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Aliens be pissed off

 

 

 

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by   'cultural stereotyping '.

 

 

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^ Mouse 'on top of 100 ft pole'  could see his way out .

 

Ties .

 

Do you own a tie ? 

 

How does a man tell how far from happiness he is ?  You lay all your ties out end to end in a straight line .  You stand at one end . The other end is how far away you are from happiness .

 

 

 

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ChatGPT didn't provide me with a recipe for cooking dog even when I asked for a chinese recipe. It stated that cooking dog is controverdial and unethical. However when I asked for a recipe to cook grasshoppers it did, stating that, in its own words, there are delicious grasshopper recipes...

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AI chat bots... No intuition, no intelligence, no insight.  Just regurgitation of formulaic data sets.

It's little more than elaborate copyright infringement software.

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9 minutes ago, silent thunder said:

AI chat bots... No intuition, no intelligence, no insight.  Just regurgitation of formulaic data sets.

It's little more than elaborate copyright infringement software.

 

Better find a way to have a laugh with it...and ponder on our limitations as human-machines...

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27 minutes ago, oak said:

 

Better find a way to have a laugh with it...and ponder on our limitations as human-machines...

You just described my foundational process of late... full agreement.

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On another forum  ; An Indian claims that  all Indians are alike , its ignorant to assume differences , any one that traveled through India would be able to see that .

 

So I posted a collection  of  little images of different Indian types  , about 60 of them  ( as some say India is the MOST diverse ethnic country in the world ) .   His response ;

 

" That picture is incorrect , it has left out many Indians , groups from the north and many groups from the south west ! "

 

Me:   " But how could you tell ? "

 

Him ; " Tell what  ?"

 

Me: "If they all look the same , how can you tell anyone is missing ? "

 

Him :  "   Errrrmmmmmm   .........    

 

:D 

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.....

 

and now, that guy reported me for being 'racist .... AND I got a  mod warning for it !

 

For posting pictures of different ethnic types in India  !

 

Thats one way to 'win' a debate !  

 

:D 

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On 6/15/2024 at 9:35 AM, silent thunder said:

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macho man jesua

 

 

AI generated ?

 

Seems to have trouble designing fingers ... and getting the number of them right .   :D 

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20 hours ago, Taomeow said:

May be an image of text that says 'In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a racoon on crystal meth.'

 

 

 

This poor racoon  (or is that 'crackoon' ? )  had to do pole dancing in a seedy club to be able to buy her crystal meth  .... insidious !

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

 

AI generated ?

 

Seems to have trouble designing fingers ... and getting the number of them right .   :D 

:lol:

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GF  ... she's funny !

 

Cold night , she is lying on 'floor lounge' in front of fire place , with her bum  towards it . I know how hot that can get , and build up quick . But she is just lying there , while I am cooking, so I decide to see how hot her ass is with my laser temperature gun I use for cooking .

 

" Wow !  47 degrees !  What a hot ass ! "

 

" Dont point that at me !  Its a laser !  "

 

" Whats wrong ?"

 

" A laser can burn you ! "

 

" Not as much as having your bum so close to the fire can ."

 

" They can ... they are dangerous ! "

 

" Nah, this is really weak , as long as it doesnt go in your eye ... look ."  I shine it on my palm , up my arm ,  " Nothing ! Cant feel a thing  "

 

Her; " Well, what about  during covid , when you went to enter somewhere and some arse with one of those guns would stop you and zap you in the forehead with it . I would say ' Dont do that to me , its a personal invasion! ' . Didnt you feel like that ? "

 

" Well, yes .  But thats a totally different complaint , did you feel me measuring your bum temperature is an invasion of your person space OR  do you think it will harm your skin ? "

 

Her ;  "  Yes ! "  then  a moment later ......  " Owwww !   My jeans are hot on my bum  !  " 

 

- I should have checked it then , to get the 'oww my arse is on fire' temperature level .

 

- The other amusing thing by fire was 'Stewie' .... Stewie is a 'bit of a case '  , he is sitting there looking at the fire and the metal  burner and holding his palm out to feel the radiant heat from the metal ... and I just know what he is gonna do ....  ( he is over 30, by the way )

 

His hand gets closer and closer , he stops, thinks , tries, stops and then places his palm on the metal ....  then jumps !

 

"Owwww !  Shit !  That thing is hot ! " 

 

Me ;  " Yes Stewie , fire .... hot ...... burnie !  "

 

:D 

 

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