Over Forty Only

[Encephalon]

Edited January 8, 2010 by Blasto

[ShaktiMama]

[bindo]

hahaha I love it! And you've only scratched the surface!

 

I like #2 and #7.

Edited January 8, 2010 by bindo

[3bob]

none-the-less one hand is clapping

[Gerard]

Old people mean nothing. You could be 118 yrs old and still have zero understanding about reality. Old souls have a good understanding of things at 6 years of age.

 

About this topic: Life and death are overrated.

[3bob]

*just shot pickle juice out my nose*

 

 

Old people mean nothing. You could be 118 yrs old and still have zero understanding about reality. Old souls have a good understanding of things at 6 years of age.

 

About this topic: Life and death are overrated.

 

"Old people mean nothing..." now that is a bummer and a bad-egg way to start a sentence stinky.

[Aetherous]

Okay, I'm young and I peeked, but in agreement. It's so strange sometimes here that it's almost not funny.

[Sloppy Zhang]

I'm also young, and I peeked... so I'll make a deal with you, in 20 years, when I'm old enough to look, I'll think about not looking a second time.......

 

However, in the meantime..... lol.

[Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that]

Edited January 8, 2010 by Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that

[Bum Grasshopper]

You missed :

 

11. Not having anything to do with Taoism whatsoever.

[Reader]

Newly born here.

 

If anything is beyond your comprehension and you would like to understand then please kindly ask. Please do not assume it is nonsense. Being over 40 years old doesn't necessarily mean losing ability to ask questions.

[Bum Grasshopper]

Newly born here.

 

If anything is beyond your comprehension and you would like to understand then please kindly ask. Please do not assume it is nonsense. Being over 40 years old doesn't necessarily mean losing ability to ask questions.

 

Correct. Age is a state of mind. I will take sage advice from a two year old. Likewise, turning 40 makes you no better.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Bum Grasshopper

[innerspace_cadet]

As for the following:

 

1. Well, if I objectively step in front of a bus, when said bus is traveling at a velocity of 60 mph or faster, then I could "objectively" said to be either a) seriously injured or dead.

 

2. Take your meds.

 

3. Not as overrated as flipping hamburgers at McDonald's until you turn 65. Of course, just search wikipedia for psych advice.

 

4. As I've never encountered a single demon in my fucking life, I must be a pretty half-assed Taoist.

 

5. Nope.

 

6. If this is true, then my sexually repressed Catholic education was on to something.

 

7. It will cramp your style if you are a Viking living in the 9th century.

 

8. Huh?

 

9. See #2 above.

 

10. Please stop drinking the Kool Aid.

 

There is something to be said for not keeping your mind too open so your brains don't fall out.

[Bum Grasshopper]

As for the following:

 

1. Well, if I objectively step in front of a bus, when said bus is traveling at a velocity of 60 mph or faster, then I could "objectively" said to be either a) seriously injured or dead.

 

2. Take your meds.

 

3. Not as overrated as flipping hamburgers at McDonald's until you turn 65. Of course, just search wikipedia for psych advice.

 

4. As I've never encountered a single demon in my fucking life, I must be a pretty half-assed Taoist.

 

5. Nope.

 

6. If this is true, then my sexually repressed Catholic education was on to something.

 

7. It will cramp your style if you are a Viking living in the 9th century.

 

8. Huh?

 

9. See #2 above.

 

10. Please stop drinking the Kool Aid.

 

There is something to be said for not keeping your mind too open so your brains don't fall out.

 

You just don't get the joke

 

Sorry

 

P.S.

 

I get it!

Edited January 8, 2010 by Bum Grasshopper

[ShaktiMama]

Newly born here.

 

If anything is beyond your comprehension and you would like to understand then please kindly ask. Please do not assume it is nonsense. Being over 40 years old doesn't necessarily mean losing ability to ask questions.

 

 

Please don't assume that we don't know what is and what is not nonsense.

 

The more you know...the more you realize that you don't know and the more acute your bullshit detector gets...but the questions one asks and what one seeks to understand are a whole lot different at my age than for someone who is under 40.

 

It's an anatomical fact that the brain does not mature physiologically until about age 25 plus or minus a few years. (Google it. http://bit.ly/6Nodh1 ) That may account for what Blasto(still giggling on that) observes above. And that is not being condescending. It just is what it is. It helps me keep my sense of humor on this board. There are even vast differences between an 18 year old brain and a 25 year old brain.

 

The maturity of one's brain will determine how one processes info. Once you know what to look for it's obvious and it is not always a prudent use of time to engage in discussions because of this lack of physiological maturity.

 

And no, this is not condescending. It just is what it is...like having a certain color of hair or eyes.

[Iyoiyo]

It's good to see the quality of posts improved . . . by creating a new post to pat one's self on the back and to disparage others (and with so much to do with Taoism). How wise is age.

 

It is not your imagination though, to answer the question.

Edited January 8, 2010 by Iyoiyo

[Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that]

Furthering thoughts: !

 

Blasto you are the racialist! Yes, my sentence and expressing is knowing! But the monkeys wrote shakespeare, left in the room a long time, historical and statistical fact is not your basis. Francis Bacon. There is the secret in that word. God knows it, sometimes.

 

Christians, Muslims Buddhists and French people are all the same, it is known this is the case. My beard.

 

Once there was Jesus, he came down from afar.... the crowed pirouetted(educationalistic word)and look at him, they said. THis is your logic!!!

 

dO NOT SUPPLICATE ME!! I will not bend?

 

Peace by peace your argument has been desecrated.

 

No more!

[Encephalon]

As for the following:

 

1. Well, if I objectively step in front of a bus, when said bus is traveling at a velocity of 60 mph or faster, then I could "objectively" said to be either a) seriously injured or dead.

 

2. Take your meds.

 

3. Not as overrated as flipping hamburgers at McDonald's until you turn 65. Of course, just search wikipedia for psych advice.

 

4. As I've never encountered a single demon in my fucking life, I must be a pretty half-assed Taoist.

 

5. Nope.

 

6. If this is true, then my sexually repressed Catholic education was on to something.

 

7. It will cramp your style if you are a Viking living in the 9th century.

 

8. Huh?

 

9. See #2 above.

 

10. Please stop drinking the Kool Aid.

 

There is something to be said for not keeping your mind too open so your brains don't fall out.

 

 

Thanks InnerSpace for helping me laugh my ass off!

[Encephalon]

Old people mean nothing. You could be 118 yrs old and still have zero understanding about reality. Old souls have a good understanding of things at 6 years of age.

 

About this topic: Life and death are overrated.

 

Well, I can certainly understand why you don't charge for your health and meditation advice!

[Mal]

I'm also young, and I peeked... so I'll make a deal with you, in 20 years, when I'm old enough to look, I'll think about not looking a second time.......

 

Well I posted in Witch's women only thread so no way I'm waiting 4 years.

[Pietro]

[Andy_W]

Greetings Fellow Old People -

 

 

 

 

LOL ...please.... not OLD people but older people!

[Apech]

No. 5.

 

God talked to Buddha

 

G: Hi

B: Go away! You don't exist.

G: Don't be like that, I created you after all.

B: No you didn't.

G: Listen mate, do you know who I am?

B: Om.

G: Om? is that yes or no?

B: Its the sound of one hand clapping.

G: *thinks*(this guy's a loony)

B: Hey! I heard that!

G: I worked my butt off creating this world and I didn't do it so some ungrateful sod can be rude when I drop by.

B: Oh yeah! And I didn't sit under this tree for this long just waiting for you to come along.

G: Dick!

B: Moron!

G: Bitch!

B: Time waster!

G: Right! That's it!

B: That's what? What you going to do about it, eh?

G: I'm going to really mess you guys up.

B: How?

G: I'm going to create the internet and put TheTaoBums on it, so you guys do nothing but post on there for the rest of eternity.

B: Shit!

G: Stick that in your dharma matey. Ha, ha, ha. Come on Jesus we're outta here.

[三江源]

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Edited April 12, 2015 by 三江源

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