RON JEREMY

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  1. scary shit in oz

    IT SEEM TO BE DOWN NOW, BUT LATTER CAN YA TRY REACHIN THIS: http://www.rense.com/politics6/chemdatapage.html IF YA CAN GET TO RENSE.COM FROM CHINA, THEN DA CENSOR-SHIP BE NOT SO BAD THERE. BYE NOW, RJ
  2. BREAKIN NEWS ANNOUNCE-MENT

    *DA NOTTORIOUS* DONT SMOKE CRAK, *DA NOTTORIOUS* EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ
  3. BREAKIN NEWS ANNOUNCE-MENT

    YA BET POLE SMOKER. RJ
  4. scary shit in oz

  5. scary shit in oz

    WHAATT?? *YA* *WARN* *ME*?????????? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT HEY THANK YA FOR DA INVITTATION. BUT SERIOUSLY MYMAN, I BE INTERRESTED IN KNOWIN FOR SURE WHETTHER THERE BE CHEMS IN CHINA OR NOT CARE YA TO DO SUM FURTHER INVESTIGGATION INTO THIS MOST SERIOUS METTER??? PERRHAPS I SHOULD LEARN CHINNESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW CHANCES ARE, MINE BIL-BIL BE BIGER N MEANER THAN YERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ
  6. testicle weight lifting

    NO HE GAVE UP TESTICCALS WEIGHT LIFTIN. NOW HE GOT DEEP INTO ANAL WEIGHT STUFFIN, ERRGH, LIFTIN. RJ
  7. scary shit in oz

    YO PETTER, I HAVE BEEN INVESTIGGATIN DA CLAIM THAT THERE BE NO CHEMTRAILS IN CHINA, I AM ACTUALY SEARCHIN A LOCCAtion ON EARTH WITH NO CHEMTRAILS N I AM WILIN TO RELOCCATE THERE. HOW-EVER, YER POST RAISES 2 RED FLAGS, VIZ.: 1) YA SAY YA NEVER WITNESED CHEMTRAILS. NOW THAT BE A *BIG* RED FLAG. CHANCES BE, IT JUST MEAN THAT YA DONT KNOW HOW TO SPOT EM, SINCE THEY BE *EVVERYEWHERE* NOWADAYS. FOR SURE THERE BE CHEMS IN WASHINGTON DC SO IF YA HAVE NEVER SEEN EM THERE, CHANCES ARE YA WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE EM IN CHINA EVEN IF THEY WERE PRESSET. 2) SECCOND RED FLAG: DA SMOG SHIT. NOW-A-DAYS. WHAT THEY CALL SMOG IN DA BIG CITIES BY A CUM-BINNATION O CHEMTRAILS (70%-80%) N ACTUAL SMOG (20%). IN FREAKI URO-PPEAN CITIES THEYVE BEEN SHUTTIN DOWN CAR TRAFIC ONLY TO FIND THAT IT DONT HELP BECCAUSE THAT *SMOG* BE MADE O MICCROSCOPIC SOLID PARTICLES THAT CUM FROM DA PLANES. SO WHEN YA SAY SMOG, THAT MAY VERY WELL BE CHEM HAZE FROM DA PLANES. BUT AM SURE NOBODY GET SPRAYED LIKE DA AMMERICANS!!! SHIT!!!!! BYE NOW, MORE TO CUM, RJ
  8. scary shit in oz

    HEY THANK YA A 1000000 EUROS FOR DA REPPORT, VERY INTERRSTIN, NOW DO YA KNOW ANY ANTI-CHEMTRAIL ACTIVVIST GROUP IN THERE3 BESSIDES DA KANGAROOS? I KNOW THAT DA NEXUS MAGAZINE FOLKS HAVE BEEN DOIN SUMTHANG ABOUT IT. AS FOR CHEMS FOLOWIN DA SUN, THAT MAY LED YA TO BELLIEVE THEY BE MENAT AS A SUN SCREEN, BUT I *DO NOT* BELLIEVE THAT HYPPOTHESIS. THE SPRAY DA MOST AT NIGHT N IN DA LATE AFTERNOON, SO DA SUN SCREEN STORY DONT HOLD. BUT SURE THEY CAN *MOVE* DA CHEMS, I HAVE SEEN EM MOVIN *AGGAINST* DA WIND. HOW THEY DO IT? THEY USE ELLECTRO-MAGNETTIC WAVES FROM DA CELL PHONE TOWERS N RADDAR INSTALATIONS. WHEN YA SEE DA CHEMCLOUDS FULL O RIPLES, THOSE BE DA WAVES I BE TALIKIN ABOUT. THIS BE DA BIGEST CRIME IN HUMMAN HISTORY!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ
  9. Piss drinking question

    THIS BE SO COOL, THANKS A 1,000,000 EUROS FOR DA REFFERRENCE!!!! YUP!!!! I DRINK IT STRAIT FROM DA SPRING!!! ANNOTHER THANG WITH PISS DRINKIN BE, YA CAN FAST LONGER. DA UREA IN DA PISS HELP DA BODY BUILDIN UP PROTTEINS, SO IF YA WANNA GO VEGAN OR YA WANNA JUICE FAST, BY ALL MEAND DRINK YER PISS FOR MAXIMUM POWER. BUT PLEEZ DONT DO LIKE SUM MISLEAD N SELF DELLUDED MOFOS IN HERE WHO THINK THAT IF PISS DRINKIN BE GOOD, SHIT EATIN BE BETER. THAT BE *NOT* A RIGHT INFERRANCE TO DRAW OK?? *DONT* EAT SHIT LIKE SHIEKKY OK??? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Piss drinking question

    EERRGGHH, ME CANT BELLEIVE YA SHIEKKY EAT *SHIT*!!!!!!!!! BUT YA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOFO!!WHASSUP MOFO??? HUH???? MOFO!!! HUH?? HUH, HUH????? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ
  11. testicle weight lifting

    NO LET YER WIFE HANG ONTO YER HUEVVOS WHILE YA BANG HER, YA NEED YER HANDS TO FINGER DA PUZY N DA BUNGAHOWL INSTEAD. BELLEIVE ME. RONNIETSU
  12. testicle weight lifting

    DA REAL ACCHIEVEMENT BE NOT TESTICCALS WEIGHT LIFTIN. DA REAL ACCHIEVEMENT BE TESTICCALS *PULL UPS*. RJ
  13. YO-DA MAN!!! LOOK, ANNAL BREATHIN BE AN OLD TAO BUM JOKE AMMONG WANDERRIN TAO BUM ASCETTICS. IT JUST BE A U-FEMMISM FOR *PASSIN A WIND*. AKA *FARTIN*. YA CAN DO IT WHILE STARRIN AT DA SUN WITH YER HUEVOS EXPOSSED. *DONT* DO IT AT A DININ TABLE, OR YER WIFEY MIGHT *REFFUSE* YA PUZY FOR A FEW DAYS/WEEKS. YO! DA MAN!!!!!! BYE NOW,, YER DEVVOUT, RONNIETSU
  14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAN!!!

    THAT BE *EXACTLY* WHAT ME TOLD HIM TOO!!! GIVE HIM DA PUZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTH-DAY!!! rj
  15. THE ABOLITION OF WORK By Bob Black

    REALY??? I CAN USE *THAT*!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE PRINCESS! RONNIETSU
  16. What is the best martial arts?

    I LIKE MUAY THAI, IF YA VE GOT DA HUEVOS FOR THAT. SURE IF YA WANT TO DO MEDDITATION, YA GOTTA CUMPLEMMENT DA SPORT SIDE WITH DA MEDDITATION SIDE. BUT YA CAN DO THAT WITH JUST ABOUT *ANY* SPORT. JUST MEDDITTATE ON DA MERRIDIANS INVOLVED ET VOILA' YA CAN TURN GOLF INTO MEDDITATION. BUT AS FAR AS DA *REAL* SHIT, YA CAN HARDLY BEAT THAI BOXE. ADD TO THAT SOME JUDO N YA CAN FACE JUST ABOUT ANNYTHANG EXCEPT MINE SALAMI. JUST MY TAKE RJ
  17. What herbs do you take and why?

    HERE BABY RJ
  18. Ron...

    MAN DA CONTENDER GYMNASIOM BE A STUDIO SET UP IN HOLYWOOD FOR FAGS. REAL GYMS BE DA WILD CARD BOXIN CLUB, THEN A COUPLE O GYMS IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES WHERE ONE can get them ases kiked real quick, theN SOME OTTHER GYMS IN EAST LOS ANGELLES WHERE ALL DA MEXICAN MAFFIA GO. DA WILD CARD BOXIN HAS SEEN GUYS LIKE VITTALY KLITCHKO, DA OLD DURAN, TONEY, PLUS DA TRAINER FREDY ROACH HAS TRAINED MICKEY TYSON AS WELL. ITS FULL O RUSIANS. BAD ASS SAMBO WRESTLERS LIKE OLEG TAKTAROV, PLUS MOFOS LIKE THIS : UKHAMMER.COM (DONT MESS WITH THIS ONE) RJ
  19. Ron...

    I DONT WATCH TV NO MORE SO I DONT KNOW. DO THEY TRAIN AT WILD CARD BOXIN GYM?
  20. YO I BE LOOKIN FOR NON SURGICCAL WAYS TO TREAT UMILICCAL HERNIA. I THINK: 1) FASTIN 2) CHI NEI TSANG 3) REVVERSE BREATHIN 4) MICCROCOSMIC WHAT ELSE? ANY HERBOLLIST HERE????????? BYE NOW RONNIETSU
  21. TRADDITIONAL CHINESE MEDDICINE ?

    Clinical Observation on 74 Hernia Cases Treated with Moxibustion Xie Xiaohui, Kou shengyin (Tongchuan college of TCM, Shanxi Province, 727000) The authors differentiated 74 patients with hernia and treated them with moxibustion. The main points selected for moxibustion were dadun (LR 1) and three points in a triangular form. Guanyuan (CV 4) and shenque (CV 8) were added for cold syndrome; Geshu (UB 17) and Sanjiaoshu (UB 22) were added in case of damp-heat, and zusanli (ST 36) and tituo (EX) used if the hernia was appearing and disappearing. The result: 56 cases were cured. The curative rate was 75.7% and the effective rate 97.1%. Key words: HERNIA/acup ther MOXA STICK MOXIBUSTION. http://www.ceimec.com.br/resumos_2.htm
  22. TRADDITIONAL CHINESE MEDDICINE ?

    HEY I DONT WANNA GO SURGERY, FUCK DA MEDDICCAL MAFFIA COKSUKERS!!! HERE'S MINE THERRAPY: 1) MASAGE WITH CASTOR OIL TO OPEN UP DA HOLE SO DA HENRIA DONT GO STRANGULLATED 2) PISS PACK TO REGROW DA TISUES 3) PERRIODIC JUICE FASTIN TO DECREASE DA ABDOMMINAL PRESURE 4) HERE'S WHEREE I NEED YER OPPINION: USE O A HOME MADE BELT TO PRESURE DA HERNIA 24 HRS A DAY BACK INTO DA BODY. I AM JUST USIN SUM SPORTS TAPE N A SMAL RUBER BALL TO PUSH DA THANG BACK INSIDE, WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT IT? NOW, NOW, PERRHAPS THAT AINT AN HERNIA. PERRHAPS IT BE A SECOND SALAMI GROWIN!!! AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!! RJ
  23. CTs: SCARY SHIT

    Chemtrails: A Fortean View A New Look at a Mystery of the Skies Chemtrails: What's Going On? Dateline: Wednesday, November 10, 2004 By: COLIN BENNETT By: Phenomena Contributor The so-called “chemtrails” that are seen almost everywhere in the skies of the world are an incredible phenomenon of our time, if only because like UFO sightings, the broad span of social, political, and intellectual life of major nations largely ignores such things utterly. Even those with imagination (artists, playwrights, novelists, poets) ignore such anomalistic things as UFOs and chemtrails, even though they offer images, symbols, metaphors, intrigue, mysterious technology, and much more besides! This changing of the skies of the world full previously of traditional pantomime clouds to a sky scored by lines of whitish-grey streaks is totally ignored by major news, media, and communication outlets. This is strange again given that the effects are quite spectacular and beautiful when lit by the evening sun. The trails spread out at different rates, they come from different angles, and the aircraft that create them can be seen streaking across the sky, often several at once, and at extremely high speeds. The word “chemtrails” is used here for lack of a better word, but it is unlikely that what we see spreading out across the sky are chemicals of some sort. Such an amount of chemicals would surely have the most immediate and obvious effect on both our minds and environment. We would be please to hear from environmental group who have more specialized knowledge about any kind of chemical/environmental approach. Over the past year, the Combat Diaries team have conducted a special investigation of chemtrails over Britain. With the help of specialists (some ex Royal Air Force), we conducted a 16 hour period of observation by web, telephone, and amateur radio of the skies over America and Central Europe, from first light to last light, taking into account time differences. The results were quite disturbing. It was obvious that simultaneous operation by large numbers of quite visible aircraft were being mounted over continental areas on both sides of the Atlantic. Through contacts, we managed also to get reports on this selected same day from the civilian staff of merchant and cruise ships crossing the Atlantic. They reported that sky trails were visible in whilst sailing in mid Atlantic. Thus we concluded that chemtrails represent a continuous operation of incredible magnitude. The aircraft involved show remarkably similar characteristic and performance, though their profile we have yet to find in any book of aircraft recognition. Roughly, they resemble in shape and size the Boeing 757 (the type that crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11), but carried no markings. This is remarkable in itself, because technically it is illegal. Measured by range theodolite and ex-service hand-held rangefinders, they were doing approximately the same speed at the same height. The speed was steady, quite precisely maintained, being 1200 –1400 mph. This is somewhat high for an outmoded passenger aircraft type, meant for inland short/medium range commuter flights at a top speed of 450 mph! These things are wonders in themselves, but it is the sheer number of these pseudo 757-type aircraft that is beyond belief. On this chosen sample day, our reporters in France, Germany and Holland, Spain, Italy and Israel alone reported at noon the sky trails of no less that 234 almost identical aircraft at between 40-50,00 feet Since this hourly rate continued during the day it represented some 2340 sorties over ten hours. Worldwide, multiplying the quite reasonable factor of 10, we have 23,400 sorties per day by planes of a non-military non-supersonic configuration, travelling at speeds equivalent to the combat speed of F16 or Typhoon Euro-fighter. By comparison, NATO figures for annual full-scale exercises amount to something like 300 (jet supersonic) combat sorties at full stretch for the same time period, involving some no more than 150 aircraft. Again, the absence of reported noise is strange. Even a single Tornado on afterburner over central London would shake the population up considerably. Since our observers at military and civilian airfields reported no such activity by any such aircraft, we have here a modern mystery in our skies visible to all on a clear day. National airspace regulations don’t appear to be a problem at all with any country as far as these infringements are concerned. This vast number of aircraft appear to have no detectable bases, they have no apparent air-refuelling needs, they do not carry drop tanks, and the routes appear to stretch across the sky from all compass points, often crossing one another on a pretty random basis. They appear also to have no detectible manufacturers, support base, or refuelling facilities. And they don’t appear to land or take off! Again, since no air force in the world (not even the United States Air Force) has any supersonic transport aircraft, the presence of many hundreds of supersonic transport aircraft is rather strange! The cost such of such visible operations on a worldwide basis by the approximately the same type of powerful aircraft must be stupendous. The maintenance, fuelling, and repair facilities of such a great number of high-performance aircraft can only be imagined. The training schemes and accommodation of the personnel appear not to exist! Since no such numbers of this aircraft type are on manufacturer’s lists, and the number that have been manufactured are all busy on conventional routes flying conventional passengers and cargo, we have here a true mystery of our time. Where are they from, and what are they doing on their seemingly purposeless routes across the sky? Investigations are continuing. We are trying, by various means to monitor their VHF, but they do not appear to have any measurable frequency signature and neither do they appear to make any physical noise. This again is amazing because the represent a very great number of aircraft that are entering and leaving (an indeed manoeuvring) inside national airspace at will, with no recognition signals, and no visible identification. Since they are supersonic, they are over the visible horizon in seconds (the comparatively lazy motion of a 400-mph 747 Jumbo may be compared to them). Where these many aircraft all break into Mach 1 is another mystery. We have discovered something else that multiplies these astonishments. Using (passive) night scope infrared amplifiers, we found that the operations did not cease after nightfall! This means that roughly speaking we can possibly multiply the scale of operations by a factor of two, bringing us into absurd realms as regards cost, maintenance, and purpose. Our collective “not-seeing” is unusual if only because chemtrails are much more visible and more frequent than UFO visitations. We are forced to consider the idea that levels of conscious acceptance and recognition within a culture have often nothing to do with how much “evidence” is available. All anomalistic structures have this common peculiarity. Somehow, like a bioelectric switch, as a society we turn most anomalies “off” as far as social cognition is concerned. This is a most common effect. The phenomenon may be large or small, fantastic or mundane, it makes no difference. We cannot see the kitchen matchbox in front of us, say, because we are have been diverted into thinking about something else. We don’t have enough RAM to hold all our files open at the same time! From a Fortean point of view, the phenomenon of chemtrails might enable us to construct a new and healthier definition of what we mean by “skepticism.” We might see skepticism not a revealing of mundane truth, so much as an automated control mechanism by means of which maintain a kind of wonder-management rather than differentiate fact from fiction. This was Charles Fort’s original view of the function of skepticism. It puts “doubt” in a new dynamic context rather than it being seen as a depressing semi-automated denial of all that is wondrous and magical in the world. Meantime, we are starting the long, hard road of corresponding with the appropriate civil and military authorities about chemtrails. We can hear both Franz Kafka and Charles Fort laughing from their graves! Colin Bennett was born in Robin Hood’s Sherwood Forest, within arrow-shot of the Sheriff of Nottingham’s castle. He left school after studying science and mathematics, became a professional musician, then a mercenary soldier before winning a scholarship to read English at Balliol College, University of Oxford. After leaving Oxford, he had several plays performed on the professional stage in London including the Royal Court Theatre before retraining as an electronics engineer to cure what he calls “a bad dose of left-liberal decadence.” After his reconstruction, he then ran his own electronics consultancy and printing firm. He has had two novels published, and now lives within a spear-throw of Portobello Road, London, and hopes he has done with reconstructions. He is frequently consulted on security, conspiracies, and computer hacking. He now heads a team who spend all their time running the Combat Diaries web site at http://www.combat-diaries.co.uk He is the author of Looking for Orthon (Paraview Press) a biography of George Adamski. His following book, on the life work, and ideas of Charles Fort, was Politics of the Imagination (Head Press). This won the Anomalist Award for Best Biography, 2002. His third biography is due out in March 2005. This is An American Demonology (Head Press) the story of Captain Edward Ruppelt, who headed Project Blue Book in the early 1950s. This Project was the official United States Air Force investigation into the UFO phenomenon. Both the above books are available on Amazon.
  24. CTs: SCARY SHIT

    COOL VIDEO http://pittsburgh.indymedia.org/news/2003/12/11178.php
  25. TRADDITIONAL CHINESE MEDDICINE ?

    BUT WAIT I DONT GET IT, AINT DA MESH SUPOSED TO MAKE ALL *LESS* PAINFUL?? ANNOTHER O DA MEDDICAL MAFFIA RIPOFFS MAYBBE??? I THOUGHT DA OLD-FASHIONED METTHOD O JUST STITCHES WAS DA PAINFUL ONE. NOW YA TELL ME THAT DA MESH METHOD BE PAINFUL, WTF???? SO WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT DA OLD STICHES METTHOD WHERE THEY JUST SEW YER MUSCLES TOGETHER? AT LEAST, YA THEN DONT HAVE MUCH FORREIGN BODY INTO YER BODY!!! BYE NOW, SO HOW DID IT FEEL DA FIRST TIME YA TOOK *A SHIT* AFTER DA SURGERRY??? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ