RON JEREMY
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ejaculation control and transformation
RON JEREMY replied to tumoessence's topic in General Discussion
IF YA BE SERIOUS ABOUT SEMMEN RETTENTION, DA FIRST THING TO DO IS, YER SOLO CULTIVATION MUST BE DONE WITH A WATCH IN YER HAND (OR IN FRONT OF YA FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO NEED *TWO* HANDS FOR SOLO CULTIVATION). YA MUST SET A LENGHT O TIME, EG 10 MINUTES OR AT MOST 15 MINUTES, N STOP NO MATTER WHAT WHEN DA TIME EXPIRES. IF YA FEEL YA BE CLOSE TO EJAC, STOP BEFORE THAT. STOP WHEN YA REACH 80%-90% ORGASM. DO NOT PLAY ON DA EDGE. DO THIS FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS. IF YA CAN GO ON AT LEAST SIX MONTHS, BY THEN YA'LL HAVE REWIRED YER CHI SYSTEM N WILL HAVE ACQUIRED ENOUGH UNDERSTANDIN TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE A FEW THINGS (EG YA CAN START PLAYIN CLOSER TO DA EDGE, LIKE 95%). BUT REMMEMBER, WHEN YA FIND YERSELF LOSIN TRACK O YER CLOCK N JUST CHASIN PLEASURE, YA *WILL* EJACCULATE SOONER OR LATER. THIS PRACTICE'S ULTIMATE GOAL IS NOT PLEASURE BUT IS BREAKIN FREE FROM DA WHEEL O' SAMSARA. SO REMMEMBER DA CLOCK!!! DA SECCOND MOST IMPORTANT THING IS, CIRCULLATION O DA LIGHT. BYE NOW, RJ -
REGGARDIN SIGGARETTES, WELL AGGAIN DA REASON WHY THEY BE HARMFUL AINT NO FREAKIN NICCOTINE, BUT DA POISONS SPRAYED ON DA CROPS. EVEN SO, DA MAIN REASON WHY TOBACCO INDUSTRY IS BEIN PERSECUTED NOWADAYS BY DA GUBER MINT, IS FAR WORSE: DA REAL REASON, IS THAT SMOKIN SIGARETTES COATS DA INNER LUNGS WITH MUCUS, AND THAT REMMOVES DA GODDAM SHIT SPRAYED BY DA CHEMTRAIL PLANES FROM DA SMOKER'S LUNGS. THATS DA REAL REASON WHY DA BASTARTDS HAVE BEEN PERSECCUTIN DA TOBACCO INDUSTRIES (WHILE AT SAME TIME SPRAYIN POSONS ON DA CROPS SO THAT YA STILL GET LUNG CANCER). BUT WHAT DA CHEMTRAILS ARE, IS THEY ARE NANOTECHNOLLOGY MEANT TO MANNIPULLATE OUR DNA!!! THAT'S WHY THEY DONT WANT YA TO SMOKE BECAUSE IF YA DO THAT, DA MICCROFIBERS IN DA CHEMTRAILS WILL GET TRAPPED BY DA MUCUS N TO AN EXTENT EXPELLED BY YER bODY WHEN YA COUGH IN DA MORNING N SPIT THAT YUCKY GREEN GOO. WELL THINK ABOUT IT!! RJ
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YA GUYS HAVE BEEN DISCUSSIN O TWO POSSIBILITIES, VIZ., YA EITHER ACCOMPLISH WITTHIN A LIFE-SPAN (BY NON-EJACCULATTION ETC) OR YA NEED SEVERAL LIFE-SPANS IF ANY TO ACHIEVE DA LIBERATION. WELL, THERE IS A THIRD WAY AS OFTEN IS DA CASE. DA THIRD WAY IS, LIBERATION AT DA MOMMENT O' DEATH. DEATH IS A FLASH O' ALL POSSIBILITIES, SO IN DA HANDS O' DA SKILLFUL TAO BUM, DEATH CAN PLAY DA ROLE O DA JOLLY JOKER. IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND THAT, MAKE SURE TO STUDY DA BARDO THODOL. SO LET'S SUPPOSE ONE HAS BEEN PARTYIN MOST O HIS LIFE, EJACCULATTIN, SNORTIN COKE, DRINKIN, EATIN PUSY, EATIN MAD COW MEAT, ETC ETC, WELL, IF NONETHELESS DA MOFO HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT PRACTICIN SOME FORM O YOGA, HE IN SPITTE O HIS BINGES STILL HAS DA ABILITY TO FOCUS HIS MIND ON DA MOMENT O' HIS PASSIN AWAY N SO TO SPEAK OPERATE A COUP D'ETAT N BEAT KARMA BY A MANIAC'S SPRINT INTO DA CLEAR LIGHT. WELL, DREAM YOGA IS DA RIGHT TRAININ FOR THAT. WHO WANTS TO SPEND ANOTHER EXISTENCE IN THIS SHITTY WORLD. AT SAME TIME, WHO WANTS TO GIVE UP ALL PLEASURE. WELL, PERRHAPS DA THIRD WAY GIVES US TAOBUMS ANOTHER CHOICE!!! BYE NOW RJ MAHASALAMI
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YA SEE, A LOT O DOPE GETS STORED IN DA FAT DEPOSITS, SO UNLESS YA GET RID OF YER LONG STANDIN FAT STORES YA'LL KEEP HAVIN FLASHES O YER PAST DOPE USE. SO FASTIN IS DA WAY TO GO. ACTUALLY, THOSE CRAZY SCIENTOLIGISTS USE A DIFFERENT CRAZY TECHNIQUE: THEY PUT PEOPLE ON A HEAVY JOGGIN ROUTTINE, AT DA SAME TIME THEY FORCE PEOPLE TO EAT ONLY FATTY FOODS. WHAT HAPPENS IS, DA NEW FAT REPPLACES DA OLD FAT N SO DA OLD DOPE MEMMORIES GET SUPPOSEDLY WASHED AWAY. BESIDES THIS, COKE WORKS BY DEPPLETIN YER PLEASURE CHEMMICALS IN DA BRAIN, SO DA PROBBLEM WITH COKE IS, EVEN AFTER YA CLEANSE DA TOXINS, YER PLEASURE POTTENTIAL IS DEPPLETED. IN ORDER TO REGGAIN SOME O' IT, YA MUST PRACTICE VERY STRICT SEMMEN RETTENTION *FOR GOOD*. ALSO, IN BETTWEEN FASTS YA MUST HAVE A GOOD DIET WITH PLENTY O WHOLE GRAINS N ALSO GOOD PROTTEINS , DONT BE AFFRAID O' MEAT IN THAT CASE. DA SECRET O SUCCESSFUL FASTIN IS, WHEN YA FAST, FAST, BUT WHEN YA DONT FAST, EAT. (NEED TO SAY THIS CUZ SOME PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND FASTIN N TORTURE THEMSELVES IN BETWEEN FASTS BY EG EATIN ONLY VEGGIES OR SHIT LIKE THAT. FASTIN IS A WARRIOR WAY, WARRIORS EITHER FAST OR EAT, THEY DESPISE SELF TORTURE) ANNOTHER PROBLEM WITH DOPE IS, NOWADAYS IT AINT PURE, IT IS TAINTED WITH ALL KINDA CANCERROGENIC SHIT SPRAYED BY DA GODDAM GUBER MINT TO KILL OUT DA PEOPLE. A LOT O SIDE EFFECTS O DRUG USE ARE ACTUALLY DA RESULTS O DA GUBER- MNT POISONS SPRAYED ON DA DOPE CROPS. SO BEWARE O' THAT!
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KUAN YIN, WHAT A FAGGOT!!!!
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BEFFORE FEEDIN DA HUNGRY GHOSTS, DO YA TAKE CARE O YER LOCAL HOMELESS? NO? SO WHY DO YA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DA GHOSTSS?? IT'S LIKE, AT ONE TIME I WAS EATIN A BITCH'S PUSY, N A GODDAM BROWN RECCLUSE AKA VIOLIN SPIDER BIT MY FINGER (THANK *GOD* NOT MY *SALAMI*), SO I GOT REAL PISSED N KILLED DA MOFO. BROWN RECCLUSES BE DA MOST POISONOUS SPIDERS IN AMMERICA, IN CASE YA DONT KNOW, THEY INJECT YA WITH DIGESTIVE ENZIMES N ACTUALLY MELT YER FLESH. WELL, I KILLED DA MOTHERFUKER WITH A SLAP N SPREAD DA CADDAVER ALL OVER DA WALL, N THIS BITCH WENT OFF ON ME CALLIN ME ANIMAL KILLER N INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!! SO I TOLDER, LOOK YA STOOPID BITCH, YA MAKE SO MUCH FUSS ABBOUT THIS MUTHAFUKIN INSECT, BUT YA *DONT* GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POOR ME, MY HAND SWOLLEN LIKE ANHAMBURGER, MY PAIN, MY ANGUISH. SO DA MORALE O DA STORY IS, LETS GIVE A SHIT FIRST ABBOUT DA LIVIN N INNOCENT, N *THEN* GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DA DEAD N GUITLY (CUZ HUNGRY GHOSTS HAVE BEEN GUILTY O MISEDDES IN DEIR LIFFETIMES, ELSE THEY WOULDNT BE HUNGRY GHOSTS). JUST MY 2 YEN RJ
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CAN ANYONE TELL THIS GUY THAT DA PARTY HAS MOVED N TO SHOW UP HERE? ( I CANT BECAUSE MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED BY POLESMOKIN JAMES MCCONNELL) http://healingdao.com/cgi-bin/tpost.pl?smessage=142
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NOW NOW. IF WE MEAN TO GET DOWN TO SERIOUS BIZ-NESS, N SINCE WE BE TAO STUDENTS, WE GOTTA DO A CERREMONY OF INNAUGURATION OF DA FORUM. SO WHY DONT YA MAKE UP YER MINDS ABOUT DA NAME OF DA SITE (I SAY: TAOBUMS), N THEN THEREAFTER, LETS' SET UP A DAY N TIME FOR US TO SIT IN A INNAUGURATION RITUAL. EVEN 15 MINUTES WOULD DO DA JOB. LET'S DEFINE DA RITUAL. I PROPOSE A SIMPLE ONE: TO MEET IN MIND IN DA CENTER O' DA EARTH N SHAKE HANDS N HUG N SIT IN A CIRCLE (IN MIND) IN DA UNDERGROUND CITY O' AGARTHA N INVOKE DA BLESSIN OF DA VENNERABLE TAO ELDERS UPPON THIS HUMBLE FORUM. THEN, SPEND 15 MIN. CIRCULATIN DA *LIGHT* IN DA MICROCOSMIC. WHAT D'YA THINk?? RJ
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YA MADE IT TO DA TAOBUM JUNGLE YA KNUCKEHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rj
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HARRY, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DA BALI BOMBIN WAS A MOSSAD OP AGGAINST AUSTRALIANS. I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAI TERRORISM, MAY BE THOSE ARE REAL MUSLIMS, WHO KNOWS. WHEN YA SAY *DESTINY*, YA REALLY MEAN TWO (2) THANGS: 1) DA MECHANICAL RESULTS OF PREVVIOUS ACTION (*KARMA*). THESE ARE PSYCHIC RESIDUES PICKED UP EITHER BEFORE BIRTH OR DURIN LIFETIME. NOW, THOSE AT TIMES CAN BE COUNTERACTED THRU SKILLFUL ACTION, EG,IF I AM AN ALCOHOLIC N AM NOT PLANNIN TO QUITT I CAN STILL UNDERGO FASTIN TO CLEANSE MY SYSTEM SO AS TO COUNTERACT DA EFFECTS OF MY ACTIONS. OR, I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC BUT I HAPPEN TO BE DA EFFECT OF SOME ALCOHOLIC'S PREVIOUS EXISTENCE N NOW HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT MOFOS' ACTIONS. 2) ANOTHER MEANIN O' DESTINIY IS A *PRE-NATAL CHOICE*. BEFFORE INCARNATION, DA SPIRRIT ENVISIONS DA PLACE TIME N CIRCUMSTANCES O' HIS BIRTHN IN A FLASH DECIDES HOW HIS BIRTH N LIFE EVVENTS WILL BE. THIS TYPE O' DESTINY (THIS IS DA *REAL* DESTINY) IS NOT TO BE CHANGED UNLESS ONE CAN CLINB UPWARD N BACKWARD TO DA COMMAND POSITION O DA PRE-NATAL SPIRIT. SO, I SAY KARMA CAN BE CHANGED THROU SKILL, BUT TRUE WILL CAN ONLY BE CHANGED THRU ACCOMPLISHMENT. BYE NOW, RJ
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I'D LOVE TO JOIN YA IN DA FORREST, ONLY, I GOT 2 QUESTIONS: 1)WHERE IS DA NEARREST WHOREHOUSE LOCATED? 2)DA LIQUOR STORE? BTW, ARE YA NOW IN THAILAND OR IN INDONNESIA??? THAT MAKES A *BIG* DIFFERENCE AS FOR DA AMMOUNT OF FUN A MONK CAN HAVE HUH?? BYE NOW BIKKHU HARRY, RJ
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PIETRO HAVE YA CHECKED OUT PHPWIKKI, IT'S VERY EASY N FREE N JUST BARE BONE. IT SHOULD WORK OUTTA DA BOX WITHOUT MESSIIN WITH DATTABASES , JUST NEED TO SET DA ADMIN PASSWORD ET VOILA LES JEUX SONT FAIT. BYE NOW RJ
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IN JAPPANNESE. "IS IT SO" IS *SOO DESU KA?* IN MY COUNTRY, THAT'S TRANSLATED AS, *NO SHIIEETT!!!" A FEW MORR NIPPONGO CONVERSATIONALS: YOU ARE A FAG = ANTAWA OKAMA DESU YOU ARE A STUPID ANIMAL = ANTAWA BAKKAYARO DESU I DONT GIVE A SHIT! =ORE NO SHITTA KOTO JA NAI! SO MUCH FOR JAP101 BYE NOW, RJ
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Hey Stupid! So You Want To Get Married?
RON JEREMY replied to SheepishLord's topic in The Rabbit Hole
DA WHOLE POINT IS, IS MEN PRACTICE RETTENTION, THEY HAVE NOTHIN TO LOSE WITH WOMEN. ALL SEX WARS HAPPEN BECAUSE MEN GIVE UP THEIR SEED. WHEN YA CAN FUCK FOR DAYS DUE TO YER MASTERIN RETTENTION, WOMEN WILL STICK THEIR ASSES UP INTO DA AIR N CALL YA *GOD*. BUT, EVEN IF THERE BE NO WOMEN ARROUND, YA'LL WONT GIVE A FUCK N BE PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH YER PURE SELF, REFININ DA LIGHT N TRAVELLIN TO DA FAR STARS O' DA SKY. ONCE YA CLOSE DA CIRCUIT, DA FUCKIN WORLD CANT DO SHIT TO YA. RJ MAHASALAMI -
MAN FINNALLY YA MADE IT TO DA TAOBUM JUNGLE YA DINGLEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW RJ
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MATE, I THOUGHT PEOPLE FROM ENGLAND WERE BETTER EDDUCATED. YA CANT EVEN SPELL *SEMEN RETTENTION*. IT'S NOT *SEAMAN RETTENTION*, THATS A DIFFERENT THANG. YA SEE, A SEAMAN ONLY RETTAIN DA SPRAY TIL DA NEXT HARBOR, AFTER WHICH, INTO DA HARBOR WHOREHOUSE HE GOES N SPRAYS DA WALLS WHITE. SO WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT IS SOMETHIN MORE PERMANNENT. BYE NOW, RJ
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LOOK DA HT SYSTEM IS A BUNCH O DIFFERENT THINGS, IN MY OPPINION, DA MOST VALUABLE ARE DA SEQQUENCE SEMEN RETTENTION - MICROCOSMIC-FUSION-KANLI DA IRON SHIRT STUFF IS O LIMITED INTEREST UNLESS YA BE A MARTIAL ATRTIST WITH DECADES TO SPARE, N THEN THER IS A LOT O LATER STUFF THAT M.CHIA PUT TOGETHER PERHAPS TO SATTISFY MARKETIN NEEDS ALSO. BUT REMMEMBER, ANY TRUE YOGA OR ASCETIC SYSTEM IS BASED ON SEMEN RETTENTION N ON SOME TYPE OF REFININ PROCESS, SO IT' S IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THESE *CONSTANTS* IN ANY SYSTEM RJ
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KILL AN ASSHOLE N THEY CALL YA NIGGA, KILL A MILLION N THEY ELECT YA PRESIDENT OF DA USofA IT'S A MORAL WORLD WE LIVE IN.
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RESPECT LA FAMIGLIA DE EL PAISANO!!!!!!! BACCIO LE MANO!!!
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THAT MOFO BANGED YER WIKKI!!!! I'LL TURN HIM INTO A FREAKIN TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ
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LOOK, PEOPLE CAN ONLY SAY WHETHER SOMETHIN WORKS OR NOT AFTER THEY HAVE DEVOTED THEMSELVES SOUL N BODY TO THAT TO DA EXTREME. NOW, IN ORDER TO DO THAT, ONE NEEDS TO BECOME A FULL-TIME ASCETIC. IT IS *IMPOSSIBLE* TO EXPLORE DA FULL POTTENTIALITIES OF A SPIRRITUAL SYSTEM BY JUST DOIN 1/2 HOUR, OR A COUPLE HOURS, OR EVEN MANY HOURS O PRACTICE A DAY. UNLESS SOMEBODY HAS SPENT A FEW YEARS AS A TOTAL RECCLUSE DEVOTED TO DA PRACTICE, THAT PERSON IS *NOT* QUALIFIED TO ANSWER WHETTHER DA SYSTEM WORKS OR NOT. NOW, A *REAL* TEACHER ON OTHER HAND, MUST HAVE SPENT SUCH A TIME. SO BY DEFFINITION ONLY A REAL TEACHER CAN EXPRESS JUDGEMENT ON DA PRACTICE. . FOR DA REST O' US, DA PRERREQUISITE # 1 IS A PRE-NATAL INTENT N AN IRON WILL. IF DA INTENT IS THERE, THEN YA'LL HAVE AN INTUITION AS FOR WHICH PRACTICE WORKS OR NOT. BUT THEN, UNLESS YA PRACTICE IT, YER INTUITION WILL FADE AWAY N YA'LL BE LEFT HOPPELESS. LIKE DA BUDDAH SAYS, YA EITHER LOOK FOR A WAY OUTTA SAMSARA, OR YALL END UP BENNUMBED N INSANE. BYE NOW, RJ MAHASALAMI
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NO, HED BETTER TELL HIMSELF, I AM *NOT* ATTRACTED TO SHEEP ANYMORE". AARRGHH AARRGGGHH AARRGGHH, YA SAUEKNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW, RJ
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LET'S PUT EVERYTHANG IN A SINGLE FORUM, N ALL TECHNICAL WEB SITE DEVVELOPMNET RELATES SHIT N ALL ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENTS IN DA SECOND FORUM, STRENGHT IS IN UNION!!! ALSO, IS THERE A WAY TO PLACE DA LATEST POST ON TOP? THAT'D BE XTRA COOL. WHAT DO YA MOFOS THINK??? YO SEAN, DID YA CHECK OUT DA TIKKI WIKKI PACKAGE? CHECK IT OUT HERE: http://tikiwiki.org/ BYE NOW, RJ MAHASALAMI
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LETS SHRINK DA NUMBER O FORUMS TO 2!!!
RON JEREMY replied to RON JEREMY's topic in Forum and Tech Support
I THINK DA PARTITTION TAOISM-OFFTOPPICS-TECHNICAL IS JUST *PERFECT*, THATS ALL WE NEED AFADFIK(*). AFADWIK(**), ALL WE NEED IS PHPWIKKI : http://phpwiki.sourceforge.net/[/u], IT'S JUST BASICALLY A VERY SIMPLE WIKKI, A SCRATCHPAD, IT'S SECCURE , IN FACT, UNLESS YA HACK IT IT DONT EVEN HAVE HTML. WELL THANK YA AGGAIN, AS YA CAN SEE DA FORUM HAS ALREADY GAINED MOMMENTUM, THAT'S VERY COOL. BYE NOW RJ MAHASALAMI (*)afadfik = AS FAR AS DA FORUM IS KONCERNED (**)afadwik=AS FAR AS DA WIKKI IS KONCERNED -
SEAN, DA FIRST VERSION O DA FORUM WAS MO' BEAUTIFUL
RON JEREMY posted a topic in Forum and Tech Support
SEAN, CAN YA ADD DA FIRST TEMPLATE (DA PURPLE ONE) TO DA LIST OF TEMPLATES FOR DA FORUM? I WENT BACK TO FLAT MODE (I THINK IT'S BETTER BECAUSE IT SHOWS DA LAST POSTS ON TOP) N I THINK WE COULD SELECT THAT FIRST TAOBUMS TEMPLATE DA PURPLE ONE AS DEFAULT, N LEAVE DA CHOICE TO SELECT DA TREE VIEW AS A PERSONAL PREFERENCE. WHAT DYA THINK??? HOW'S YER TRIP GOIN? ANY SEX ADVENTURES YET??? BYE NOW