RON JEREMY

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  1. Money Making Idea.

    MAKE $$$!!! CLIK HERE!!!!!!!!!THATS HOW I USED TO PAY FOR DOPE BEFFORE GETIN MARIED TO A WORKIN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
  2. Dealing w/ Death

    LOOK DEATH BE VERY REAL, DA PERSONNALITY WILL FRAGMENT INTO A 100 PIECCES N DISOLVE UNLESS ONE HAVE PRACTICED TAO YOGA IN SUM FORM OR ANNOTHER DURIN DA LIFETIME, OR UNLESS ONE BE ABLE TO EVVOKKE DA CLEAR LIGHT AT DEATH TIME EITHER THRU DEATH ON DA BATTLEFIELD OR THROU DEATH IN A STATE O MEDDITATION OR PRAYER. FOR DA REST, DA PERSONNALITY BE SMASHED INTO PIECES N EVETUALLY EACH PIECE WILL GO BACK TO DA ORRIGINAL ELLEMENT TI WAS CUMMIN FROM. IN THIS SENSE, REINCARNATION BE A BUL-SHIT CUMCET THAT ONLY POLESMOKERZ KLIKE SPYRROLEX N SHIEKKY CAN BELLEIVE IN. RJ MAHALINGAM
  3. Tao: the watercourse way

    CHEK OUT: "THE WATER WIZARD" BY VIKTOR SCHAUBERGER HE WAS AN AUSTRIAN GENIUS, DA BOOK BE HEAVY TECHNICAL READIN BUT ENLIGHTENIN AS WELL. HE EVEN WORKED ON GERMAN FLYIN SAUCER TECHNOLLIGY. HOW-EVER, DA BEST WATER BE DA ONE YA ADD HOPS N BARLEY N LET FERMENT FOR A MONTH OR SO, THEY CALL IT BEER BTW.
  4. Porn/Offensive image/link policy discussion

    HEY IF YA FEEL SORY THE STOP DELLETIN MINE COOL LINKS MOFO!!!!! LOOK, MINE PATTIENCE BE OVER!!! IF PEOPLE GET OFENDED BY A SALAMI OR BY A PUZY, WELL LET EM KNOW THAT THEY *DONT* BELLONG TO TAO YOGA BUT BELLONG TO THEM LOCOL CHURCH OR SYNGOGUE OR MOSQUE, SO THEY BETER FUK OFF N GO THERE!!!OR ESLE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS ONE FORRUM BE A CHIRCH OR SYNNAGOGUE KINDA SHIT. WE HAVE DA FUKIN GOVTS SPRAYIN POISSONOUS CHEMN IN OUR AIR, WE HAVE FUKIN BUSH DOIN A COUP D'ETAT, WE HAVE FUKIN BERLUSCONNE SUKIN BLAIR'S DIK IN UROPE, WE HAVE FUKIN CHINA CUMMUNISTS KILLIN TAO MONKS, BUT NOBODY GET OFENDED BY THAT SHIT, NO, BUT THEY GET OFENDED BY A SALAMI OR BY A PEACH. WELL, ALL I CAN SAY BE, *FUK THAT*!!!!!!! DO YA HEAR ME??? FUK DAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE MASTER MILARASPA SAID, WHY DO MINE SALAMI OFEND YA? I WAS BORN LIKE THAT. BUT YER BOOBS, YA *GREW* EM AFTER BIRTH, SO YER BOOBS BE MORE OFENSIVE TO NATTURE THAN MINE SALAMI. DO YA UNDERSTAND DAT??????????????????? AARRGGHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHI SHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. HERE TAO BUMS: chemtrail documentary SPREAD DA WORD N LETS JAIL N TRY DA RESPONSIBLES FOR TREASON N CRIMES AGGAINST HUMMANITY N FUK EM UP. RONNIETSU
  6. CHEMTRAIL DOCUMENTARY FOR DOWNLOAD

    REPPOST FROM A FREIND: http://taobum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=997#997
  7. Marriage

    THERE BE 3 TYPES O MARIEGE, VIZ., 1) LOVE MARIEGE 2)CUM-VENIENCE MARIEGE 3)ALCHEMMICAL MARIEGE THESE LAST DAYS O DA KALI-YUGA MOST PEOPLE KNOW ONLY #2 BASICALLY, # 1 BE HOPELESS N TRAGIC SINCE IT ALL GONNA END. # 2 BE LOWLY N FILTHY # 3 BE DIVIDED INTO 2 PHASES, VIZ., i) TO BECOME ONE FROM TWO ii) TO BECOME ONE IMMORTAL FROM ONE MORTAL BUT BECAUSE O DA DEGENNERATED SPIRRITUAL CUM-DITIONS NOW-A-DAYS # 3 MARIEGE BE ALMOST UNHEARD OF. IT BE DA FUSION O TWO (2) EGOS INTO ONE (1) EGO N THERREEAFTER DA CULTIVATION O IMMORTALITY O DA SINGLE FUSED EGO, SO IT BE MORE CUM-PLICATED THAT DA CULTIVATION O IMMORTALITY BY A SINGLE PERSON. BUT STIL,IT BE A POSIBLE WAY. BYE NOW RJ PS: BTW, FUK DA MODDERATOR WHOS BEEN DELLETIN ALL O MINE COOL EROTIC LINKS, MAY DA THOUGHT POLICE FROM HELL IN DA CUMMIN AMERICAN DICTETOR-SHIP BE LIKE-WISE DELLETIN YA L WHILE LEAVIM ME IN PEACE MUTHAFUKA!!!
  8. A BUDY O MINE IN DA BOXIN GYM SWEAR BY DA TRIBULUS PLANT, DID ANYONE TRIED IT, ME BE IN GENNERAL AGGAINST USIN SUPLEMENTS, BUT THIS GUY SAY IT HELPED HIM, ANYONE??? I RATHHER SMOKE SUM GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. FOR DA HERBOLLIGISTS OUT THERE: ANYONE TRIED TRIBU

    PRINCES YA BE RIGHT AS ALWAYS, IN FACT MINE BE NOT A PENIS BUT A SALAMI.
  10. FOR DA HERBOLLIGISTS OUT THERE: ANYONE TRIED TRIBU

    SORY, *ME* DINT SUSPECT *YA* HAD A *PENIS*. AARRGGHH!!
  11. Shaved my pubs!

    I WANT AN ARRAB WOMMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME YER BROWN PEACH FATTIMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. FOR DA HERBOLLIGISTS OUT THERE: ANYONE TRIED TRIBU

    THANK YA MA'AM, THEY SAY TRIBBULUS BE A TESTOSTERRONE ENHANCER GOOD BOTH FOR MEN N WOMMEN FOR ADED ORGASM N LUST N STRENGHT, BUT I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF ANYONE TRIED IT WHAT HAPENED.
  13. Taobums Runners Club

    HAVE BEEN RUNNIN LIKE A RABIT AS-O-RECENTLY, WEL, I BUILT UP MINE MILEAGE UP TWO 2 HOURS O MOUNTAIN RUNNIN UP N DOWN GRIFITH PARK N THANGS, HOW-EVER, I FIND THAT TOO MUCH RUNNIN BE DEPPLETIN TOO MUCH. WHAT HAPEN BE, I LOSE WEIGHT N I GET TOO STIF TO DO THAI BOXE N THANGS. DA POSITIVE THANG BE, MINE STAMMINA SKY-ROCKET N I NOW DONT RUN OUTTA BREATH EVEN WITH A FEW PRO BOXERS AT DA GYM. BUT MINE LEGS BE REAL STIF, PLUS I GOT SO SKINY THAT PEOPL THINK ME BE IN MINE 20'S WHICH BE UNTRUE. OF COURSE MINE SALAMI BE STIL REAL BULKY PLUS I BOUGHT MINESELF A NEW link deleted SO NO WORIES. ALSO RUNNIN UP DA MOUNTAIN I HAVE A SLIGHT INFLAMATION O DA TIBIALIS ANTERIOR TENDON SHEAT SO NOW AM GONA TAKE A WEEK BRAKE N CUT DOWN DA MILEAGE TIL DA TENDON HEAL, ALSO HELP MASAGIN IT WITH CASTOR OIL N CLAY PLASTERS. ALSO WHILE RUNIN MAKE SURE YA KEEP AWATE O YER HOLE BODY NOT JUST A BODY PART, ALSO MAKE SURE YA FIX ZYER EYESITE ON DA DISTANT SPOT WHERE YA BE AIMMIN AT, DONT LET YER EYESITE WANDER AIM-LESS-LY. PLUS DO ALSO MACCROCOSMIC. ANNOTHER GREAT ADITION BE DOIN SHADDOW-BOXIN WHILE RUNNIN, BUT THEN YALL GO MORE SLOWER. BYE NOW
  14. Shaved my pubs!

    MAKE SURE YA SHAVE YER WIFE'S PEACH AS WELL FOR MAXIMMUM EFECT!!! THEN IT BE *OK* TO POST DA PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. DOWNLOAD THIS ASAP!!!

    DOWNLOAD DA DUCCUMENTARY ASAP!!! http://www.archive.org/details/MartialLaw911
  16. what does this mean?

    IT MEAN SHE WAS A WOMMAN N YA CALLED HER SIR, HOW RUDE.
  17. CHEMTRAIL DOCUMENTARY FOR DOWNLOAD

    GUY WHAT YA JUST SAY BE SO STOOPID I MESELF COUNDNT SAY SUMTHANG THAT STOOPID MESELF NOT EVEN ON-PURPOSE. SO IF SUM-ONE APROACH YA N START PUNCHIN YA STRAIGHT IN DA MOUTH N BLOOD GUSH OUT N TEETH FALL TO DA FLOOR N EYES POP OUTTA YER ORBITTS N BRAIN METER SQUIRT OUTTA YER SKUL, N THEN *ME* WALK BY N GO, 'OH, DUSTY, WHY DONT YA BE TRYIN TO DREAM SUMTHANG MO POSSITIVE INTO EXISTANCE? LETS NOT MEDDITATE SUMTHANG THAT BLOODY SHALL WE?' N THEN WALK AWAY, WHAT 'D YA THINK??? ARSCH-HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. CHEMTRAIL DOCUMENTARY FOR DOWNLOAD

    ALLELUJAH: http://uploadhut.com/view.php/173311.wmv
  19. Is pornography bad for your qi?

    I disagree. Certainly watching porn and ejaculating is worse than watching it and not ejaculating. But looking at it, whatever other practices you do, is, I believe, ultimately depleting -- in a very big way. The very act of looking --- oogling, slathering -- over it pulls energy away from you. All you have to do is compare the porn experience to the love making experience, or even the porn experience to non-porn single cultivation and you can feel the difference. Also, you didn't address the other issue I brought up, which is the drug like addictive nature of porn. Anything addictive depletes you. In very subtle but powerful and long term ways. Try to go a month without porn and see how well you handle it. I bet you can drop alcohol and pot easier than you can live without porn. In my experience porn is akin to cigarettes in its addictiveness (and in it's ubiquity -- it's everywhere and virtually unavoidable, a very tough drug to quit). 4930[/snapback] HOW DARE YA POLE SMOKER CUM-TRADICT *DA NOTTORIOUS*??? ONCE MORE YA MAKE POOR DISPLAY O YERSELF, YA FELCHER!!! YER REASONIN SHOW A TOTTAL LACK O PRINCIPPALS, YA DOTTARD!! ALL THAT EXIST MUST HAVE SUM DEGGREE O YANG IN IT. BECCAUSE IN ORDER TO BECCOME IMMORTAL ONE MUST DISTILL PURE YANG, THEN YA CAN EXTRACT PURE YANG IN PRINCIPLE FROM ANNYTHANG THAT EXIST. PURE YIN CANNOT EXIST IN DA MANNIFESTED WORLD. BUT YA BE TRYIN TO SAY THAT NATTURAL ENTITTIES LIKE PR0N OR DOPE BE PURE YIN. BUT THAT BE *IMPOSIBLE* BECCAUSE THEY WOULD *NOT* MANNIFEST TO YER SENSES IF THEY WERE SUCH. SO THEY ARE A MIX O YIN N YANG. SO IF YA BE SKILLED YA CAN EXTRACT DA PURE YANG DA SAME WAY YA EXTRACT DA SCENT FROM A FLOWER WITHOUT HAVIN TO RIP DA FLOWER OFF DA PLANT. BUT IF YA BE UNSKILED ANIMAL , THEN YA HAVE NO APRECIATION FOR DA SCeNT BUT YA RIP OFF DA FLOWER FROM DA PLANT N A GUSH O POISON STRIKE YA IN DA SALLAMI N TURN YA INTO A GOAT SHAGIN CATTAMITE. THAT WHICH LURE IN PR0N AS WELL AS IN DA FEMALE SHAPES N PUSY ETC BE A BAIT. BUT WHAT EVER BE A BAIT? A BAIT BE SUMTHANG GOOD N TASTY. SO A BAIT STILL CUMTAIN SUMTHANG O VALUE, WHICH IF YA BE SKILLED YA CAN STEAL FROM DA FISHERMAN. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO EVVER BE DA TARGET O DA BAIT? NOW NOW, THAT BE YER OWN CHI. SO DA PR0N BE A BAIT FOR YER CHING CHI. SO FINE, IF YA BE FASTER THAN DA FISHERMAN, AS SOON AS YER CHING CHI GET STIRED TOWARD DA BAIT, YA SEIZE IT LIGHTNING FAST N BEND DA BAIT TO *YER* OWN PURPOSE, THERREAFTER, YA ALSO STEAL DA BAIT ITSELF N STICK A FAT TURD ONTO DA FISHERMAN'S HOOK N FLIP HIM DA BIRD. SO IF YA KNOW WHAT YA BE DOIN YA CAN DISTILL GOLD FROM SHIT, BUT IF YA DONT, YALL TURN GOLD ITSELF INTO SHIT, POLE SMOKER. RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM
  20. Is pornography bad for your qi?

    BULSHIT!!! DA BAD THANG BE EJACCULLATION. IF YA DONT SPRAY YER JUICE NO REAL PERMANNENT HARM CAN DERRIVE FROM WATCHIN ANYTHANG. OF COURSE YA CAN LOSE ENNERGY FROMSIMPLY WATCHIN TOO MUCH BUT THAT BE A TINNY FRACTION NOT ONLY, BUT AN INFINNITELY LESS FUNDAMMENTAL KINDA ENNERGY, CUM-PARRED TO WHAT YA LOSE WHEN YA EJACCULLATTE. DA WAY TO USE PR0N BE FOR LIMMIETED-TIME-WATCHED AMMOUNTS O TIME IN ORDER TO DO SOLO CULTIVVATION. THEN YA HAVE TO DEVVOTE TIME TO CIRCULATE DA RAW CHING SO AWAKKENED ELSE IT'LL TRY TO RUNAWAY. DA NEGGATIVE PSYCCHILOGGICAL EFECTS O PR0N BE ONLY TEMPORRARRY PROVVIDED YA DONT EJACCULLATTE. THAT BE AS SIMPLE AS THAT. DA EXCEPTION TO DA ABOVE BE WACHIN GAY PR0N LIKE SHIEKKY DO. NOW THAT BE DEAD WRONG IN *ANNY* CASE. BYE NOW. RJ
  21. Michael Wiin's post on evil...

    ITS DA SAME OLD BULSHIT BY WHICH, "WE HAD TO DESTRTOY DA VILAGE IN ORDER TO SAVE DA VILAGE", JUST HYPPOCRACY. WHAT YA BE SAYIN, SINCE *THEY* WERE COMITIN WAR ATTROCITIES, THEN *WE* COMIT A BIGER WAR ATTROCITY IN ORDER TO SAVE EM. BUT I SAY, IF YA COMIT A BIGER WAR ATTROCITY, IT MEAN THAT YA DIDNT GIVE REALY A SHIT ABOUT WAR ATTROCITIES, JUST USED EM AS AN EXCUSE. DA ATTOMIC BOBMBS PULVERRIZED HOLE CITIES, CIVILAINS N ALL, NOW THAT WAS A HUGE WAR CRIME NO METER WHAT *THEY* HAD DONE. ALSO, NO METEER HOW BLOODY DA JAPS WERE, THEY HAD A CODE O WAR ETTHICS AFTER ALL. THEY WOULD KILL YA SURE BUT THEY WOULD TAKE 100% PERSONNAL RISK IN DOIN SO. YA CAN CALL EM ALL BUT COWARDS. BUT DROPPIN A BOMB FROM AN AIRPLANE AT 0% PERSONNAL RISK, I CALL *THAT* COWARDLY. BUT I DOUBT YA CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT ME BE TALKIN ABOUT SINCE YA BE A BAKSTABER LIKE MANY OTTHER COKSUKERS IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS DA CHINESE WERENT ANY LESS BLOODY THEMSELVES, ONLY WHEN THEY GET THEM ASES KIKED THEY WHINE ABOUT IT BUT THEY TOO HAVE KILED THEIR OWN, IN FACT THEY KILL THEM OWN BABIES N EAT EM. RONNIETSU MISHIMA GAKKAI
  22. Michael Wiin's post on evil...

    MAN, GIMME A FUKIN BRAKE!!! AMMONG ALL DA ATTRIBUTES YA COULD CUM UPWITH,CALLIN NUKESATOOL OCUM-PASION REALY GO BEYOND DA SIGN. REALY. AMMONG OTHER THANGS, ROOSEVELT *KNEW* ABOUT DA IMPENDIN PEARL HARBOR ATAK BUT DID JACK-SHIT CUZ HE NEED DA EXCUSE TO START WAR. EXACTLY DA SAME TECHNIQUE WAS USED ON 911 TO START DA IRAQ WAR, THEY KNEW IT WAS CUMMIN TO SAY DA LEAST. THEN THEY BLOW UP 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES OUTTA CUM-PASSION...MINE SALAMI!!! GET OUTTA HERE MAN!!!!!!!!! A KAMI-KAZE BE CALLED A TERORIST, BUT A NUKE BE CALED CUM-PASION - RIGHT OUTTA ORWELL'S LINGO MUTHAFUKA!!!!!!!!!!! AM DONE WITH YA COKSUKER!!!!!!!!!! ARGHATTARUKKATTA MERGHATU RRRAAAKK WROOTTTAKKKATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. Hara

    YA WISH YA COULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR MINE LOVE SNAKE. MAYBE A DREAM?
  24. Thinning hair...

    YA CANT EVEN SPELL GERMAN CORECTLY MUTHAFUKA!!! IF YER MUM SEE HOW YA WRITE DA FATTHER-LAND SHE WHIP YER ARSCH YA ARSCH-FICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT BEAT ROUND DA BUSH, DA ONLY REMMEDY FOR YER THINNIN AIR BE A CONCOTION O OLD PISS N SULPHUR N POTTATOES RUBED INTO YER SCALP, STINK N ALL. CANT YA SEE WHAT A LUSCIOUS AIR DO STREED BUMS HAVE? YA KNOW WHY? CUZ THEY ROLL THEMSELVES IN PISS N FECCES IN SLEEP IN PUBLIC TOILLETS!!! SO JUST LEARN FROM DA BUMS MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!