Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell is this thread all about???? I only read this page, and I'm thoroughly confused. I thought it's about happiness. I suppose I'm gonna have to go through the previous 7 pages, there's no guarantee I'm gonna be happy by the end of it though. A silver ship came down from the sky and a silver man got out. Spoon men. Close Encounters of The Third Kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell is this thread all about???? I only read this page, and I'm thoroughly confused. I thought it's about happiness. I suppose I'm gonna have to go through the previous 7 pages, there's no guarantee I'm gonna be happy by the end of it though. Spoon men. Close Encounters of The Third Kind. You guys are making me laugh, and the school teacher loaned me the Harry Potter book, and I don't have to give it back! Nyah nyah! happiness has no sense of time... thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell is this thread all about???? I only read this page, and I'm thoroughly confused. I thought it's about happiness. I suppose I'm gonna have to go through the previous 7 pages, there's no guarantee I'm gonna be happy by the end of it though. Spoon men. Close Encounters of The Third Kind. That cracked me up!!! I'm still laughing. Yes, it is about happiness. We haven't found it yet. (We've had some good ideas and thoughts on the subject though. A recap will be in order later on down the road.) BTW I offer no guarantees you will be happy even after reading all the posts. (Might cause you a smile or two though.) Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao99 Posted November 27, 2009 (edited) And there, in the corner, in the dusty, moonlit tower ... Marc Bolan's expression of happiness: Life's a Gas Edited January 19, 2010 by Tao99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted November 28, 2009 But it really doesn't matter at all. Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted November 28, 2009 Life's a Gas Incidentally I don't have any gas at the moment, It's leading me to a state I call unhappiness. If Marc Bolan would like to come over and whip up some sushi for me I think I may reach the happiness state again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted November 28, 2009 Incidentally I don't have any gas at the moment, It's leading me to a state I call unhappiness. If Marc Bolan would like to come over and whip up some sushi for me I think I may reach the happiness state again. That would be a really tough trick for him to do unless you can get him to reincarnate pretty soon. Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted November 28, 2009 That would be a really tough trick for him to do unless you can get him to reincarnate pretty soon. Peace & Love! Ya, I know....but it never stopped the Dali Lama now did it, he's always making a wonderfully presented sushi set. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted November 28, 2009 Ya, I know....but it never stopped the Dali Lama now did it, he's always making a wonderfully presented sushi set. Hehehe. I shan't comment further else I get in trouble. Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) The Sage approaches the desk and asks, "Is there someone available to assist me in finding the best definition of the word happiness?" "Yes, there is," replied the receptionist, "one moment please." The receptionist picks up the phone, punches in a couple numbers, speaks with someone, and puts the phone down. "Someone will be here shortly to assist you," says the receptionist. "Please have a seat over there (pointing to a couple of chairs along the wall)." The Sage walks over to the chairs, checks one of them to make sure it is not an illusion, then, being satisfied that it does indeed exist, sits down. Edited December 2, 2009 by Marblehead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tao99 Posted December 2, 2009 "Someone will be here shortly to assist you," says the receptionist. "Please have a seat over there (pointing to a couple of chairs along the wall)." The Sage walks over to the chairs, checks one of them to make sure it is not an illusion, then, being satisfied that it does indeed exist, sits down. "Ah, excellent" I thought, "I shall sit on that chair there." But unfortunately, I was asserting a false positive, a belief in a presence, where there was only absence. And KERPLOP ... I landed unceremoniously on my bottom. "Behold the diabolical power of the Unreal Thought, the illusion!" I shouted to one and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 2, 2009 "Ah, excellent" I thought, "I shall sit on that chair there." But unfortunately, I was asserting a false positive, a belief in a presence, where there was only absence. And KERPLOP ... I landed unceremoniously on my bottom. "Behold the diabolical power of the Unreal Thought, the illusion!" I shouted to one and all. Hehehe. I just knew that someone would do that to me. Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted December 3, 2009 Hehehe. I just knew that someone would do that to me. Peace & Love! An old man shuffled over and sat down on the chair next to the stage. "Young man", he said, "you should quit eatin' dem stinkin' mushrooms; sittin on air, is dat what a public education is worth. When I was your age, I just phantasized about women; take my advice, stick with your ass and get happiness while you can. By da way, you dropped this..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 3, 2009 By da way, you dropped this..." Then, as if by magic, the old man disappeared. The Sage thought, "How strange is that?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 3, 2009 Then, as if by magic, the old man disappeared. The Sage thought, "How strange is that?" He rose from his seat and shouted out loud. "Will people please stop disappearing! I'm here to find happiness and I haven't got time for all this!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 3, 2009 And the Librarian said, "SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 7, 2009 The Sage glanced in his hand and saw that the old man had placed a condom in his hand. The Sage though, "I didn't drop this. I have never possessed one of these much less used one." A few minutes passed and the Sage glanced to his left and saw a young lady walking directly toward him. Totally shocked by her beauty, looking very much like Megan Fox, the Sage quickly placed the condom in his pocket. The lady walked up to the Sage and said, "Hi, my name is Bunny. I am the Research Specialist. I am here to assist you in finding the best definition of 'Happiness'. Please follow me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted December 8, 2009 Bunny?!? my god what a laugh you gave me, apepch', and for no apparent reason! Ah, the splot plickens... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted December 11, 2009 And so, Bunny leading and the Sage following they proceed to the elevator, decend to the lower basement, walk down a dimly-lite hallway, turning left at the end and down another dimly-lit hallway to the last room on the right. The Sage quickly scans the room and notices that the room is filled with dictionaries of all types, shapes and sizes. Bunny walks to a bookshelf in the far corner of the room and grasps one of the volumes and walks toward a bare table with four chair surrounding it. She then invites the Sage to have a seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 11, 2009 Just how many old men has Bunny lured down her dimly lit corridors? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted December 11, 2009 Just how many old men has Bunny lured down her dimly lit corridors? This wouldn't be a 'Happy Bunny' of "I'm not a happy bunny" fame would it? I don't mean to get on topic or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 11, 2009 This wouldn't be a 'Happy Bunny' of "I'm not a happy bunny" fame would it? I don't mean to get on topic or anything. My basic instinct is that it's Bunny Boiler herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
