lino

Get ready for NEW EARTH

Recommended Posts

dare I ask, what exactly are you talking about?

When is it coming?

Whre?

Why?

How?

 

Three people cleared stage 8 of evolution.

 

What you are standing on is NEW EARTH.

 

Puerto Rico...Earthquake...no casualties

 

Get Ready for an expansion.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Three people cleared stage 8 of evolution.

 

What you are standing on is NEW EARTH.

 

Puerto Rico...Earthquake...no casualties

 

Get Ready for an expansion.

 

Gee, that's too clear. Could you be a little more obtuse and vague about it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Three people cleared stage 8 of evolution.

 

What you are standing on is NEW EARTH.

 

Puerto Rico...Earthquake...no casualties

 

Get Ready for an expansion.

Sounds tough, I'll take it the stage 7 boss is pretty tough.

 

Awesome! It kinda seems just like old earth, but i liked old earth so its ok, I wont get home sick.

 

5.7 quake no casualties, groovy news, new earth or old earth

 

should I be watching my weight?

 

But seriously, more details, please, this is getting good :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lino said, "get ready for an expansion."

 

Yep

 

Hit the weight room :)

 

Get ready to clear stage 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yep

 

Hit the weight room :)

 

Get ready to clear stage 5

:lol: will do.

 

But come on man, give us a little more. Like Who are these 3? What info do you have on them?

 

Why does getting 3 stage 8 guys mean we advance to stage 5?

 

Did they all advance at once? Do they work together?

 

Can they stop/clear some of that oil spill?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hey Lino,

 

is the NEW EARTH new place we are going to move to( like a new house )becouse of some reason?If so is it far`away and do we have to travel a lot?

 

Im serious now,

what are the stages?How to clear them?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Stage 5 boss:

 

freak.jpg

 

You have to beat him in a bodybuilding competition.

 

Stage 6 boss:

 

adam-richman.jpg

 

You have to eat more food than him.

 

Once you pass level 6, you create an earthquake with each step you take. Then the new earth opens up and the level 7 boss rises from the pits of hell...

 

flo.jpg

 

To defeat her, you must resist buying a progressive auto insurance policy. I've heard it is the most challenging level.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Stage 5 boss:

 

freak.jpg

 

You have to beat him in a bodybuilding competition.

 

Stage 6 boss:

 

adam-richman.jpg

 

You have to eat more food than him.

 

Once you pass level 6, you create an earthquake with each step you take. Then the new earth opens up and the level 7 boss rises from the pits of hell...

 

flo.jpg

 

To defeat her, you must resist buying a progressive auto insurance policy. I've heard it is the most challenging level.

I'm not sure I can beat stage 5 anymore, what the hell is that?! :lol::blink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A NEW EARTH you say to prepare for -

May this one be more flavorful!

Succulent with the juices of decency

coursing thru the veins of all beings...

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

lino, at what stage do the genies come into play?

 

Clearing stage 4

 

every "human" becomes a Jinn at stage 4 because

 

personal freedom = liberation

 

I kind of "SWAGGED" it and it becomes the

personal freedom to follow the heart.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Clearing stage 4

 

every "human" becomes a Jinn at stage 4 because

 

personal freedom = liberation

 

I kind of "SWAGGED" it and it becomes the

personal freedom to follow the heart.

but wait we re now level 5, which means before yesterday I was level 4 jinn?

 

Dont leave us in the dark, give us all you know about this

Edited by That Guy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

but wait we re now level 5, which means before yesterday I was level 4 jinn?

 

Dont leave us in the dark, give us all you know about this

 

The time is A LOT MORE AUSPICIOUS now.

 

Stage 5 is going to the red. It is untitled Buddhahood.

 

Try to skip stage 7, that is NO GOOD. Green Tara, Milarepa, and a lady

down in Chile got stuck in it. It is BAD.

Green Tara got stuck for 2 million years.

Milarepa got stuck for hundreds of years.

The lady got stuck for several months.

The shit is worse than death itself.

 

They couldn't even so much as hug somebody because what was vibrating

out of their body wasn't an aura of light...the light densified as mass.

There are bypasses like making copies from earlier stages but it isn't

satisfying.

 

Stage 7 is skippable.

 

INVADE THE GYM for stage 5. Or go out to the desert and do a lot of walking.

Take a gerber multitool to remove the needles from the cactus. Punch holes in

the cactus branches to receive water and to get tear off green parts. The green

parts have electrolytes. Take a lot of water in bottles just to be prudent.

Edited by lino

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thats good.

 

What can we expect from an untitled buddahood person?

 

I wouldnt dream of skipping any stage, thats cheating.

 

Do we need lots of electrolytes to progress to stage 5 then?

 

You answers seem create more question :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

BTW

 

A Jinn is part of the "human" race and so is an angel.

A Jinn is really an Arhat or above.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

BTW

 

A Jinn is part of the "human" race and so is an angel.

A Jinn is really an Arhat or above.

Whats an Arhat?

 

And any more NEWs on NEW EARTH?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Whats an Arhat?

 

 

In early Buddhist scriptures, the word arahant refers to an enlightened being. A Buddha, in the most common usage, is an arahant who has discovered the path to enlightenment without learning about it from someone else.

 

In the early scriptures and in modern Theravada Buddhism, it means anyone who has reached the total Awakening and attained Nibbana, including the Buddha. Arahant is a person who has destroyed greed, hatred and delusion, the unwholesome roots which underlie all fetters. Who upon decease will not be reborn in any world, having wholly cut off all fetters that bind a person to the samsara. In the Pali Canon, the word is sometimes used as a synonym for tathagata.

 

After attainment of Nibbana, the five aggregates (physical forms, feelings/sensations, perception, mental formations and consciousness) will continue to function, sustained by physical bodily vitality. This attainment is termed the nibbana element with a residue remaining. But once the Arahant pass-away and with the disintegration of the physical body, the five aggregates will cease to function, hence ending all traces of existence in the phenomenal world and thus total release from the misery of samsara. It would then be termed the nibbana element without residue remaining. Parinibbana occurs at the death of an Arahant.

 

These three awakened beings are classified as Arahant:

 

1. Sammasambuddha, usually just called Buddha, who discovers the truth by himself and teaches the path to awakening to others.

2. Paccekabuddha, who discovers the truth by himself but lacks the skill to teach others.

3. Savakabuddha, who receive the truth directly or indirectly from a Sammasambuddha.

 

The exact interpretation and etymology of words such as Arahatto (Pali) and Arhat (Sanskrit) remains disputed. Research gathered together circa 1915 and published in the PTS dictionary interpret the word as meaning "the worthy one" in Theravada tradition. This has been challenged by more recent research, resulting from the etymological comparison of Pali and early Jain Prakrit forms (arihanta and arahanta). The latter challenges the assumption that the root of the word is Pali araha; Richard Gombrich has proposed an etymology of ari + hanta, bringing the root meaning closer to Jina (an epithet commonly used of both the the leaders of the Jain religion and Buddha).

Edited by Dalan sa Kilat

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm quite often an "asshat." Does that count?

 

I think I may have managed to avoid buying the insurance policy, but the realm guard is one scary piece of work :glare: I wonder what Reich would have had her down as.

 

Level 5 Boss is just horrible to look at.

 

Can I have the old Earth back? I mean the one without all the floating plastic shit and such.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites