RON JEREMY

OLD PLATO'S CHI WEIGHT LIFTIN DEMMONSTRATED:

CUZ I THOUGHT IT WAS THIS:

SO YA BE SAYIN ONE HAS TO BE YER STUDDENT IN ORDER TO KNOW WHY YA LIKE TO BE CALLED PUSY OR VAGINA??? THEN DA REASON MUST BE REALY ESOTERIC I MUST SUPPOSE. LOOK, DA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DA VAGINA N DA SALAMI IS, DA SALAMI IS ACTIVE, WHILE DA PUSY DONT DO SHIT. AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, A SALAMI IN ORDER TO BE OF REAL USE MUST BECOME STIFF, I.E., TAKE DA TROUBLE TO TRANSFORM ITSELF. A PUSY, ON OTHER HAND, DONT NEED TO DO SHIT, WELL YA MAY SAY, NO, IT NEEDS TO GET WET, TO WHICH I REPPLY, NO, IF IT DONT GET WET I CAN STILL SPIT ON IT N USE IT ANYWAY. BUT A LIMP SALAMI, NO AMMOUNT O SPITTIN CAN MAKE IT USEFUL. SO, A SALAMI WAY IS AN ACTIVE WAY, VIZ A WAY O PRACTICE, VIZ A YOGA. AND, ANY TYPE O' YOGA OR PRACTICE IS ACTIVE *BY DEFFINITION*, THEREFORE, ANY PRACTICE IS *SALAMI* PRACTICE. DA PUSY WAY IS JUST TO SIT THERE, SPREAD-LEGGED, GETTIN BANGED N DOIN NOTHIN. AND, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOES, AS FAR AS SPIRITTUALITY GOES, EVERYBODY FOLLLOWS DA PUSY WAY. JUST BEIN BORN, LIVIN A LIFE, N DYIN, WELL, THAT'S DA PUSY WAY. BUT DA ASCETICS, THEY FOLLOW DA SALAMI WAY. BYE NOW, MASTER VAGINA. RJ AL-SALAAMI

MAN WHY ARE YA SO FOND OF CALLIN YERSELF PUSY OR VAGINA? ARE YA A TAO DRAG QUEEN OR SOMETHANG?? CAN YA POST A PICTURE O YERSELF FOR US TO PERRUSE??? DAOSALAMI

GOOD JOB OVER DA HT FORUM MY MAN, NOW WE ARE LAMOST COMPLETE (I THINK WE SHOULD RESCUE ALSO STALKER2000 N THELERNER). WE ALSO NEED ONE (1) FEMALE MEMBER, ANYBODY'S SISTER VOLLUNTEERIN FOR DA JOB???

3) HOW TO HANDLE TECHNOLOGY? IS IS INNHERRENTLY EVIL OR SAMSAARIC?? CAN IT HAVE A RIGHT USE??? BYE NOW RJ

OF ALL US MOFOS, YA WAS DA ONLY ONE (SO FAR) WITH BALLS ENOUGH TO BECOME A RENUNCIATE. YA TOOK UPPON YERSELF RESPECT FOR THAT. WHY DONT *YA* POST HEAVY WEIGHT ARTICLES??? I HAVE TWO CURIOSITIES ABOUT YER WAY: 1) HOW DO MONKS MANAGE LUST (DONT BULSHIT ME, I MEAN IN PRACTICE, LIKE WHEN THEY WAKE UP WITH A BIG HARD ON N SHIT LIKE THAT). 2) HOW DO MONKS MANAGE DA FIGHTIN INSINCT. IS A FIGHT ALWAYS WRONG? OR, ARE THERE JUST FIGHTS??? JUST MY 2 DINARS. RJ MAHASALAMI

LIFE IS AN EMMERGENCY SITTUATION. PEOPLE WHO MAKE PROIGRESS ARE THOSE WHO FORCE THEMSELVES INTO MEDDITATION ALL DA MORE WHEN THEY DONT *FEEL* LIKE. LOOK AT DA HISTORY OF DA SPIRRITTUAL GIANTS, N TELL ME IF ANY OF THEM LIVES DIDNT INVOLVE STRUGGLES N SPIRRITTUAL WARS. FOR ALL ONE OF DA BEST EXAMPLES IS, LIFE OF MILAREPA. I RECCOMMEND ALL TO READ IT. I HAVE DA EVANS-WENTZ VERSION N KNOW IT ALMOST BY HEART. READ IT BY ALL MEANS. BEAUTIFUL ILLUSTRATITONS ARE TO BE FOUND HERE: http://c-level.com/milarepa/ DA THING IS, THERE ARE MANY SHENS WITTHIN N NOT ALL O THEM BE FRIENDLY. SOME MUST BE CONQUERED N REDUCED INTO SLAVERY IN ORDER TO DO GOOD WORK. DA PROBLEM IS, WE ASSUME ALL THOUGHTS ARISIN FROM OUR BODY TO BE OUR FRIENDS. TRUTH IS, MANY OF EM BE OUR DEADLY ENEMIES. DONT TRUST YER THOUGHTS, EVER!!!!!!!! THIS MAY SOUND HARSH, BUT EXISTENCE IS HARSHER. JUST ASK BIKKHU HARRY. FIGHT THOU SON O' ODINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW RJ

Dear America, I Want My Teeth Back! By Michael Goodspeed www.thunderbolts.info "It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs." --Sherrill Brown The French postmodern philosopher Jean Baudrillard once said, "Smile and others will smile back." But people don't smile at me very often, because I hardly ever smile at them. I walk through life with my lips pressed together like a marshmallow sandwich -- a snack I am unfortunately well acquainted with. I don't smile freely, because doing so is a gamble. There is always a chance that I left my dentures at home. And without my dentures, an open-mouthed smile makes me look like a cross between Alfred E. Neuman and a 19th century mental patient. I had my first tooth extraction when I was 18. A molar became infected, and because I didn't have any insurance, a root canal would have been too costly. After that, I decided the best way to save my teeth would be to avoid the dentist altogether. But one day about 8 years later, I noticed that all of my teeth seemed to hurt simultaneously. When I returned to the dentist's chair, the news I received was of course terrible; I had numerous cavities and infections, leaving me with a delightful choice between multiple root canals (with a total cost approaching ten grand), or a bunch of extractions. I still didn't have any insurance, and I didn't qualify for the Oregon Health Plan (which had already stopped covering dental procedures the previous year), so I told the doc to shoot me up and start pulling. Half of my yanked teeth (which numbered 6 in total) had been unfortunately located in the front of my mouth. The world is spared a glimpse of my gape-toothed maw by a device I wear called a "flipper." It's a wad of plastic or some-such material with phony teeth glued on it. I can't eat anything more substantive than oatmeal with the flipper in my mouth -- on a date, I once tried eating a salad while wearing the damn thing, and my gums bled for 24 hours. It also robs me of at least 20% of my oral enunciation (there goes my dream of a career as a news anchor.) One might assume from this horror story that my efforts to maintain good dental hygiene throughout my life have been monstrously negligent. But apart from my misguided decision to avoid the dental chair for nearly a decade, as well as my overindulgence in sweets as a child, I have always done everything that we are told to do in this country to protect out teeth. That is why I blame America for the sorry state of my disease-riddled maw, and why I demand that she give me back my smile! Growing up, I ate the typical diet of an American kid -- i.e., barrels of refined processed foods, tons of dairy, pounds of meat, and virtually no fruits and vegetables. It was Frosted Flakes for breakfast (Their Grrrrreat!!!), cheeseburgers and fries for lunch, microwave pizzas and ice cream for dinner, Cheetos and Fig Newtons for snacks, and buckets of milk to build strong bones and keep those teeth pearly white! And did I brush and floss twice a day, and drink glass after glass of fluoridated water? Yes, and yes! And yet somehow, around the age of 11 or 12, I noticed the color of my teeth had faded to a disgusting darkish yellow. I would run my fingers along my gums, and produce a wad of gunk not dissimilar to creamed corn. I cannot imagine what my breath must have smelled like to the few, unfortunate girls I kissed. Luckily for them, I always carried with me a little canister of Binaca. Without it, they likely would have upchucked into my mouth. When I became an adult and learned to eat better, I suspect that the damage had already been done. Your teeth are fragile commodities, and no amount of conscientious hygiene or proper diet can undo decades of abuse. Now I'm maimed for life, and I hold the money-grubbing bastards in the food industry and FDA directly responsible for this! If you think I've lost my mind, let me explain. In the United States, we are taught that the key to good dental health is brushing, flossing, and drinking fluoridated water. But we are never told the TRUTH, which is that these habits are totally unnecessary for anyone who eats an all-natural diet. Residents of non-Western, undeveloped countries such as Kenya who stick to their native diets suffer from ZERO tooth decay. Dr. Lendon Smith argued this point in his article, "Nutritional Supplements, ADD & Children's Health." (From Well Being Journal Vol. 7, No. 3 ~ May/June 1988) Smith writes, "...Dr. Weston Price...went around the world in the 1930s hoping to find the cause of tooth decay. He examined the teeth of Masai in Kenya, Maoris in New Zealand, Aborigines of Australia, New Guinea people, North Canadian Indians, Eskimos, and people living in the isolated valleys of Switzerland. He found these people had decay-free teeth if they stuck to their native diets. They retained their teeth. Skulls showed perfect teeth with no crowding and no cavities. (In Western, developed countries most of us have cavities, and after age 60 about half the population is edentulous.) Once they had access to sugar and white flour, and they deviated from their native diet, they developed cavities..." (Link: http://www.wellbeingjournal.com/add-adhd.htm) Of course, even if I had known these facts as a youngster, it would not have made much difference. Like every other child, I ate what my parents put in front of me, and they, God bless them, only purchased what was available at the All-American grocery store. I can only imagine what the toxic cocktails of my youth's diet did to the rest of my body. Over the years, I will probably write additional versions of this article, with the word "teeth" replaced with "kidney," "liver," "heart," "prostate," and "brain." But for now, I mourn the loss of my beloved smile, and demand restitution from the bastards who stole it from me! I've grown weary of these awful dentures, and require permanent implants. It is only fair that the FDA and food industry cover all of my dental bills, past and future. I will be happy to accept their checks, which they can make payable to, "One #####ed Off and Toothless American."

MAN ARENT YA HAPPY NOW YA CAN USE ANY NAME YA FEEL LIKE WITHOUT NEED TO REGISTER EACH TIME??? AINT TAOBUMS COOL????????? WELCOME TO DA JUNGLE!!!!!

TAO MOFOS TO RESCUE: 1) STALKER 200000 DA PIZDA SCIENTIST 2) ASA DA KURAC 3) THELERNER DA *RASCIST* 4) S.BIEL DA *CONVINCE ME TO POST LIKE I AM A FINE PIECE O' ASS* 5) A WOMAN, JUST *ANY* WOMAN ANYBODY ELSE COMES TO YER MIND???

IT SHOWS DA NEWEST MESSAGES by movin da topic with da latest reply to da top o' da page. damn i lost my caps. bye now rj

select FLAT VIEW N THAT'LL SHOW YA DA LAST MESSAGE ON TOP.

OTTO WEININGER: SEX AND CHARACTER http://www.theabsolute.net/ottow/schareng.pdf

THERE IS A GENNERAL FEELIN OF *TIME RUNNIN OUT*, EVERYBODY FEELS IN A HURRY N MEDDITATIN FEELS LIKE A WASTE O' TIME. DA REASON IS BECAUSE DA MIND IS AGITATED BY POISONS N BY ELECTROMAGNETIC DISTURBANCES CAUSED BY BLACK TAO MASTERS. IT'S A WAR. I RECOMMEND FASTING TO SLOW DOWN DA MIND N FIND JOY IN DA MOMENT. AS FOR KICKIN ASS, WELL THAT WOULD BE GREAT TOO, BUT ONLY IF IT IS AIMED, NOT IF IT IS RANDOM. BYE NOW

YO WHASSUP KANLI???

IS THAT SHIT IN THERE??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/1/

JUST LOOK AT HIS AVVATTAR, THEN YAll SEE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye

CLICK ON DA BOVE MENU FOR REGISTRATION N ENTER YER PREFFERENCES, ET VOILA' YALL BE ONE OF DA 18 TAO DRUNKS!!! ALSO GIVE US SOME INPUIT AS TO HOW TO BUILD DA WEB SITE , GO ON TECHNICAL TOPICS FORUM FOR THAT!!! BYE NOW, RJ MAHASALAMI

I THINK WE CAN HAVE ONE OF TWO SETUPS: 1) THIS FORUM + PHPWIKKI: PHPWIKKI WILL MAKE DA INNITIAL HOME PAGE (READ ONLY) WITH A LIK TO THIS FORUM N LINKS TO DA READ/WRITE WIKKI PAGES. 2) DA TIKKIWIKKI PACKAGE ALONE, , THAT ONE HAS ALL WE MAY EVER NEED, FORUM, CHAT, BLOG, WIKKIS ETC ETC, HOW-EVER, IT IS INTIMMIDATIN N WELL, JUST TOO NERDY FOR MOST OF US. I PREFFER SETUP 1 , BUT SETUP 2 HAS A LOT MORE FEATURES. BUT HERE WE DONT CARE SO MUCH FOR FEATURES AS MUCH FOR CONTENT, N SETUP 1 IS BETTER FOR NAKED CONTENT. WELL I GUESS I HAVE DONE MY PART AS FAR AS MY OPPINION ON DA SITE NAME N DA SOFTWARES, NOW DA FINAL WORD GOES TO YA MOFOS. BUT I GUESS BY NOW YA BE SHAGGIN HO'S ON DA ROAD PRETTENDIN TO BE ON BIZ-NESS TRIP (YEA SURE). OK BYE NOW, SEE YA LATER. RJ

HELLO HAGGAR, HOW DID YA FIND US HERE, HAPPY TO SEE YA!!! CAN YA EXPLAIN TO PIETRO WHAT "saueknuller" MEANS IN YER TONGUE?? BYE NOW, KEEP IN TOUCH. PS MY TECHNIQUE IS HOLDIN MY SALAMI INSTEAD O MY THUMB, DA DIFFERENCE IS, I NEED BOTH HANDS FOR THAT!!! BYE NOW, RJ

Squat on This! ya need to use URL inside da brackets

PIETRO, ALL DA FORUM ADMINISTRATOR CAN DO IS BAN PEOPLE, DELETE MESSAGES OR CHANGE SILLY TEMPLATE STYLES. WHAT YA NEED IS A WIKKI THAT LET YA DO EVERYTHING SHORT OF SERVER SIDE PROGRAMIN (NO PHP ETC) AS FOR PHP ETC, WELL IF YA WANNA HAVE THAT POWER THEN WE NEED TO GET A DEDDCIATED HOSTING BECAUSE IT IS NOT RIGHT TO MESS WITH SEAN'S PERSONAL SITE. SO LET'S ADD A WIKKI TO DA SITE N EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. BTW: IS THERE A WAY TO IMPORT INTO A DIFFERENT WIKKI ALL DA MATTERIAL FROM YER SEEDWIKKI OVER THERE??? BYE NOW, SAY HELO TO THAT MEGAWHORE, DA QUEEN O ENGLAND FROM ME OK? RJ

NOW WE WENT FROM 1 FORUM (HTTUSA) TO NO FORUM TO A WIKKI TO 14 FURRUMS!!!!!!!! I LOST MY WAY!!! WHY DONT WE STICK TO `1-3 FORUMS TO BEGGIN WITH, N CREATE NEW FORUMS ON A AS-NEEDED BASIS ONLY? EG NOW ALL WE NEED IS 1)TAOISM 2)OTHER TOPICS (CHEMTRAILS, POT, PROSTITUTION) 3)TECHNICALITIES JUST MY 2 PESOS RJ