Apech Posted October 13, 2017 What do you call twelve particles....? Dozen't matter..... 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted October 13, 2017 Did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a dental procedure? He was trying to transcend dental medication. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted October 13, 2017 one monk leans over and whispers to another monk 'are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) The Buddhist householder could not make much progress in his meditative practice while his kids were growing up. There was always so much to do. But eventually they grew and went off to college; only then did he experience true empty nest. Edited October 13, 2017 by liminal_luke 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted October 13, 2017 I kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. The soldier who survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed is now a seasoned veteran. Atheism is a non-prophet movement. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ljazztrumpet Posted October 20, 2017 On 10/13/2017 at 4:23 PM, C T said: I kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. The soldier who survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed is now a seasoned veteran. Atheism is a non-prophet movement. Oh no..is this level of corniness actually allowed on this forum? Well.....I may use the last one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudHands Posted October 21, 2017 On 06/10/2017 at 4:31 PM, sagebrush said: dog god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted October 21, 2017 I don't think I've ever laughed this hard over something this idiotic. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted October 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Taomeow said: I don't think I've ever laughed this hard over something this idiotic. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LAOLONG Posted October 21, 2017 https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-budget/u-s-fiscal-year-deficit-widens-to-666-billion-idUSKBN1CP2FS 666 ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redcairo Posted October 22, 2017 This is a really old one and it wasn't intended to be funny but I always thought it was. If you don't have 10 minutes to meditate daily, you had best make it 20. . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted October 22, 2017 And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came in fifth and won a toaster. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LAOLONG Posted October 22, 2017 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/22/elysee-puddle-macrons-dog-nemo-filmed-urinating-in-presidents-office 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 23, 2017 Some people have way too much idle time on their hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
9th Posted October 27, 2017 takin it back to the classics.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted October 27, 2017 Those are for people who don't have a life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
9th Posted October 30, 2017 On 10/27/2017 at 0:56 PM, Marblehead said: Those are for people who don't have a life. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
