Nungali Posted December 31, 2024 More Grok art ? Did you type in " Grok, what will next year be like ? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted December 31, 2024 The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted January 9 Always worthy of a re-post... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Foote Posted January 11 (edited) On 1/8/2025 at 10:37 PM, silent thunder said: Always worthy of a re-post... "... mit herzen, mit schmerzen, gar nichts!" Edited January 11 by Mark Foote 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Mark Foote said: "... mit herzen, mit schmerzen, gar nichts!" Ich weiß nicht, was soll es bedeuten, daß ich so traurig bin... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 19 80 year old geezer. Was having his annual checkup. Doctor asked him how he was feeling. "Never been better!" he boasted. "Got an 18 year old bride. Now pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" Doctor considered that for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. Never missed a season. One day he went out in a bit of a hurry, grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods. Suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! Raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No, what?" The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear." "Well, that's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 19 I rang up an old girlfriend from the past and said " Do you realize I have been hung up on you all this time ?" " Oh ? " she said , " Then I suppose being hung up on again will not be a surprise to you ..... " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 25 How do you ask for clarification on the identity of an elderly small woman in Switzerland ? Spoiler Little-old-lady-who ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 11 A friend reminiscing while we sit on her verandah : " Once when my daughter was little , about 8 , she stood up on that table there , and totally off her own , looking out at all the nature and the beautiful view out there , did this amazing invocation . She was , 'O Great Mother , I am your child of nature , I have been to the forest and I have been to the great ocean and seen your bounty , I am hungry , feed me .... I have been .... ' and she went on but it was all rhymed as well , I cant do it justice .... its like she was channeling it ! " Me ; " Wow .... and so, what happened after she finished her invocation ?" Friend ; " Well ...... I made her something to eat ." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted March 5 (edited) https://youtu.be/KUPSTQSGb50?si=0WvPHS6kloeJJuQ5 Great SNL skit called "Couplabeers" Edited March 5 by liminal_luke 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted March 12 On 3/5/2025 at 12:11 PM, liminal_luke said: https://youtu.be/KUPSTQSGb50?si=0WvPHS6kloeJJuQ5 Great SNL skit called "Couplabeers" This might work better than the medication prescribed to Milhouse of The Simpsons -- "Repressitol." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted March 16 Over the last weeks I’ve been working hard on a new discussion site. If you want to join simply log into DaoBums and it will take you straight there. Its called BAD GATEWAY … hope you enjoy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 16 Here is a site banner for you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 16 ... serves me right.... thinking I could post an image here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 29 That's to stop them running off and joining the Cat Cult . Cats will lead only 144.000 true believers to paradise . So when you go on your ministry preaching tours , you need to make sure your cats have absolute comfort ( don't wanna piss them off, they might leave you behind ! ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted Sunday at 06:06 PM (edited) sorry, I’ll put something else here soon Edited Sunday at 07:24 PM by doc benway 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted Sunday at 06:33 PM A few years back i posted a political joke on this thread and apech said, he came to this thread for a healthy laugh and not to find more political commentary. That was before any restrions on politics had taken place yet on this site. So, I removed my post because I didn't want to be the one to sour that cat's day. It's up to you as far as I care if you let post remain ornot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted Sunday at 06:45 PM 36 minutes ago, doc benway said: I wonder if the ban on political discussion applies to jokes? I sure hope the ban doesn´t apply to jokes. I think people of all political persuasions can agree that these are times that call for a sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
