thelerner Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) This was pretty funny mrpasserby Posted February 2 (edited) This poem (of sorts) is in honor of me changing my status from junior to Dao Bum on my profile. Your a doabum: If you are sitting on the pot but your really just posting a lot. Your a doabum If you posted a great theme but nobody knows what you really mean. Your a doabum If your walking out the door then you pause to post one more. Your a doabum If you left your body behind and you are posting using only your mind. Your a doabum If your holding onto your chair posting from a keyboard in the air. Your a doabum If you transcended onto a new plane while your still posting your last refrain. Edited February 24, 2019 by thelerner 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 4, 2019 A British ship was floundering off the coast of Germany, they get on the radio . " Hello, hello, is anyone out there ! " " Hello, yes, this is the German Coast Guard ... what can we do for you ?" " Oh, thank God ... we are sinking ... we are sinking ! " " I see .... and what are you sinking about ?" 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted March 8, 2019 my son and I at the museum. walking by an oil painting of adam and eve at the apple tree... with the serpent. my son: Dad? me: yea? my son: why do they always paint adam and eve with belly buttons? what were they supposed to be attached to? me: i love you. 7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) Edited March 9, 2019 by liminal_luke 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted April 18, 2019 "Don't forget, this is an Arabic page, so scroll button is on the left" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, silent thunder said: Makes perfect sense. The function of the Dao is reversion. In this case it only took 4,000 years. Edited April 24, 2019 by manitou 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) . Edited February 2, 2022 by silent thunder 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 22, 2019 Nungali's proper grammar; Did you know that a sink is only called a sink while you are using it ? After you stop using it, it becomes a sunk . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 25, 2019 Saw one of the best political bumper stickers ever yesterday driving home in traffic. GIANT METEOR STRIKE 2020 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) . Edited February 2, 2022 by silent thunder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted June 11, 2019 Son: Dad, do you know how to make holy water? Me: how... Son: Boil the hell out of it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted June 12, 2019 on this date in 1845 Andrew Jackson’s African Grey parrot was removed from his funeral at The Hermitage, Tennessee, for swearing so loud and long it disturbed the attendees. http://www.presidentialpetmuseum.com/pets/andrew-jacksons-pet-parrot/ 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted June 12, 2019 I'm watching an old episode of Downton Abbey, and I burst out in laughter as soon as I heard some squire say to another squire of some sort: "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it". I laugh because of all the money I've spent on books and seminars where everyone's moving their arms around in the air. Just to get to pretty much the exact same mindset. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. LOL, they taught us that expression in the 3rd grade. Why didn't I just listen? 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
