Masturbation and Carburator repair

[Encephalon]

I'm confused. I dunno if this is related to Taoism or not, but my masturbation is not what it used to be since I put the Holley four-barrel on the old ladie's 383. I think it has to do with the electronic choke conversion kit. I start thinkin' about stuff - ya know - sex and all - and before you know it I'm trying to imagine if I should just cough up the extra for the chrome fuel line or let ride as is. She's sucking down lot's of fuel these days... maybe I should get one of them Smart Cars? Please help.

[joeblast]

check the fuel pressure?

[Tao99]

Definitely, get one of those smart cars - how delightful for your sweet ride to have a personality and conversational skills!

 

And don't worry. There are many car lovers out there -

 

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

 

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

 

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

 

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

 

Edited January 25, 2010 by Tao99

[voidisyinyang]

I woke up after cuddling with a crow on my shoulder in my dream. Too weird. So I'm thinking why was I getting down with a crow? Then I remembered watching Homer Simpson get down with a pig last night and then I remembered thinking highly of Edgar Allen Poe who has the Raven as his most famous poem. Then I remembered all the crows around my house -- two at the feeder this morning. Ah the love of it all.

 

I'm confused. I dunno if this is related to Taoism or not, but my masturbation is not what it used to be since I put the Holley four-barrel on the old ladie's 383. I think it has to do with the electronic choke conversion kit. I start thinkin' about stuff - ya know - sex and all - and before you know it I'm trying to imagine if I should just cough up the extra for the chrome fuel line or let ride as is. She's sucking down lot's of fuel these days... maybe I should get one of them Smart Cars? Please help.

[TheSongsofDistantEarth]

2 barrel, 4 barrel or fuel injected?

[Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that]

I'm confused. I dunno if this is related to Taoism or not, but my masturbation is not what it used to be since I put the Holley four-barrel on the old ladie's 383. I think it has to do with the electronic choke conversion kit. I start thinkin' about stuff - ya know - sex and all - and before you know it I'm trying to imagine if I should just cough up the extra for the chrome fuel line or let ride as is. She's sucking down lot's of fuel these days... maybe I should get one of them Smart Cars? Please help.

 

I suggest you get a copy of 'Zen and the Art of Masturbation Maintenance'.

[Stigweard]

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[Jack Runner]

I'm confused. I dunno if this is related to Taoism or not, but my masturbation is not what it used to be since I put the Holley four-barrel on the old ladie's 383. I think it has to do with the electronic choke conversion kit. I start thinkin' about stuff - ya know - sex and all - and before you know it I'm trying to imagine if I should just cough up the extra for the chrome fuel line or let ride as is. She's sucking down lot's of fuel these days... maybe I should get one of them Smart Cars? Please help.

 

Give Non back his crack rocks.

[TheSongsofDistantEarth]

Bumpin' an oldie but goodie

[Mal]

Check out this one, she's super hot

 

 

Oh Baby !

[Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that]

Check out this one, she's super hot

 

 

Oh Baby !

 

I didn't know toilets were that complex these days. Now I know why mine is always broken.

[Mal]

if your toilet looks like that I want to hear it flush

[Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that]

if your toilet looks like that I want to hear it flush

 

Well, me too Mal, but since I lost the 'central flushing' key fob it's been almost impossible. I think I need a technician to come and attach his laptop to it.

 

I honestly preferred my old Ford Fiesta 1.1 bog to this new fangled Maclaren state 'o the art crapper.