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" Click on all the images with cars ."

 

- but that is one car spread over several images  :rolleyes:

 

" Click all the images with traffic lights ."

 

- wait !  Are those traffic lights way off in the distance at the end of that road with a bus in it  ....  < squint>  I think they are . Did the robot see them ?  Am I supposed to click on that or not  .... hmmmm     <click >   

 

" No , try again ."

 

Okay this time I will not click on it  .... damn,  now it wants to know about cats ! 

 

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5 minutes ago, Nungali said:

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When you are asked to prove that you are not a robot   ........   by a robot .

 

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hahaha, we can live in hope... 

 

I think that service is only available for sociopaths, psychopaths and pathological narcissists,,,

 

If you piss them off enough (sorry, bad joke) :) 

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Man to blind man : " Excuse me sir, did you know that the dog you are patting on the head just pissed on your pants leg ?

" Yes."

" Then why are you patting him ?"

" I want to know which end the head is at so I can kick him in the arse . "

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1 hour ago, Apech said:


Context is everything. :D
 

 

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21 hours ago, Nungali said:

I suppose there are no depictions of risotto either .

 

No, doesn't look like it.  Even when I went to Chinese representations of rice dishes in art.

 

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It’s embarrassing to admit but when I go to funerals I often get an erection …. mourning wood.

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1 hour ago, Apech said:

It’s embarrassing to admit but when I go to funerals I often get an erection …. mourning wood.

 

It´s not so strange to get erections at funerals.  I remember that one time I was asked, along with five other burly-looking men, to be a ball bearer.  

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