Marblehead Posted March 18, 2018 Well, at least the guy tried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blue eyed snake Posted March 18, 2018 please don't disturb 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
七星門 Posted March 19, 2018 Can't insert it, but worth a click. https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/aXwoWdc 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 23, 2018 Hey Kar3n! Did you notice that he is a she? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kar3n Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Marblehead said: Hey Kar3n! Did you notice that he is a she? I did, but it made me laugh, so I posted it anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted March 24, 2018 Mrs. Esposito comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama Moral: Never Bulla Shita you Mama 5 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 27, 2018 I can't recall ever having said anything like that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windwalker Posted March 27, 2018 posted on another thread. Quote Once in a while I let my wife drag me to seattle for a day of wandering the small shops and Pikes Place market.. And when we do I like to have a bit of fun trolling liberals. Me and my wife will go into one of the small shops that has a "No Guns Allowed" sign.. I will pick out a few hundred dollars in stuff and head up to the cash register.. When the clerk is ringing me up the wife will wander out and then come back in and Say "Hey Honey, Are you carrying today?" I will ask her why she wants to know and she will point out the policy. Of course at that time I will apologize to the clerk and say that I did not see the sign and and head on out the door leaving all the stuff I picked out on the counter. 99.9% of the time they will trip all over themselves trying to say it is OK and trying to still make the sale. As I walk out the door. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 27, 2018 43 minutes ago, Kar3n said: That's not nice... Good thing we aren't required to be nice all the time. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redcairo Posted March 27, 2018 This made me laugh out loud for some twisted reason RC 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) Edited March 27, 2018 by phil 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) This is in English ... Wait for it: (The work of the future) Alternate ending: Edited March 30, 2018 by Starjumper 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 31, 2018 new social problem .... people using mobiles keep running into blind peoples guide dogs .... its true ! https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/inner-west/guide-dogs-australia-wants-mobile-phone-users-to-pay-more-attention-while-walking/news-story/3df15390563cf1863c19cd7f7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted April 1, 2018 I'd be wholly unfit to fulfill the duties, I'd be a naughty guiding hand... I just know it. Guiding them into piles of dog shit... into puddles... into lamp posts. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 4, 2018 On 02/04/2018 at 12:15 AM, silent thunder said: I'd be wholly unfit to fulfill the duties, I'd be a naughty guiding hand... I just know it. Guiding them into piles of dog shit... into puddles... into lamp posts. cant find it now but a story about a guide dog ... we will call him 'Woftam' * . Woftam kept getting new 'owners' ... after he led the previous ones to disaster ! Leading them in front of cars, running off, falling asleep and missing train stops, even 'getting lost' . would just assign him to a new victim ... blind person. Those responsible said : " We would not tell the owners about the dog's past history ... it might make them nervous, and that would make the dog nervous ... and we dont want a nervous guide dog out there . " WTF ! ? * Waftam ; Waste Of Fuckin' Time And Money 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted April 4, 2018 The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 4, 2018 Here is what you say to a flat earther : ' Earth be so flat 'cause yo mamma be sittin on it . " besides ... 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted April 4, 2018 https://pics.me.me/if-flat-earth-wore-pants-would-it-wear-them-like-25353436.png Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
