RON JEREMY

JOIN DA ARMY - TAKE IT UP DA BUNGA-HOWL - KILL INOCENT CIVVILIANS - GET BLOWN UP TO PIECES - BE ALL YA CAN BE: http://rense.com/general65/star.htm IM TELLIN YA MAN, JOIN DA MILLITIA INSTEAD. OR JUST EAT PUSY N SMOKE GRAS. RJ

YO-DAMAN!!!! HAPY BIRTHDAY MAN, MAKE SURE YA SPREAD SUN TAN LOTION ON YER HUEVOS OK??? RJ

YA EVIL SEED O SATTAN, YA MAGOT INFESTED TAMPON O BABALON, YA EMBODIMENT O PRECCAMBRIAN FURNICCATIONS, YA TALMUDDICAL RESIDUE O INFECTIOUS CIRCUMCISIONS, YA CONCOTION O WITCHES SABBATH, YA TRAMP O BALZEBBUUB, WHY ARE YA EX-CLUDDIN ME FROM DA POLL???

I PARTLY DIS-AGGREE WITH YA ON THIS MITCH. AS I SAID YA GOTTA GO GRADUAL BECCAUSE DONE IN EXTREME WAYS CAN BE DANGERROUS, BUT I DONT THINK IT BE JUST A METER O ADDRENNALIN RUSH, IN FACT, I GAINED LONG TERM BENNIFITS FROM THAT PRACTICE IN TERMS ALSO O BIGGER FULLER HUEVOS N RELSSILIENCE TO COLD TEMPERRATURES. YA GOTTA TRY IT TO BELLEIVE, REMMEMBER TRY DA HALF-BODY COLD BATH FOR A FEW DAYS OR WEEKS N THEN TELL ME HOW YA FEEL. I THINK ONE O DA EFECTS OCCUR BECCAUSE DA BLOOD RUSH BACK N FORTH WITH A FLUSHIN EFECT ON DA ORGANS, LIKE A MASAGE. SO I DONT THINK IT BE JUST AN ADDRENNALIN RUSH. REMMEMBER ALSO THAT DA HUEVOS INCREASE SPERM PRODDUCTION WITH LOWER TEMPRATURES, YER HUEVOS WILL BE HAPY IN DA ICE COLD WATER FOR A FEW MINNUTES, BEFFORE SLAPIN A PINK PEACH. RJ

YA FORGOT TO TELL HER THAT!!! HAPY BIRTHDAY TO DA TAO BUM QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RONNIETSU

A FEW QUOTTES FOR DA CONNISSOIRS: Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth - - - - - - - An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools in his life. Ernest Hemingway - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Paul Hornung - - - - - - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. H.L. Mencken - - - - - - When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! George Bernard Shaw - - - - - - Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin - - - - - - Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry - - - - - - BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C. W.C. Fields - - - - - - Beer: helping white guys dance, since 1632. - - - - - - Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey - - - - - - To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher - - - - - - One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. .as if you needed to rationalize beer-drinking!

LOOK BUDWEISER BE POISONOUS, DONT DRINK IT. GEMRAN BEERS BE MUCH BETER, TRY WARSTEINER THAT BE ONE O DA BEST, OR GO PILSNER URQUELL FROM DA CZEK REPUBLIC. BELLIEVE ME ON THIS. RJ

DA MOST BENNIFITS ARRISE WHEN YA COOL WHAT BE SUPOSED TO BE COOL. DA HEART BE *NOT* SUPOSED TO BE COLD, NOR DA HEAD BE SUPOSED TO BE COLD. BUT DA HUEVOS, LIVVER, ETC, THEY MOST BENNIFIT FROM ICE-COLD WATTER. SEE WHAT HAPENS WHEN YA TAKE A COLD BATH BE A REACTION EFECT WHERREBY DA BLOOD FIRST RUN AWWAY FROM DA AREA N THEN DA BLOOD RUSH BACK TO DA ARREA, WHICH BE MOST BENNIFICIAL FOR LIVVER N HUEVOS, HOW-EVVER, YA DONT WANT DA BLOOD TO RUSH OUTTA DA HEART NOR OUTTA DA HEAD, BELLEIVE ME ON THIS. OF COURSE IF YA WANNA CUM-DITION YERSELF FOR FUKL IMERSION DO IT BUT DO IT GRADUALY OR YA MAY RISK BIG TIME. NOW I DONT ASK YA TO BELLEIVE ME BLIND-LY: FIND OUT FOR YERSELF, TAKE AN ICE-COLD BATH N TAKE IT FULY IMERSED UP TO YER NOSE N SEE HOW YA FEEL, THEN TAKE DA SAME BATH ONLY IMERSED TO DA BELYBUTON N SEE HOW YA FEEL, OR IF YA BE SMART JUST BELLEIVE ME N AVVOID FUL IMERSION UNLES YA BE PLANNIN DA ESCAPPE FROM ALCATTRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT COLD BATH BE GOOD FOR DA HUEVVOS!!! RJ

NO NO. NO LOOK YA MESTAKKE ME FOR SHIEKKY DA DRAG QUEEN OR EITTHER SHIEKKY OR I'D SAY, SPYRROLLEX DA DONKEY RAPPIST, YEA IT MUST BE SPYRROLES DA MULE SHAGER, YEA YA MESTOOK ME FOR HIM MAN. LOOK I DID A PSYCCHOLOGICAL PROFFILE O YER PER-SOONNALLITY WHEN YA WHERE STIL IN HI-SCHOOL N S YA KNOW I HOLD A DEGGREE IN REICHIAN PSYCCHOLIGY, N MINE RESSULTS BE, THAT YA BE GAY AT HEART. SO AS SOON AS I CALL YA BRO INSTEAD O RECCIPROCATTIN DA FRIENDSHIP DA FIRST THANG THAT CROS YER FAGGY MIND BE TO MAKE HOMO REFFERENCES, WHICH ALL BUT CUM-FIRM MY SLICK DIAG-NOSSIS O YER FAGGINESS. LOOK REPPENT YE CUZ DA KINGDOM O HEAVVEN BE AT HAND, FORSAKE DA FAGGINESS N BECCOME A STRAIGHT MAN!!!!!!!!!! RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM RINPOCHE AL-SALAMI KONG YU MING TSUTSU

OK BE HONNEST, THIS BE ANNONYMOUS POLL SO NO NEED TO MAKE UP STUF. DA SEX ACT CAN EITTHER BE DUAL CULTIVVATION (SHAG) OR SOLO CULTIVVATION (SPANKIN DA MONKEY, POKIN DA PEACH). BYE NOW, THANK YA, THANK YA AGGAIN, TOO KIND O YA, MINE PLEASURE, BYE NOW, BYE

THIS BE HOW I WANNA HEAR YA TALKIN BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP MASSAGIN DAT CLITTOROUS WITH YER WET THUMBS MICCHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEA LOOK DA QUICKIE MENTALLITY BE IN MINE VIEW DA NUMBER ON EREASON FOR MARIAGE BRAKE DOWNS. IT ALL CUM DOWN FROM IGNORRANCE O DA ALCHEMMICAL PRINCIPALS, ESEENTIALY THAT MAN N WOMMAN IN SEX BE AKIN TO FIRE N WATTER, N THERREFORE DA WATER YA NEED TO WARM UP FOR A LONG TIME BEFFORE YA CEN GET IT TO BOIL (BUT THEN IT STAY HOT FOR A LONG TIME AS WELL) WHILE DA FIRE YA NEED TO KEEP AT LOW FLAME TO DO GOOD, ELSE YER HOLE HOUSE WILL BURN TO ASHES. THOSE BE BASSIC CUM-CEPTS THAT REFFLECT DA SYMBOLLIC NATURE O DA WORLD, BUT NOW-ADAYS, PEOPLE IGNORE THAT, SO DA MEN BURN OUT QUICK N DA WOMMAN STAY COLD. THAT BE ALL WRONG. RJ

YO TRIPPLEDOTTIE WASSUP DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN I CANT BELLEIVE YA JOINED DA MILLI-TTARY, SHAME ON YA, YA SHOULD'VE JOINNED DA MONTANA MILLITIA INSTEAD!!! HOPE YA DONT GET SHIPED TO IRRAQ OR WORSE MY MAN!!! LOOK IN GERMANY YA SHOULD MAKE A POINT O PRACTICIN RETTENTION OTTHERWISE DA GERMAN WOMEN WILL DRY YA UP, SHOW EM DA MASTER CHIA'S SCHOOL MAN!! DRINK LESS BEER N SMOKE MORE POT, IT BE HEALTHIER FOR YA. KEEP IN TOUCH BUDDY!!! FRATER RONNIETSU

MATT LOOK IF A CHICK FEEL LIKE STICKIN HER TONGUE OR HER FINGER UP DA MAHALINGAM BUNGA-HOWL, THAT BE NO PROBLEM WITH ME, BUT ON OTTHER HAND, DONT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERE BE ANNY THANG SPIRRITUAL IN TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE FOR A GUY. I AM NOT SAYIN THAT FROM A MORRAL STAND-POINT BUT FROM A TECHNICAL STAND POIN. SEXUAL KUNG FU FOR A MAN INVOLVE ESENTIALLY DEVVELOPPIN CONTROL. NOW TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE LEAD TO DA OPOSITE IN MINE VIEW. I DONT SEE HOW I CAN MANNAGE TO PERFORM HEAVEN-EARTH ALCHEMMY WITH A WOMMAN IF I BE TAKIN IT UP DA ARSE. DO DA EVER-LASTIN HEAVEN TAKE IT UP DA ANUS??? WTF!!! OF COURSE, IF THIS BE NOT OBVIOUS TO YA, I WONT WASTE YER TIME INSISTIN ON IT. ALL I AM GONNA SAY BE, SEX BE NOT JUST ABOUT IDDLE PLEASURIN ONESELF. SUMTIMES, YA EITHER GET DA MAGIC AT DA EXPENSES O PLEASURIN, OR YA GET IDDLE PLEASURIN AT A EXPENSES O MAGIC.THOSE TIMES, I CHOOSE DA MAGIC. PLUS, I DONT WANNA BE KNOW AS DA IMMORTAL WITH A SCHLONGER UP DA ASS, THANK YA. AAARRGGHHHH

BTW, DO ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY *GO*?? PIETTRO SAID THAT GO VS CHESS BE LIKE LAO TSU VS. KONG FU TSU AKA CUM-FUCIUS. SO I WENT OVER DA INTER-NET N LOOKE FOR A GO GAME SERVER TO INSTAL IN DA WEB SITE, N I FOUND THIS: http://nngs.cosmic.org/src/ HOW-EVVER, I THINK IT TAKE ROOT PRIVVILEDGES TO INSTAL IT SO I COULDNT. PERRHAPS I AM GONA INSTAL IT ON MINE HOME CUM-PUTTER. DO ANYONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY GO? I THINK CHESS BE *WAY* BETER!

YO TRIPPS WHENEVER YA FEEL LIKEY WE GO AT IT AGGAIN OK???

YEA YA NEED TO CREATE AN ACOUNT FIRST, WHY DONT YA DO THAT N SHOW ME HOW GOOD YA BE AT CHESS, ALSO, YODA NEED TO ANSWER MINE INVITTATION TO PLAY, IT BE THERE WAITIN FOR YA TO ANSWER>

ILL GO FOR DA DAILLY RUN, PLUS SPARIN 3-4 TIMES WEEK. MORE THAN THAT WOULD CUT INTO DA PUSY EATIN, WINE DRINKIN, GRAS SMOKIN TIME, NO NO NO.

THIS MIND-SET O PEOPLE LIKE MATT FURREY WHO TRY TO MAKE MONEY OUTTA PRACTICES THAT, REALY, BE SUPOSED TO BE TOOLS IN SPIRRITUAL ACCHIEVEMENT, WELL, BE JUST *WRONG*. ACTUALY NO, THEY BE NOT WRONG, THEY BE JUST DEAD-ENDS. MATTERIAL SUCESS AS A GOAL IN LIFE BE JUST A TRAP. LIFE BE MUCH BIGER THAN THAT. DO YA HEAR ME, PLATTO? IN TRUTH, I TELL YA, IF YA JUST WANT TO PRACTICE CHING RETTENTION FOR SUCCESS PURPOSES, YA *WILL* FAIL EVVENTUALY. IT BE LIKE TRYIN TO LIFT YERSELF BY YER OWN HAIR. LIKE DA BARON VON MUNCHHAUSEN STORRY, XBESIDES, MATT FURREY BE TRYIN TO CHARGE YA 100'S FOR WHAT MASTER CHIA USED TO SELL FOR $12, WHICH BE NOW AVVAILABLE FOR FREE OVER DA INTER-NET. BUT DA *WILL*, THAT YA CANT BUY. RJ

YODAMAN THEN YER KIDS WILL FIND YA WHILE SPANKIN DA BABOON IN FRONT O SITES LIKE THIS: link deleted WHILE HUMMIN DA SOUNDS, AARRGGHH, N THEYLL TELL DA TEACHER IN SCHOOL AARRGGHH!!!!!!!! HUMMIN SOUNDS LEND ITSELF WELL WHEN EATTIN DA WIFE'S PEACH, WHICH BE ALSO DA RIGHT TIME TO DO DA BIG DRAW BTW. JUST MINE 2 EUROS RJ

HEY THIS BE SUPOSED TO BE ANNONYMOUS POLL!!!!

DA FINGER LOCK TECHNIQUE BE *NOT* SUPOSED TO BE USED AS A ROUTTINE YA DINGEBERRIES!!! IT BE DA TAO BUM'S *PANNIC BUTTON* DO YA GET IT??? LOOK YA DONT *HAVE* TO SHOVE OBJECTS UP YER BUNGA-HOWL TO PRACTICE CHING CULTIVVATION. OF COURSE NOBODY'S GONNA PREVVENT YA FROM RIPPIN YER ANUS IF YA SO WISH, BUT DONT MAKE ITSOUND LIKE IT BE NECCISSARY. ALL YA NEED TO DO BE DA POWER LOCK N SQUEEZE N DA REGGULAR CIRCULLATION N DA HUEVOS BREATH. DA ONLY MOFO THAT NOTTORIOUSLY BE ADICTED TO ANUS RIPPIN BE SHIEKKY, HERE BE SHIEKKY EASY CHAIR (HE SELL EM USED OR TRADE EM FOR RUGS): AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK TAOBUM.COM BE JUST TO POST SCAT PR0N N TO PLAY CHESS NT O BADMOUTH SHIEKKY, SPYRROLLEX N MICCHALE WIMP DA ARCH-EVIL ONE, DONT BOTHER CUMMIN THERE UNLESS YA LIKE SCAT CUZ PIETTRO N PLATTO THATS ALL THEY WANNA POST. BTW CARE TO PLAY CHESS?? http://www.taobum.com/ronnietsu/webchess/

SURE DA 7 CHAKKRAS CO-RESPOND TO DA 7 PLANNETS N DA 7 METTALS. DA SOUL ASCEND THRU DA 7 SPHERES O INFLUENCE O DA 7 POWERS, IN AN EFORT TO ACCHIEVE FREEDOM FROM DA INFLUENCES O DA 7 POWERS N TO REACH STABILITY. DA 8TH CHAKKRA BE DA SPHERE O DA FIXED STARS WHEN DA SOUL ACCHIEVE FREEDOM FROM DA INFLUENCES O DA 7 METTALLIC POWERS, N FINNALLY DA EVVER CHANGIN SAMSARA FREEZE INTO STILL-NESS. THAT BE WHAT DA 8TH CHAKKRA BE ABOUT. GOOD OMEN YA DREAM IT. BYE NOW