Machin Shin Posted September 27, 2010 Why can a duck sit next to a turtle but a man can not? If the turtle told the duck a joke would it Quack up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted September 27, 2010 Why can a duck sit next to a turtle but a man can not? If the turtle told the duck a joke would it Quack up? Because man has proven himself to be not trustworthy. I don't know if the duck would Quack up but I sure would if I saw something like that happening. Peace & Love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birch Posted September 27, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Machin Shin Posted September 28, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin A professor at CSU... Now I just miss my childhood friends Ralph the wonder basset hound and Dusty. We would go to CSU to learn about medicine. Ralph really was a wonderful being He has been around for years now in my dreams. He shows up and is a little whiter each time. He was a wonder basset hound because he showed up in a snowstorm during christmas and we always wondered where he came from. And now I wonder where he will go to? Dusty taught me about cancer...he and my friends dad had the same type of cancer. Dusty's was inoperable but my friends father's cancer was cured by radiotherapy. They used a focused microwave beam to zap apart the cancer that was on the brain stem. I wonder if Ralph and Dusty heard the joke that the Turtle told the Duck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
三江源 Posted September 28, 2010 Ducks laughing is a great thing. They find stuff so funny, they just have to stick their heads in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goonis38 Posted September 28, 2010 Ducks laughing is a great thing. They find stuff so funny, they just have to stick their heads in the water. LOL Cat... stick there heads in the water... Mel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Machin Shin Posted October 1, 2010 In a planetary system of n bodies there exist gravitationally stable points called Lagrange points. In two different planetary systems at no time do these Lagrange points align or exist in the same space. With time the topology of the two different Lagrange points can be observed to exhibit global symmetry. If the topology of a Lagrange point is symmetric to another Lagrange point in a different planetary system, then there exists a probability that the topologies can be seen as the same guage state. This makes me wonder about Lagrange points around Saturn and the intrinsic beauty of the rings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Machin Shin Posted October 1, 2010 I love the jungian psychology of this piece. The animus of an elderly person dancing with the shadows of the animals of the forest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Machin Shin Posted October 18, 2010 The Te contained in this teaching was quite impressive. I can recommend sitting at a duck pond to listen to turtles telling ducks jokes as a healthy path to success!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 18, 2010 The Te contained in this teaching was quite impressive. I can recommend sitting at a duck pond to listen to turtles telling ducks jokes as a healthy path to success!!! Oh, I totally agree. I oftentimes sit at the pond and listen to the frogs talking with the fish. (The fish don't talk much though.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted October 19, 2010 Oh, I totally agree. I oftentimes sit at the pond and listen to the frogs talking with the fish. (The fish don't talk much though.) If a woman has to kiss a frog to find her prince then what does a man have to kiss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 19, 2010 If a woman has to kiss a frog to find her prince then what does a man have to kiss? Her ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suninmyeyes Posted October 19, 2010 No its her forhead for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 19, 2010 No its her forhead for sure. Hehehe. Okay. I wasn't sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted October 19, 2010 Her ass? hahahaha No its her forhead for sure. ya, but what does she turn into? Or perhaps I should ask what was she before she turned into the proverbial princess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suninmyeyes Posted October 19, 2010 hahahaha ya, but what does she turn into? Or perhaps I should ask what was she before she turned into the proverbial princess? A tulip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 19, 2010 I thought we were talking about sleeping beauty. (Hehehe. I think this thread has gone off topic. Oh well.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninpo-me-this-ninjutsu-me-that Posted October 20, 2010 A tulip? I like the sound of that.... but to be quite honest a tulip is already so beautiful that I wouldn't wanna change it into anything... and certainly not into an over demanding princess. "where's my tiara? When are you gonna buy me a new rug for my castle? My throne needs a new cushion(matching colors). What have you done for me lately?" I think I'll stick with kissing surfs and admiring the tulips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
