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I loved this ! Reminded me of my time with the 3 boys also my friend's daughter who became a lion for a year (okay, no problem, I would feed her - my legs carefully avoiding the slashing claws ) on the floor in a bowl. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/ Once I was in the supermarket and there was a kid in a dinosaur costume ... I saw him and mimicked fear, got the trolley between me and him ... slowly backed away, turned and ran ! I got to the end of the isle around the corner and furtively peeked back - he LOVED IT ! Then the twin baby boys started growing up and they had a turn ... now in stereo ! I think it is good to let kids experience that now and then, to show them adults aren't the all-powerful god of their world - I would even let them see my weaknesses, or share with them when I got into ' trouble ' off mum. "I did something wrong, I messed up" I would tell them, and they would console me (or give me a stern talking to ) Oh the POWER! One time when we were camping I spent ages getting water, boiling it on the fire, got all the dirty dishes and blackened cooking pots, cutlery and porridge encrusted spoons, did the washing up and had it all laid out on a towel drying in the sun. Just as I was doing the last ones I heard a strange tinkling sound and turned to see little Rumi (dear sweet little Rumi ) standing there .... deliberately pissing over the clean washing up . I wasnt sure what was going to come out or or both at the same time.

So you humans keep eradicating Ants and destroying their colonies. they will reincarnate as and infiltrate the lifeways of humans. they are evident in politics. So you figured in the past that it was okay to wield dominion over nature and systemically hunt and eat the Dodo and mar the Buffalo for her fur. So the Dodo stuck around and made fools of you all but you called those poor children stupid, the Buffalo is born a man who refuses to acknowledge other men, and you call it autism! So Your history tells it one way, when it really happened quite differently... no doubt about it, the so-called reptillians (dont make me laugh) oy. you cannot even comprehend how your science could be lying to you about the dinosaurs. Raptors were so brilliant and beautiful people, and you wiped them out. genocide. you deserve their indignant retribution. END YOUR HARMFUL LIFEWAYS!

You are the Worst. Generation. Ever. !!!!