNED INTO LIGHT. BYE NOW RJ

MAN YA DID A TERRIFIC JOB, I AM ACTUALLY HOLDIN MY SALAMI WITH MY RIGHT HAND N TYPIN WITH DA LEFT OUT O SHEER EXCITEMENT, DA SITE LOOKS REALY SEXY, N THANX A LOT FOR DA WIKKI, I HOPE MASTER MAHAEJACULATOR SAUEKNULLER PIETRO LIKES IT AS WELL!!! READY FOR PRIME TIME NOW!!! DID YA CONTACT GOOGLE? WE'RE GONNA GET SOME HITS NOW!!! GREAT!! RJ MAHASALAMI

I BELIEVE CHEMS BE NOT JUST ABOUT WEATHER CONTROL. IT'S ABOUT POPULATION CONTROL, N IT'S ABOUT MIND CONTROL AS WELL. DA PURPOSE IS TO CUT DOWN WORLD POPPULATTION N TO MIND CONTROL DA LEFT-OVER. UNLESS DA PEOPLE WAKE UP, DA WORLD IS FUCKED. BUT MOST PEOPLE WONT WAKE UP. BUT DA KALACHAKRA TANTRA TEACHES THAT DA RACE O SHAMBALLA WILL COME OUTTA DA INER EARTH N KILL OUT DA 2 FACTIONS O EVIL. BUT TIL THEN, WE ARE LEFT ON OUR OWN. RJ

TAO BUMS DONT NEED TO MEET PHYSICALLY IN ORDER TO GET IN TOUCH. LET ME TELL YA, OVER DA HT BOARD OVER DA YEARS AT TIMES THERE HAVE BEEN PSYCHIC CONNECTIONS BETWEEN CERTAIN MEMBERS. IN SPITE O OUR DIVERSITIES, ONE FEATURE WE TAO BUMS HAVE IN COMMON IS, WE WANNA LAST FOREVER. SO WE HAVE PLENTY O TIME, PLENTY O TIME, WE DONT RUSH, DONT GO OUTTA OUR WAY. THINGS HAPPEN WHEN THEY MUST. RJ

YO MAHAEJACULATOR, YO NO SOY UNA PECCORA!!!!!!! BYE NOW RONNIETSU TSU TSU

HAGGAR USED TO SAY THAT THERE BE NO CHEMS OVER SCANDINNAVIA. WELL: http://user.tninet.se/~ckv846d/mystflygeng.htm

OK, OK, MAN IS LIKE A MAYFLY (= an insect which lives near water and only lives for a very short time as an adult), HOW-EVER, HEAVEN N EARTH BE ALSO BUBBLES N SHADOWS. SO LET'S GET OVER WITH HEAVEN N EARTH WORSHIP: HEAVEN IS DA GODS, EARTH IS NATURE, THEY BE BOTH PHENOMENA O TIME N SPACE. SURE, THEY BE BIGGER, SURE THEY LAST LONGER THAN MAN, BUT STILL, THEY BE ACTORS IN DA SAME COMEDY - THEY BE SHADOWS N BUBBLES TOO. NOW DA ONLY WORTHY ONE IS PRIMORDIAL SPIRIT N TRUE ESSENCE. WHATS PRIMORDIAL SPIRIT? IT IS MY SPIRIT BEFORE DA WORLD WAS. WHATS TRUE ESSENCE? IT'S MY ESSENCE WHEN I WAKE UP FROM MY DREAMS. RONNIETSU KONG YU MING

2. THE PRIMORDIAL SPIRIT AND THE CONSCIOUS SPIRIT Master Lu Tzu said: In comparison with Heaven and earth, man is like a mayfly. But compared to the Great Meaning, Heaven and earth, too, are like a bubble and a shadow. Only the primordial spirit and the true essence overcome time and space. The power of the seed, like Heaven and earth, is subject to mortality, but the primordial spirit is beyond the polar differences. Here is the place whence Heaven and Earth derive their being. When students understand how to grasp the primordial spirit, they overcome the polar opposites of Light and darkness and tarry no longer in the three worlds. But only he who has looked on essence in its original manifestation is able to do this. When men are set free from the womb the primordial spirit dwells in the square inch (between the eyes), but the conscious spirit dwells below in the heart. This lower fleshly heart has the shape of a large peach: it is covered by the wings of the lungs, supported by the liver, and served by the bowels. This heart is dependent on the outside world. If a man does not eat for one day even, it feels extremely uncomfortable. If it hears something terrifying it throbs; if it hears something enraging it stops; if its is faced with death it becomes sad; if it sees something beautiful it is dazzled. But the Heavenly Heart in the head, when would it have been in the leased moved? Dost thou ask: Can the Heavenly Heart not be moved? Then I answer: How could the true thought in the square inch be moved? If it really moves, it is not well. For when ordinary men die, then it moves, but that is not good. It is best indeed if the Light has already fortified itself in a spirit body and its life force gradually penetrated the instincts and movements. But that is a secret which has not been revealed for thousands of years. The lower heart moves like a strong, powerful commander who despises the Heavenly ruler because of his weakness, and has seized for himself the leadership of the affairs of state. But when the primordial castle can be fortified and defended, then it is as if a strong and wise ruler sat upon the throne. The two eyes start the Light circulating like two ministers at the right and left who support the ruler with all their might. When the ruler in the center is thus in order, all those rebellious heroes will present themselves with lances reversed ready to take orders. The way to the Elixir of life recognizes as supreme magic, seed-water, spirit-fire, and thought-earth; these three. What is seed-water? It is the true, one power (eros) of former Heaven. Spirit-fire is the Light (logos). Thought-earth is the Heavenly Heart of the middle house (intuition). Spirit-fire is used for effecting, thought-earth for substance, and seed-water for the foundation. Ordinary men make their bodies through thoughts. The body is not only the 7 ft. tall outer body. In the body is the anima. The anima, having produced consciousness, adheres to it. Consciousness depends for its origin on the anima. The anima is feminine, the substance of consciousness. As long as this consciousness is not interrupted, it continues to beget from generation to generation, and the changes of form of the anima and the transformations of substance are unceasing. But, besides this, there is the animus in which the spirit shelters. The animus lives in the daytime in the eyes; at night it houses in the liver. When living in the eyes, it sees; when housing itself in the liver, it dreams. Dreams are the wanderings of the spirit through all nine Heavens and all the nine earths. But whoever is dull and moody on waking, and chained to his bodily form, is fettered by the anima. Therefore the concentration of the animus is effected by the circulation of the Light, and in this way the spirit is protected, the anima subjected, and consciousness is annulled. The method used by the ancients for escaping from the world consisted in burning out completely the slag of darkness in order to return to the purely creative. This is nothing more than a reduction of the anima and a bringing to perfection of the animus. And the circulation of the Light is the magical means of limiting the dark powers and gaining mastery of the anima. Even if the work is not directed toward bringing back the creative, but confines itself to the magical means of the circulation, one returns to the creative, If this method is followed, plenty of seed-water will be present of itself; the spirit-fire will be ignited, and the thought-earth will solidify and crystallize. And thus can the holy fruit mature. The scarab rolls his ball and in the ball there develops life as the effect of the undivided effort of his spiritual concentration. If now and embryo can grow in manure, and shed its skin, why should not the dwelling place of our Heavenly Heart also be able to create a body if we concentrate the spirit upon it? The one effective, true essence (logos united with life), when it descends into the house of the creative, divides into animus and anima. The animus is in the Heavenly Heart. It is of the nature of light; it is the power of lightness and purity. It is that which we have received from the great emptiness, that which has form from the very beginning. The anima partakes of the nature of darkness. It is the power of the heavy and the turbid; it is bound to the bodily, fleshly heart. The animus loves life. The anima seeks death. All sensuous pleasures and impulses to anger are effects of the anima; it is the conscious spirit which after death is nourished on blood, but which, during life, is in direst need. Darkness returns to darkness and like things attract each other. But the pupil understands how to distill the dark anima so that it transforms itself into Light.

SO HERE WE BE TOLD DA GOLDEN FLOWER IS DA SAME AS DA NOTTORIOUS ELIXIR O LIFE AKA GOLDEN PILL SO WE CAN INFER A CONNECTION WITH WESTERN ALCHEMY AGGAIN. THEN WE BE TOLD THAT THERE BE TWO (2) NECCISSARY INGREDIENTS: 1)EXTREME INTELLIGENCE N CLARITY 2)COMPLETE ABSORPTION N CALM. # 1) IS REQUIRED TO FIND DA WAY TO APPLY DA MAGIC, N, #2 IS NECCISSARY TO KEEP FAST HOLD ON IT. SO THESE TWO INGREDIENTS CAN ALSO BE CALLED KNOWLEDGE N INTENT , OR INTELLECT N WILL. BY DA THERRAVADIN THEY BE CALLED SAMATHA N VIPASSANA , ASK BIKKHU HARRY AS FOR THAT. BYE NOW, RJ MAHALINGAM

I PROPPOSE: LETS STICK TO DA TEXT N TRY TO AVOID MAKIN COMMENTARIES UPPON COMMENTARIES AD INFINNITTUM. WHETHER I AM ON DA WAY OR NOT IS NOBODYS BIZ, BUT LET'S TRY TO UNDERSTAND DA TEXT IN ORDER TO PRACTICE CORRECTLY. SO HERE WE FIND AGGAIN REPEATED DA CONCEPT O DA CIRCULATION O LIGHT. NOT ENNERGY, NOR FLUID, NOR VIBRATION: LIGHT. THEN 3 NEW IDEAS BE INTRODUCED: 1)CIRCULLATION MUST GO ON FOR A LONG TIME 2)THEN DA LIGHT CRYSTALLIZES IN A SPIRIT-BODY I.E. AN ENTANGLEMENT OR INTERMEDIATE STATE O BODY N SPIRIT 3)THEN ONE FLIES UPWARD IN DA MORNING SO IN SUMMARY, THIS SCHOOL TEACHES THAT ONE MUST ADOPT DA BACKWARD WAY (SEMEN RETTENTION), THEN ONE MUST EXPERIENCE DA LIGHT (INTELLIGENT CHI) THEN ONE MUST CIRCULATE IT FOR A LONG TIME, THEN DA LIGHT CRYSTALLIZES (PEARL, GOLDEN PILL) THEN ONE FLIES UPWARD IN DA MORNING. IN DA MORNING,IN DA MORNING. WHY IN DA MORNING? COULD IT BE THAT AT NIGHT ONE WAS...AT WORK??? RJ

YO CAN YA ALSO DRAW MY SIGIL? IT GOES: OH ME SO HUNG WITH A FAT SALAMI IN IT?

I CANT GET TO SEE DA CLIP, WHAT WAS IT ABOUT? LOOK, CHEMTRAILS BE DA *MOST* SERIOUS ISSUE INDA WHOLE WORLD TODAY! THESE BASTARDS BE KILLIN OUT PEOPLE N MANNIPULATIN PEOPLE'S DNA N MINDS! LET'S WAKE UP!!! TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY, YA DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE ME BLINDLY JUST DO YER OWN RESEARCH OVER DA NET N INFORM OTHERS THAT "OUR" GOVT IS POISONIN US. MY ADVICE IS, DO *NOT* TAKE PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION, FUCK EM DA PHARMACEUTICAL BASTARDS BE DA SAME PEOPLE INVOLVED IN DA CHEMTRAIL OPS. ADD IS MOST LIKELY CAUSED BY ELECTROMAGNETIC N CHEMICAL POISONIN O YER BRAIN, SO DETTOX YERSELF N CUT DOWN CELL PHONE USAGE. I RECCOMMEND: 1)DO A *LOT* O PRANAYAMA (DEEP BREATHIN) TO WAKE UP, ESPECIALLY WHEN YA NEED TO BE SHARP 2)CIRCULATE DA MICROCCOSMIC *A LOT* 3)HAVE TRIED JUICE FASTIN? IT CLEARS DA MIND, BUT OF COURSE YA CANT FAST FOR EVER, BUT YA CAN DO IT 1-4 TIMES YEARLY FOR 7-10 DAYS EACH TIME FOR MAXIMUM BENNEFIT 4)PLAY MENTAL CHESS: VISUALIZE A CHESS BOARD IN YER MIND N TRY TO PLAY A CHESS GAME AGGAINST YERSELF WHILE REMMEMBERIN DA POSITIONS BYE NOW RJ