What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

[Nungali]

" Click on all the images with cars ."

 

- but that is one car spread over several images 

 

" Click all the images with traffic lights ."

 

- wait !  Are those traffic lights way off in the distance at the end of that road with a bus in it  ....  < squint>  I think they are . Did the robot see them ?  Am I supposed to click on that or not  .... hmmmm     <click >   

 

" No , try again ."

 

Okay this time I will not click on it  .... damn,  now it wants to know about cats ! 

 

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Edited December 2 by Nungali

[Nungali]

5 minutes ago, Nungali said:

 

 

When you are asked to prove that you are not a robot   ........   by a robot .

 

[Apech]

[Thrice Daily]

hahaha, we can live in hope... 

 

I think that service is only available for sociopaths, psychopaths and pathological narcissists,,,

 

If you piss them off enough (sorry, bad joke)  

[Nungali]

Man to blind man : " Excuse me sir, did you know that the dog you are patting on the head just pissed on your pants leg ?

" Yes."

" Then why are you patting him ?"

" I want to know which end the head is at so I can kick him in the arse . "

[Taomeow]

[Taomeow]

[Nungali]

I suppose there are no depictions of risotto either .

[Apech]

22 minutes ago, Nungali said:

I suppose there are no depictions of risotto either .

[Cobie]

1 hour ago, Apech said:

…

Context is everything. 
 

 

Edited Monday at 10:39 PM by Cobie

[Taomeow]

21 hours ago, Nungali said:

I suppose there are no depictions of risotto either .

 

No, doesn't look like it.  Even when I went to Chinese representations of rice dishes in art.

 

  

[liminal_luke]

22 hours ago, Apech said:

 

Where´s the beef?

Where’s the Beef? 40th Anniversary

Edited Tuesday at 06:11 PM by liminal_luke

[Apech]

3 minutes ago, liminal_luke said:

 

Where´s the beef?

[Taomeow]

Where's the shopping bag?

 

[Nungali]

I think we all know what Apech  got for christmas .

[Apech]

It’s embarrassing to admit but when I go to funerals I often get an erection …. mourning wood.

[liminal_luke]

1 hour ago, Apech said:

It’s embarrassing to admit but when I go to funerals I often get an erection …. mourning wood.

 

It´s not so strange to get erections at funerals.  I remember that one time I was asked, along with five other burly-looking men, to be a ball bearer.  

Edited Tuesday at 10:51 PM by liminal_luke

[johndoe2012]

On 8.12.2024 at 5:43 AM, Taomeow said:

 

I don't know, "for fuck sake" sounds like a good Japanese drink 😅

[liminal_luke]

From a meme I just read here, christmas memepool - by el gato malo - bad cattitude

 

Please allow children to believe in santa.

 

You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.

[Nungali]

21 hours ago, Apech said:

It’s embarrassing to admit but when I go to funerals I often get an erection …. mourning wood.

 

Are you one of those guys that 'hits' on the widow ? 

[Nungali]

1 hour ago, liminal_luke said:

From a meme I just read here, christmas memepool - by el gato malo - bad cattitude

 

Please allow children to believe in santa.

 

You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.

 

Peppermint oil .   I believe .

 

I been spraying under my car bonnet with it  - to deter rats .    Five squirts, I had to get my head  out of there  (gets you in the eyes as well ).

 

You dont believe Luke ?   .....   really ?  

 

 

 

[liminal_luke]

1 hour ago, Nungali said:

 

Peppermint oil .   I believe .

 

I been spraying under my car bonnet with it  - to deter rats .    Five squirts, I had to get my head  out of there  (gets you in the eyes as well ).

 

You dont believe Luke ?   

 

 

Actually, I´m a big believer in essential oils.  Here is the one I want in my stocking in case of another bad outbreak of Covid, Antiviral Magic Extra Strength in Sesame Seed Oil – Original Swiss Aromatics.  Put me down as agnostic about santa.

[Nungali]

I dont think putting sesame oil down your stockings will work  ..... sounds a bit messy too .

[Taomeow]