NeiChuan Posted December 7, 2009 Lol Very nice.. I like the ending. Â Why have I been hearing "Shit the bed" so much? As alotta've things lol WEIRD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarsonZi Posted December 7, 2009 Hahahaha Biff! That is the funniest thing I have read in God knows how long....thank you for giving me such a hearty laugh..... My wife thinks you're nuts (I just HAD to read it to her...the part about the finger in the ass was just to priceless to keep to myself) Thanks again  Love, Carson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seth Ananda Posted December 7, 2009 Rofl! I Love you Biff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moonbar Posted December 7, 2009 Awesome post Biff , I too laughed at the finger in the ass "method" Â Dont think ill share it with the Mrs though ... ah sod it ill see if it gives her a giggle too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldisheavy Posted December 7, 2009 This is pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
everseeking Posted December 8, 2009 HOLY SHIT that was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sykkelpump Posted December 8, 2009 ,good story. Â this isnt a kundalini awakening result from doing KAP is it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
everseeking Posted December 8, 2009 Can't be. Kundalini goes UP the spine. If this 'energy' went UP Biff's spine, he'd have shit for brains. And-notice-he didn't mention full lotus a single time. Although, I think I now understand another phenomenon that someone has been posting about... Â I think he was doing the Microcosmic orbit in reverse--I've read it is good for removing blockages. Case in point, 'blockage' removed. Or was it a pathogenic wind he expelled? Talk about 'releasing the exterior'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted December 8, 2009 ,good story. Â this isnt a kundalini awakening result from doing KAP is it ? Â More like doing KRAP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creation Posted December 8, 2009 Can't be. Kundalini goes UP the spine. If this 'energy' went UP Biff's spine, he'd have shit for brains. And-notice-he didn't mention full lotus a single time. Although, I think I now understand another phenomenon that someone has been posting about... Â I think he was doing the Microcosmic orbit in reverse--I've read it is good for removing blockages. Case in point, 'blockage' removed. Or was it a pathogenic wind he expelled? Talk about 'releasing the exterior'. Â If ever there was a perfect reply, this was surely it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
everseeking Posted December 8, 2009 Glad you enjoyed that :-) Thanks for the compliment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
