chegg Posted February 15, 2014 A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.The vendor responds, "Change must come from within." ROFL ! :) Edited February 15, 2014 by chegg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted February 15, 2014 What about the Zen Master who bought a vacuum cleaner without any attachments? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soaring crane Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) If a Buddhist asks to borrow your computer so s/he can send an email, say, 'ok, but no attachments' Edited February 15, 2014 by soaring crane 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) ... Well, it wasn't this thread. insert animated tumbleweed gif as seen elsewhere ... Edited February 15, 2014 by Captain Mar-Vell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted February 17, 2014 The Greatest Rap Battle Epic ever - Steve Jobs versus Bill Gates (Warning - weird sense of humor required) lol 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreytoWhite Posted February 17, 2014 I think some familiarity with computer technology is required more than an odd sense of humor for that one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisLife Posted February 22, 2014 (edited) * Sorry. Still experimenting with how to post full-sized photos. Pasting a web address from a photo on my Facebook account unfortunately opens my entire Facebook account to everyone. Back to the drawing board. Why is the post I made above so small instead of full-sized like other folks manage to do ? Edited February 22, 2014 by ThisLife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted February 22, 2014 Posting an image from fb doesn't allow access to the rest of your fb: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted February 22, 2014 (edited) ... Loads of things the tao bums say make me laugh, for which I am very grateful. Thank you all. All sorts of things make laugh, though. I laugh a lot. I just had this thought to myself which made me laugh; I'm not an arsehole. Am I? ... Edited February 22, 2014 by Captain Mar-Vell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted February 22, 2014 (edited) ... In fact there were several posts had me almost literally choking with laughter. Life's author doth adore a joke, Though betimes on punchline he doth choke. The Thing is; I'm not choking. I'm laughing! ... Edited February 22, 2014 by Captain Mar-Vell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted February 22, 2014 ... I'm not an arsehole. Am I? ... No, you are not. You enjoy living and are able to find things in life that cause a smile or laughter. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted February 23, 2014 My little nephew (6) told me this one tonight - What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! I laughed at that... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted February 24, 2014 ... ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted February 24, 2014 There's a lot of Chi energy going on there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infinity Posted February 25, 2014 Laughing without reason, enjoy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted February 25, 2014 Yes, laughing is contageous. I think it might have something to do with our being happy to see others happy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suninmyeyes Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Promptly , we had similar laughing expirience in local supermarket . So there was a meowing sound , like a small cat wanting something . I thought :oh they got a new cat ! Yey ! And imeddaitley proceeded looking for her/him following the sound ... ...but to my dissapointmet and astonishment constant meowing was coming from this regular looking guy (!). So he kept on meowing and after about 2 min I just couldnt believe it . Than other costumers stated to wonder aloud if the cat was in the shop and everyone turning and looking for a cat . Even a kid started to wine that she wants to see the cat . When the "cat guy "left" it become clear that it was him . So everyone burst out laughing . Shopkeeper says that he always meows . Edited February 27, 2014 by suninmyeyes 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisLife Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Edited March 1, 2014 by ThisLife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 1, 2014 That reminds me of me. Little wonder I can't hear well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
