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MAN YA GOD DRUNK AGGAIN HUH??? WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER WITH THELERNED *BEFFORE* GETTIN DRUNK, WE CAN GET FDRUNK WHILE WE EXCHANGE INSULTS N PR0N PIX N CHEMTRAIL PICS INSTEAD!!! RJ

YO MITCH I'D GO FOR DA PUSY GUT TO HEAL DA MUSCLES IF THATS OK WITH YA ALLRIGHTIE??? I STARTED DA MASAGE THANG, THEN I CAME UP WITH A TOUGHT, TO USE PISS PACKS N RUB MINE PISS ON IT, NOW SINCE MY SALAMI HAPEN TO BE JUST ABOUT THERE, I WONT HAVE HAVE DA PROBLEM O GOIN TO DA MEDDICINAL CLOSET TO GRAB DA BOTTLE. NOW WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS *GENIAL* IDDEA O MINE? ANYHOW THANKS A 1,000,000 EUROS FOR ALL DA GOOD INFO, BUT ONE LAST QUESTION BE, HOW MUCH TROUBLE WAS DA POST OP RECOVVERY? PAIN? WEAKNESS? COULD YA GO BACK TO WORKIN OUT QUIKLY?? BYE NOW RJ

WAIT I SAID *DEDDICCATTED* WIKKI SITE, THERREBY MEANIN, A SOTE WHOSE MAIN PURPOSE BE DA ESTABLISH-MENT N PRESSERVATION O A WIKKI-LIKE ENTITTY, N BECCAUSE O DA RECCENT *DISCUSION* BETWEEN YA N PIETRO, I THINK NOW ANOTHER SITE WILL BE CREATED BY PIETRO, ME N WHOEVER WANTS TO JOIN, BUT *NOT* IN A SPIRRIT O *CUM-PETTITION* , BUT RATHHER IN A SPIRRIT O *CUM-PLETION*, TO FILL UP WHAT'S REALY MISIN, N ALSO, BECCAUSE O DA SECCURRITY ISIE YA MENTIONNED, LET'S KEEP EM SEPPERRATED, PIETRO N DA *NOTTORIOUS* BEIN *NOTTORIOUSLY* UNSAFE ANYWAY TO DEAL WITH, SO NO BIGGIE. THIS HAVIN SAID, I THINK IT' BE EXTRA SUPPER MEGA COOL IF, GIVEN DA PURPORTED IMPORTANCE O DA WIKKI -LIKE REPPOSITTORY O TAO BUM KNOWLEDGE, N GIVEN THAT WE CLAIM *NO COPYRIGHT* TO WHAT WE WRITE, (SINCE WE JUST *REPPEAT* DA TRUTH, WHICH WE *DID NOT* INVENT BY OURSELVES), THEN WHO-EVER SO WANT CAN *MIROR* DA WIKKI-LIKE THANG N BACK-UP N COPY N DIS-TRIBBUTE, PROVIDED ONE RULE BE RESPECTED, VIZ, DA DA ORRIGINAL CHANGES MUST BE MADE SARTIN ON DA ORRIGINAL WIKKI WHICH WELL CREATE AS A SEPPERATE SITE. THIS RULE BE NOT GIVEN IN A SPIRRIT O AROGANCE OR ANAL-PLATO GRABBIN LIKE SCHLONGER-SWALOWIN LUST, BUT JUST BECCAUSE YA NEED A *PROTTOCOL* TO AVVOID *CHAOS*, IT'S A FORM O *CHANGE CONTROL* SO THAT YA DONT GO CRAZY TRYIN TO FIGGURE OUT WHO CHANGED WHAT N WHEN N HOW. SO I SAY TO YA: DONT WORY ABOUT DA WIKKI NOW, YA BE BUSY ENUFF WITH THIS GREAT WORK O YOURS IN HERE, WELL TAKE CARE O DA WIKKI -LIKE THANG, BUT AT SAME TIME, I HOPE YA'LL HELP IN MIRORIN THANGS SO THAT OUR *COMMON* KNOWLEGDE DONT GET ERRASED ONE MORE TIME. PERRHAPS YA CAN THINK O A WAY TO MIROR THANG AUTO-MAGICALY SO THAT THIS SITE CAN HAVE A READ-ONLY VERSION O DA WIKKI. I ALSO HOPE YA N PIETRO CAN HAVE SOME FURTHERR HEARTHY DISCUSION N RETTURN TO BE IN GOOD TERMS ALLRIGHTIE. TALK TO YA LATTER, BYE NOW, RONNIETSU

BRO SEND ME YER SISTER N SHELL GIVE YA A FUL REPPORT ABOUT DA ENCASIN O MINE SALAMI. LOOK DA THANG BE, THESE USAGES SURELY HAD A PRACTICAL REASON IN CERTAIN ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS. WHEN I CUT MINE HAND IN DA OUTDOORS, WHY I SPIT ON IT N LICK IT TO DISSINFECT IT. I THEN TAKE A PISS ON DA CUT TO FURTHER KILL ALL DA GERMS. HOW-EVER, IF THAT BEIN SO I RETTURN HOME N ANNOUNCE THAT BY DA WILL O Y.H.V.H ALL PEOPLE GOTTA CUT THEM HAND N SPIT ON IT N PISS ON IT, N MAKE IT A RELLIGIOUS DUTY WHERREBY IF YA DONT OBEY YA BE ACURSED, THEN YA BE RIGHT IN CALLIN ME FANNATIC N LOCKIN ME UP IN DA ASYLUM. SO DA PROBELM BE,FAKIN OUT-DATED DAILY PRACTICALLITIES FOR RELLIGIOUS TRUTHS. NOW BEHIND THAT, THERE BE A BLOOD RITTUAL THAT GO BACK TO DA STORY O OSSIRIS, ISSIS N DA LITTLE HORRUS DA EGYPTIOANS. BUT THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND THAT BE FEW N EVIL AT DA EXPENSES O DA MANY N INNOCCENT. LOOK CIRCUMCISION SHOULD *ONLY* BE ALOWED WHEN PEOPLE ABOVE 18 YRS OLD ACCEPT TO DO IT VOLLUNTARRILY. JUST DONT MESS WITH DA KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

LOOK, DA PROBLEM BE THAT YA BE TRIN TO JUGGLE TWO OBEJCTS, MAINLY, VIZ: 1) DAILY SHIT-TALK, LIKE, WHAT TIME I TOOK A SHIT TODDAY, HOW MANY CLUB BELLS I SHOVE UP MY PUSY, ETC, 2) LIGHTNIN-LIKE ILLUMMINNATTIONS SO DA BIGEST PROBBLEM IN DA HISTORY O HT FORRUMS HAS BEEN: THERE'S A LOTTA DAILY SHIT, BUT ALSO A FEW GOOD PEARLS. SO IN DA PAST, ONE WAS RELLYIN ON COK-SUKIN JAMES MC-COK TO STORE ALL DA GOODIES IN DA ARCHIVES FOR POSTERRITY. THEN DA POLESMOKIN ANAL FISTULA SLURPIN DINGLEBERRY ERRASED ALL DA GODIES. BUT EVEN BEFFORE, IT WAS A PAIN IN DA ASS TO RETTRIEVE DA ARCHIVES. IN FACT, JAMES MC-COK BE SUCH A SHITY PROGRAMER THAT LONG BEFFORE DA CRASH O DA HT BOARD HE HAD BIG TIME FUKED UP ALL DA ARCHIVES N YA COULDNT RETTRIEVE *JAKSHIT*. SO THERE YA GO, DA ISSUE BE ANNALOGGOUS TO RETTURNIN DA 10,000 THANGS TO DA SUPPREME TAO. WHAT ONE NEED BE A PROTTOCOL WHERREBY DA WORTHY POSTS BE ENBEDED INTO A COHESIVE WHOLE. SO BECCAUSE IT WONT BE EVER A FINISHED PRODUCT AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP POSTIN VALUABLE SHIT, THEN IT FOLOWS BY ARRISTOTTELIAN LOGIC (THANK YA, THANK YA), THAT DA INSTRUMMENT WHERREBY ONE EMBEDS DA SHIT BE EASSILY CHANGEABLE. THERREFORE IT FOLOWS (BY DA SAME COOL LOGIC, THANK YA AGGAIN), THAT YA: 1) EITHER HAVE A SLAVE WHO BE ALSO INTELIGENT WHO READ ALL O DA GODDAM POSTTS N EMBED DA COOL SHIT INTO DA PRODUCT 2) OR YA HAVE A FEW MOFOS ON DA LOOK-OUT FOR COOL SHIT TO EMBED INTO DA PRODUCT 3) OR EACH AUTHOR O DA COOL SHIT EMBED *THEM* COOL SHIT INTO DA PRODUCT. BUT THEN, HOW SHOULD DA *PRODUCT* BE SHAPPED??? WELL, IF IT BE A WEB PAGE, THEN YA *EIHTER* GIVE EVVERYBODY FTP ACESS TO DA SERVER, SO THEY CAN UPDATE DA PRODYCT, *OR* YA USE A *W*I*K*K*I*. SO THERE YA GO, WE'VE GOT DA FORRUMS, (PLENTY O THEM, MORE TO CUM), BUT WE NEED TO KEEP IN MIND THAT, IN ORDER TO BE APRECIATED BY POSTERRITY, N TO REFFRESH OUR MEMMORIES O DA COOL SHIT WE WROTE, WE NEED ALSO A WIKKI-LIKE ENTITTY WHERE DA COOL SHIT CAN BE ENGRAVVED *FOR EVER*. SO NOW THANKS TO DA CHIKEN SQUABLES, I *HOPE* WELL HAVE A DEDDICATED *WIKKI* SITE, BUT THEN DA POINT BE, *MOFOS* GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT NO MATER HOW COOL THEM SHIT BE IN THEM POST, IF THEY *DONT* ENGRAVE IT SOMEWHERE, IT'LL BE NO LONGER LASTIN THAN A TAOBUMMES'S FART. SO YA SEE, IT ALL PROCCEED FOR DA BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT BE ALL SO COOL!!!!! I WANNA EAT YER SISTER'S PUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW RONNIETSU

MAN DA POINT BE THAT WHEN PEOPLE INTERRACT FOR YEARS, EVEN IF JUST THRU A FORRUM, THEN A PSYCHIC ENTITTY ARRISES WHICH PUT YA IN TOUCH WITH THOSE PEOPLE. YA GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT, IT'S A COMON EXPERIENCE. JUST ABOUT ANY TYPE O STRONG GROUP TEND TO ABUSE NOVICES N RESPECT VETTERANS. WHY SO? BECCAUSE DA VETTERANS HAVE BEEN SUBCONSCIOUSLY PRACTICIN CHI EXCHANGE AMMONG THEM N DA DIFERENCES O THEM CHI HAVE BEEN SOMEWHAT COMBINNED INTO A PSYCHICH CAULDRON. THAT HAPENS IN DA MILITARY, IN JAIL, IN HI SCHOOL, IN A STREET GANG, ETC ETC. N IT HAPENS ALSO IN A FORRUM OVER TIME. NOW IN A FORRUM IT'S MORE DIFICULT TO DO THAT, BUT HERE YA HAVE A FORRUM O CRAZY TAO PRACTITINERS WHO EXPERRIMENT WITH ALL KINDA CRAZY PRACTICES SUCH AS GETTIN INTO FISTFIGHTS N EVVEN SWORD-FIGHTS WITH THEM DREAM-BODIES, THEN THERE YA HAVE DA PSYCCHIC CAULDRON N DA CHI ALCHEMY. SO YA CANOT EXPECT TO CREATE THAT KINDA ALCHEMY IN NO TIME N NO PASSION. FOR EXAMPLE, IF YA HAVENT SEEN DA TAO WARS OVER DA HEALIN TAO FORRUM BACK WHEN DA DRAGON MASTER WIFE DIED, YA HAVE MISSED SOME BIG EXAMPLE O PSYCHIC BLOWS EXCHANGED OVER A WEB FORRUM. LOOK I HAVE ABUSED A LOT O HT MEMBERS, SO IF PIETRO FEELS HARRASSIN TO YA, WELL YA *JUST* DONT KNOW HOW HARRASSIN I CAN BE WHEN I SEE DA FUN N DA POINT IN DOIN IT. BUT FOR YOU I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KIND N GENTLE BECAUSE I THINK YA TEND TO BE A KIND N GENTLE PERSON YERSELF N ALSO TEND TO DA DEPPRESIVE SIDE, SO I DONT SEE ANY USEFULNES IN HARASIN YA OR INSULTIN YA. BUT IF I DID, IT'D BE *JUST* AN EXCHANGE O CHI, JUST A PHASE O DA FUSION O DA ELLEMENTS, DA ONLY WAY TO JUDGE DA WHOLE PROCESS BE, *IF* N ONCE YA GET DA END RESSULT, THEN YALL KNOW THAT ALL WARS WERE ALL INGREDDIENTS FOR DA FINAL PEACE. SO LETS NOT BE AFFRAID O FIGHTIN, AS LONG AS WE DONT GET STUCK IN BELIEVIN THAT WAR N EVEN HATRED BE ULTIMMATE N EVER-LASTIN REALLITIES. BYE NOW RJ

LOOK I AINT *UNHAPY*. REALY, WHAT I THINK BE, STILL DA OLD WIKKI IDEA, WHERE ALL DA GOOD POSTS GOTTA BE INTEGGRATED SOMEHOW INTO SOME THANG YA CAN READ FROM START TO FINNISH LIKE A BOOK, BOTH FOR POSTERRITY N TO REFRESH THEM MOFOS PRACTICE. SO HOPEFULY WE CAN SET UP A WIKKI TYPE O SHIT THAT CAN BE LINKED TO FROM HERE WHERE ONE GOES AS A *REFFERENCE* TO ALL DA DIFERENT TEACHIN N EXPERIENCES ETC. SO NO BIGGIE, ALL BE WELL, PUSY TALKS, PUSY SINGS, PUSY KNOWS. I JUST *LUV* PUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

HEY MITCH THANK YA A 1,000,000 FOR ALL DA GOOD INFO OK? ARE YA SOME KINDA THERAPIST OR DOCTOR OR? CAN YA RELLATE YER EXPERIENCE WITH DA HERNIA SURGERRY. WAS THAT UMBILLICCAL? SEE DA QUESTION IN MINE MIND WHENEREV I GET AN ILMENT BE, WHAT WOULD A TAO MONK LIVIN ALL ALLONE UP DA HIMMALAYA MOUTNAINS DO IF *HE* HAD THIS AILMENT. SO SURE DA SURGERY BE DA QUICK WAY, BUT THERE MUST BE A WAY APROPRIATE TO DA PATIENCE N COOLNESS O DA TAO BUMS. AS FOR DA MASAGE TECHNIQUE, DO YA THINK DA CASTOR OIL BE IMPORTANT OR RATHER IT'S DA MASAGE TECHNIQUE THAT DID DA TRICK??? BYE NOW RJ \ \ I've looked through all 3 CHI NEI TSANG books I have and didn't see any reference to hernias. The only thing I can think of that it would do is release tension around the hernia. When I was born I had a double hernia so I have a tissue weakness in that area. I had a recurrence on one side about 2 years ago, and since I had insurance I decided to go with surgery and sew in a mesh to reinforce the area. I didn’t want to put in all that time to possibly heal the hernia where surgery is almost guaranteed. Surgery along with increasing the strength of the weak tissues is probably the best bet. Another thing you can add is liquid minerals because vitamins don’t work without minerals. The liquid minerals are over 90% absorbable. Mineral pills, if you are lucky, are around 10% absorbable (if my memory is correct). I had a friend use liquid minerals, Vit E, and Vit C when he had his wisdom teeth removed (by the way having wisdom teeth or crooked teeth is a sure sign of simple sugar caused deformity during growth in the womb, see Pottenger and Price www.price-pottenger.org) his gums healed so quickly that when he went back to the dentist they had to cut his gums again just to get the stitches out (that’s about a 50% increase in healing than usual). Don’t expect this type of increase in healing in other parts of the body. The mouth is coursing with blood vessels and heals quickly. Where Fascia has comparatively little and heals slowly. Fascia not only surrounds organs and major muscles but individual muscle fibers also. That's another reason why hernias don’t heal quickly. Both Vit E and C are powerful anti-inflamatories which speed healing. Vit E also makes blood vessels more pliable so that it’s easier for blood to get into the micro capillaries. 2295[/snapback]

YEA A RECCOMMENDATTION, IMAGINE IF FUKIN DUBYA WOULD SAY, OK NOW HERES A RECCOMENDATTION FOR DA SICCILIAN MOBSTER NOT TO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF NO MORE, IT JUST A RECCOMMENDATTION YA KNOW NOTHANG TO WORY ABOUT, NOT THAT YA GO IN JAIL IF YA CHOP SOMEONE HEAD OFF, WE JUST *URGE* YA TO FOLOW DA RECCOMMENDETION. FUCK THAT, JUST LOCK UP DA FANNATICS ONCE FOR ALL GODDAMMIT!!!!

DID YA JUST TAKE DA SALAMI UP YER BUNGAHOLE?????? AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!! BYE NOW RJ

MAN AT THIS POINT I GOTTA SAY IT, THERE WAS INDEED A CUM-FUSION IN THAT, WE *REALY* WERE MEANIN TO BE A FEWOLDFREINDSFROMHT, YA SEE, WE WERE ALL ORIGINALY INTO MASTER CHIA'S TEACHINGS, THEN HT SPLIT INTO UNNIVERSAL-TAO N HTUSA N SHIT, N WE STUCK TO DA HTUSA BECAUSE M.CHIA SITE AINT GOT NO FUKIN FORUM, SO EVVENTUALY JAMES MC-COCK SMOKED COW'S SHIT N WENT NUTS N ERRASES ALL DA ANNALES O HT HISTORY N KIKED *DA NOTTORIOUS* OUT, AT WHICH POINT WE WERE DISCUSSIN HOW TO BE ABLE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH DA FEW OLD MOFOS FROM DA HTBOARD N AT WHICH POINT YA HERROICULY VOLLUNTEERED N OFERED YER BRAINS N YER BUCKS N YER TIME N UNFORTUNATTELY NOT AS YET YER SISTER, TO DA OLD HT FORUM MOFOS. SO THAT'S HOW FAR MY MIND WAS, PIETRO'S POSSITION ABOUT EVERYONE OWNIN THAT SHIT BEIN PIETRO'S OWN POINT O VIEW ON WHICH ONE CAN DEBATE FOR AGES AS FOR HOW PRACTICAL IT BE , HOW-EVER, IT WAS ALL MEANT BOTH IN WORD N IN INTENT TO BE WITTHIN DA CONTINNUATION O DA OLD HT FURUM MOFOS. SO YER LAST STATTEMENT IN ALL HONESTY FEEL LIKE A SURPRISE TO ME AS WELL, BUT HEY NO BIGGIE THIS BE DA LAND O FREEDOM SO I GUES WHAT HAPENS NEXT BE, DA 3-4 MOFOS FROM DA OLD HT FORUM WILL SET UP A SHITY CRAPY FORUM JUST FOR DA FEW OLD DRUNK MOFOS, JUST TO FEEL DA GOOD OLE STINK O HARY PAIN'S HAIRY ASS N DA STENCH O PLATO'S MUSHY ANAL SCHLONGERS N PIETRO'S UNMISTAKABLE GOAT AROMA. JUST A THANG AMMONG US STINKIN PUSY DIGERS, JUST TO KEEP DA FLAME ALLIVE, NO OFENSE MEANT TO NOBODY, JUST AN INTENT THANG. BYE NOW RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM AL-SALAAMI

YEA THANKS FOR DA INFO. HOW-EVER A HERNIA BE NOT EASY GAME, I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE WHAT DA MITCH MATE SAID, THAT IT TOOK THAT MOFO 18 MONTHS TO GET RESSULTS. I HAVE HAD THIS UMBILICCAL HERNIA SINCE BIRTH N SO IT'D BE EVEN MORE DIFICULT TO CLOSE IT SINCE IT AINT RECCENT. BUT DA MAHALINGAM CAN DO IT, TAKES IT WHAT IT MAY. I HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT THERE BE SOME CHINA HERBS TO HELP DA HEALIN, AM GONNA FIND OUT THAT SOON. SO HOWS DA HOOKER SCENNARIO UP THERE IN OAK-LAND????? BYE NOW, N HEY DONT YA GUYS TRY TO PUT MY SALAMI IN CAGE OK????? BYE NOW RJ

WELL HERES DA POLL, READ http://www.thetaobums.com/forum/index.php?sho...2248entry2248 FOR HINT.

MITCH THANK YA SO MUCH, THATS A GOOD AVICE. DO YA KNOW IF CHI NEI TSANG MASSAGE BOOKS BY MASTER CHIA MAKE ANY MENTIONS O HERNIA BY ANY CHANCE? THANKS A 1000 AGGAIN RJ

MY SALAMI WONT FIT IN THERE. 8===========> BYE NOW

I THINK PIETRO AS DA WIKKI ADMIN WOULD BE GREAT. JUST FOR THAT GEEK IN YA, CHECK THIS OUT: http://www.linux-mag.com/2002-12/chroot_01.html ANOTHER WAY BE TO USE A RESTRICTED SHELL (EG ksh -r) RJ

LOOK EVERYBODY, PIETRO HAS BEEN ONE O DA *VERRY FIRST* TAO BUMS BACK ON DA HT FORUM, N HEY I AM TALKIN ABOUT WHAT? 8 YEARS AGGO MAYBE? SO WE CANT AFORD TO LOSE DA MASTER MAHAEJACUCLATOR PIETRO OR ELSE DA TAO BUM SPIRRITUAL COMMUNITY WILL BE SEVERELY DAMAGED. ONE THANG THAT DA SPIRRITUAL TRADDITION TEACHES BE, *RESPECT FOR DA ELDERS*. NOW, THIS BE A INTERNET CUMMUNITY BUT, IF YA *DONT* WALK YER TALK IN HERE, CHANCES BE YA WONT DO IT IN YER LIFE OUT THERE EITHER. NOW I DONT WANT TO ARGUE WITH EITHER PARTY ON WHO'S GOT DA BIGGEST SALAMI (THEM SALAMI'D BE BOTH INSIGNIFFICANT CUMPARED TO *MINE*), BUT HERE'S MY PROPPOSAL. PIETRO WANTS TO ABANDON DA TAO BUM CUMMUNITY? WEEELLL, LET'S PUT PIETRO IN JAIL!!!! NOW NOW, ALL DA TAO GEEKS AMMONG YA KNOW WHAT A UNIX JAIL BE DONT THEY? SO DA PROPPOSAL BE: LET'S MOVE DA TAO WIKKI INTO A UNIX JAIL, N LETS GIVE PIETRO DA ROOT ACCESS TO DA UNIX WIKKI JAIL. NOW THIS CAN BE A COOL PROJECT FOR SEAN IF HE DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT. CHANCES BE THOUGH THAT HIS HOSTIN COMPANY OFFERS SCRIPTS TO DO THAT AUTOMAGICALLY. SO WITH MY SUPPER EXTRA COOL PROPPOSAL, WE CATCH TWO BIRDS WITH A SALAMI, VIZ, 1) PIETRO'S NEED FOR FREEDOM BE SATTISFIED, N 2) SEANZ'S ISSUE FOR SECCURITY BE ALSO SATTISFIED. NOW IF *PIETRO* SAY NO WAY, I SAY: I AM GONNA SET UP A *POLL* N IF WE GET DA MAJORITY ON THIS, YA *MUST DO IT*. NOW IF *SEAN* SAY NO WAY, I SAY: LOOK CHANCES BE THIS *WILL* BREAK DA TAO BUM COMMUNITY. SO GET YER ASS OVER DA POLL N VOTE DA CROTCH SNIFFIN ARM PIT LICKIN PIMPLE SUCKIN GRANDPA FONDLIN SAUSAGE RIDIN FELCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW, RONNIETSU

WHATS DA FUKIN POINT FOR A TAO BUM TO DO *ANY* THANG, REALY??? OK, LOOK EVERYBODY, DA BIGGEST #1 PROBLEM FOR HUMANS TODDAY BE CALLED, "OBLIVION". WHATS OBLIVION: IT BE: FORGETTIN WHAT DA FUCK ONE WAS TO DO. NOW NOW AS YALL BY NOW I HOPE KNOW, DA THUGS UP THERE MAKE THANGS WORSE BY MALICIOUSLY POISONIN DA BODIES N MINDS OF HUMANS VIA CHEMTRAILS N OTHER SHIT. SO THAT MEANS WE GOTTA BE ALL TOO WARY O LOSIN DA THREAD N FORGETTIN WHAT DA FUCK WE WERE TO DO. SO AS FAR AS BEIN A TAO BUM BE CONCERNED, DA # 1 REASON FOR ANY TYPE O PROLLONGED EFORT THAT TAKES ANY LONGER THAN TAKIN A SHIT, BE ONLY ONE: CULTIVVATION. I KNOW THATS HARD TO REMMEMBER. BUT FOR A *REAL* TAO BUM, DA ONLY PURPOSE O EXISTENCE BE : CULTIVVATION. SO ALL THESE TOYS N GAMES N SQUALRRELLS N WHINGERRIN (WHAT A COOL TERM FROM DA LAND O DA SHEEPSHAGERS!! THANKS TO DA AUSSIE TAO BUM OVER THERE FRO REMMINDIN ME ABOUT IT!!!!), WELL ALL THESE STOOPID ACTIONS N EFFORTS N GAMES CAN ONLY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY INSOFFARAS THEY LEAD TO DA ONLY WORTHY EFORT FOR A TAO BUM: CULTIVVATION. SO TO DA TAO BUM MASTER SEAN I SAY: FIRST, SEND ME A BIKINI PIC O YER SISTER, SECOND, DEVVELOPIN DA WEB SITE SHOULD *NOT* DEPPRIVE YA O TIME N ENNERGY FOR *YER* CULTIVVATION WHICH BE DA ONLY THANG THAT ULTIMMATELY WILL MATTER WHEN YA WILL MEET YER FATE. PLUS, TO DA MAESTRO MAHAEJACULLATOR PIETRO I SAY: FIRST, YA NEVER EXPLAINED ME WHAT QUATTERNIONS BE, N UNTIL THEN, YA GOTTA STICK ARROUND N KEEP WORKIN ON DA WIKKI, SECCOND, LOOK DONT TAKE TOO SERIOUSLY WHAT *OTHERS* DO, BECCAUSE EVEN *IF* OTHERS BEHAVED IN PERFECT AGGREEMENT WITH YER IDEALS FOR HUMMANITY, THAT STILL WOULD ACHIEVE *JACKSHIT* AS FAR AS DA ONLY THANG THAT ULTIMMATELY WOULD MATTER TO YA WHEN YA MEET *YER* FATE, VIZ, CULTIVVATION. SO LOOK LETS NOT TAKE THIS SHIT TOO SERIOUSLY TO DA POINT TO BELIEVE THAT A WEB SITE BE WOTHRY MORE THAN A TAO BUM FART (= 2 TAO BUMMESS FARTS). LETS MEDDITATE ON WHAT THAT SONUVABITCH, GURDJEFF SAID, THAT EXISTENCE SIMPLY *SUCKS YA OUT* O YERSELF IN DA SIGGARETTE YA SMOKE OR DA FINE ASS YA STARE AT ON DA STREET. SO LETS NOT LET A FUCKIN WEB SITE SUCK OUT OUR CHI IN SUCH WASTEFUL N USELESS WASTE O SPERM POWER OR PUSY POWER FOR THAT MATER. LOOK DEATH BE FOR REAL, WHEN IT COMES ALL ENNERGY WASTE WILL BE REGRETED. RONNIETSU

I GUESS ITS DA SAME AS A VACCUUM CLEANER. IT ALSO REMINDS ME O MY SALAMI VACCUUM PUMP LINK DELETED (THATS PLATOS WEB SITE). BASCICALLY, WHILE DA DEEP BREATIN BE BASED ON FILLIN DA LOWER ABDOMEN WHILE KEEPIN DA CHEST RELLAXED, REVVERSE BREATHIN BE BASED ON KEEPIN DA ABDOMEN FLAT N EXPANDIN DA DIAGRAGM DOWNWARD TO COMPRESS DA INNER ORGANS. SO IT FOLOWS THAT YA GUYS BE A BUNCHA WINO FELCHERS. IF ONE HAS A FREAKIN HERNIA N THAT MOFO DO REVVERSE BREATH, DA FREAKIN HERNIA FUKIN BLOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY MORE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RJ

THAT SOUND PRETY CHEAP! HOW DID YA FIND DA DOC??? ONE THANG TO WATCH FOR: MAKE SURE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY BE DOIN. I KNOW A CHICK WHO DID DA SAME BUT THEY FUCKED UP WHEN DRILLIN WITHOUT OBSERVIN DA PROTOCOL N DA MERCURY FUMES FUCKED UP HER KIDNEYS N SHE HAD KIDNEY FAILURE N BARELY MADE IT THRU. THEY BE SUPOSED TO SUCK UP DA FUMES WITH A PUMP OR SUMTHANG RJ

YEA TOVVARISH, I BRUSH MINE TEETH WITH BENTONNITE CLAY SALT, YA CAN ADD SEA SALT WATER TO DA CLAY PASTE FOR ADED PUNCH. I AM ALSO INTERRESTED IN REMOVIN DA MERCURY FILLINGS, DA PROBLEMS BE, 1) IT AINT CHEAP, 2) SOME O DA NON MERCURY FILLINGS DONT LAST LONG, 3) SOME O DA NON MERCURY FILLINGS BE ALSO TOXIC. LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES, HOW MUCH IT COST YA ETC OK? I WANNA DO THAT TOO. HOW DO YA FIND A DECENT DENTIST TO DO THAT ETC RJ

MASTER MAHAEJACCULATOR, WHERE *CAZZO* DO YA THINK YA BE GOIN??? LOOK WHY DONT YA SET UP DA WIKKI ON YER OWN WEB SITE AT PIETROSPERONI.IT THAT WE CAN LINK TO FROM IN HERE, SO THAT DA ORRIGINAL IDEA O CRYSTALLIZIN DA COOL SHIT INTO DA TAO WIKKI CAN CONTINUE?? LOOK DONT BE A PERMALLOSO, DA TAO BE BIGGER THAN PHP N WINDOWS, DA REAL PROBLEM BE, YA *DONT KNOW HOW TO SET UP FREEBSD*!!!! AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN A SENSE, THIS BE A NEMESIS. WHO KNOWS WHEN IT STARTED? WHO KNOWS WHAT ME BE TALKIN ABBOUT??? ONCE ONE SPLITS FROM DA SOURCE, DA SPLIT TAKE A LIFE O ITS OWN N PERPETTUATES ITSELF. THATS HOW DA WORLD O 10,000 THANGS BE GENNERATED. BUT TO RETTURN TO DA SOURCE, ONE MUST STOP DA SPLIT. IT'S DA *MATRIX* MENTALITY CREEPIN BACK INTO DA PROGRAMED MINDS. TECHNICALITIES BECOME DA END, DA *TRUE* END BE FORGOTEN. SO LISTEN HERE'S DA DEAL: GET DA WIKKI UP ON YER SITE N SEAN CAN LINK IT FROM HERE SO ONE CAN KEEP ARGUIN ABOUT EJACULATTION VS NON-EJACCULATION . E QUE CAZZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM CAGLIOSTRO

TODDAY, LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN CHEM-SLAUGHTERED. (YESTERDAY TOO). THIS BE AN AWEFUL SICKNESS N CRIME AGGAINST DA TAO. PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AWARE O DA CHEMTRAILS, WELL THEY ARE DEEP ASLEEP. I DONT CARE HOW MUCH THEY THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT PRACTICE N TAOISM N YOGA. IF YA BE NOT AWARE O WHAT'S HAPPENIN IN DA SKIES, I TELL YA, YA BE *DEEP ASLEEP* MYMAN. THIS IS BAD. REAL BAD. NO GOOD CAN COME OUTTA DA CHEMTRAILS IN DA SKY. RJ

THIS BE A TEST, THIS BE ONLY A TEST.

HEY TAOBUMMASTER, I AM HAVIN A GRIEF PUTTIN UP AN ARTICCLE IN DA ARTICCLES FORRUM. I PRE-VEW IT ALLRIGHTIE BUT THEN I SUBMIT IT BUT DA MOFO DONT SHOW UP. WTF???