BaguaKicksAss

I want MPG to do all my photoshop work for me .

Yes. Though I think it`s more because such folks are city dwellers and deal with far to much stress and unhealthy eating. Though with city living there would most definitely be a lack of healthy and healing qi aspect which would be detrimental to health as well. If you lived say on top of a tall tree you would be fine...

More like idiot humans went and put unnatural materials overtop of earth`s natural energy and earth, so some folks find ways to compensate for this with a copper wire on their perineum. The whole calling it shoving a copper wire up your ass comments get pretty old though, and it`s extremely disrespectful. Just because it doesn`t float your boat...

Btw, since I started at least, the mods all agree (or at least majority vote) on any particular issue, then one mod makes the statement or tells the person or whatever.

There's lots of threads about him and what he has done before, on TTBs... I personally would never send him money, ever.

If someone told me it would only take 10 years to master their system, I would wonder what they left out, and how watered down it was....

No. Completely different set of entities. Source: I've worked very extensively with both.

Wut, I can't become enlightened on only 20 mins per day?! I'm out of here... I find that one way to increase your practice (but it doesn't count in the say way) is to teach others what you practice (once you are experienced enough at it to be qualified to teach that is. Some other tricks, throw out the TV, prioritize your life so that your training ranks higher than other things. (no one needs a social life right? )

We are changing a few things around on TTBs, so that conversations will run more smoothly. 1. We are bringing the edit timer back. You will not be able to edit your post after you post it. Just like in real life in person conversation. 2. From now on all threads must stay on topic; no wavering off topic at all whatsoever, or the thread will be split accordingly. 5 times of doing this by the same person, and you will be suspended. 3. All previously banned members will be allowed back for balance, in accordance with the Dao, since these new more strict rules are being brought about. 4. All members from Brisbane, Australia will need to submit photo ID to post about Mo Pai on the forums. 5. We will be deleting the Buddhist sections, as they are not explicitly Taoist. 6. We will be partnering up with Taouncut and Mopai debate forums for our new advertising campaign. 7. Happy April Fools day from Tech .

More like a different part of the sock drawer this time (or getting better at it, one of the two).

Thank you very much to the mods for modding, so I don't have to... . Seriously though, thanks for sticking it out, not an easy job. And the iching section!

I wrote some books (and some people even bought them), so I'm already immortal .

I miss Teknix....

I'm betting on MPG, much more tenacious...

ROFL that was way better than mine!

I think we do, it's called TTBs Facebook page... . Actually they are mostly very well behaved on there, mostly lol.

No, that is what the rattan cane is for, silly.

I think Trunk got a new grey hair upon reading the line about allowing all the banned members back... .

ROFL awesome! Yeah, Sean and I talked about some changes last night... lololololol. Not.

I figured most people would know something was up when they got to #5 which is over the to ridiculous

I'm curious, which path/s do you follow?

OK I put more than a minute of thought into this one.... Step 1. Call up your favorite Deity Step 2. Ask said Deity how you can manage to join your beloved when you cross over Step 3. Ask how to become immortal in the first place, with step 2 as an option still Btw, is it actual immortality, or just long enough to stick around to be with your beloved until they cross over? That sounds much easier (less years). Also is there some reason that you would end up immortal but they would not?

It's a blackthorn cane, you tell me .

Whenever we think someone else is getting free lunch, it is only because we can see one very small part/aspect of their lives, not the full picture.

Hmm many stories about Deities, spirits, and such being in love with humans, so yeah I guess that would not be a problem in your case .