manitou Posted July 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Taomeow said: Just in case you need it someday Gesture #1 doesn't quite get it right..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted July 26, 2020 55 minutes ago, manitou said: Gesture #1 doesn't quite get it right..... Depends on who you know 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted July 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Taomeow said: Just in case you need it someday Ah, a sign language joke Do you know this one ; A guy asks his deaf friend if he thinks God exists or not . The friend makes a sign by making a ring with his forefinger and thumb and places it around his nose and then moves forward and backward . The guy ; " Sorry, I am not familiar with that signing ." So the deaf guy gets a pen and paper and writes ' Fuck knows ' on it . - I saw Ricky Gervais (ugh! ) doing similar on 'Extras' . An interviewer is asking his confused female friend 'What is he like ?' . He is behind the interviewer signalling the same sign , with forefinger and thumb in a circle , in the air to her, signing ' OK / good ' and nodding and looking eager . She sees it gets confused and says " A wanker ' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Taomeow said: Depends on who you know most likely in west virginia Edited July 27, 2020 by manitou 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted July 27, 2020 12 hours ago, Taomeow said: Just in case you need it someday I’ve actually done this when a bigass bull shark was approaching my brother on a wreck in North Carolina.! 🤣 It was not quite as funny at the time! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted July 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, steve said: I’ve actually done this when a bigass bull shark was approaching my brother on a wreck in North Carolina.! 🤣 It was not quite as funny at the time! I can imagine! Reminded me of another story -- I used to hang out with a Native American guy who was an aerospace engineer (and talented inventor) turned back to his roots to become a shaman, and he told me how he decided to pursue his own tradition (which he grew up away from) when he discovered that animals seem to acknowledge him in a special way. Pigeons would land on him, cats and dogs followed him and the like. So one day he was kayaking on the ocean and a dolphin approached and started circling the kayak, coming so close that my friend was able to lovingly stroke his back. He later proudly told the story to an audience he was lecturing about his own experience of re-discovering shamanism, and mentioned that the dolphin's skin felt like rough sandpaper. At which point the audience gasped... "Sandpaper?! It wasn't a dolphin! You petted a shark!!" 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Grey Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) my dogs and cats were all resting peacefully in various parts of my flat when I went to use the bathroom before taking a nap. Coming out, i saw that i was vetoed out by the democratic principle as all five of them took over my bed and were so adorable cuddling together that i decided to sleep on the floor instead after stealing a pillow from them. Edited July 27, 2020 by Earl Grey 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted July 27, 2020 16 hours ago, Earl Grey said: my dogs and cats were all resting peacefully in various parts of my flat when I went to use the bathroom before taking a nap. Coming out, i saw that i was vetoed out by the democratic principle as all five of them took over my bed and were so adorable cuddling together that i decided to sleep on the floor instead after stealing a pillow from them. I don't think you should have stolen their pillow. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moment Posted July 28, 2020 22 hours ago, zerostao said: The situation is way more complex than that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted July 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, moment said: The situation is way more complex than that. It absolutely is. Wasn't meant as political satire. Trying to maintain a small amount of humor in troubling times. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Grey Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, moment said: The situation is way more complex than that. It's also missing the people taking selfies and saying that they were there representing or making up for centuries of racism by taking a selfie with non-whites. A selfie will make a difference...in your social media status updates. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted July 29, 2020 Hey guys - this is the thread where I come to laugh, please take the political crap somewhere else. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Grey Posted July 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Apech said: Hey guys - this is the thread where I come to laugh, please take the political crap somewhere else. That was a joke in my post—a political crap joke. 💩 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted July 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Apech said: Hey guys - this is the thread where I come to laugh, please take the political crap somewhere else. You're right, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moment Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) On 7/29/2020 at 10:17 AM, Apech said: Hey guys - this is the thread where I come to laugh, please take the political crap somewhere else. I felt that you were being too brusque, toward several of us, with this comment. I thought you were still a mod and I don't take well to what I perceive as tactless, bullying, disrespectful speech by authority. I did not know about the trunk/mod thing at the time. If I had, I would have been more tolerant. My apologies. I will take down my cat chewing cactus thing now. Edited July 31, 2020 by moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, moment said: I felt that you were being too brusque, toward several of us, with this comment. I thought you were still a mod and I don't take well to what I perceive as tactless, bullying, disrespectful speech by authority. I did not know about the trunk/mod thing at the time. If I had, I would have been more tolerant. My apologies. I will take down my cat chewing cactus thing now. Do what you want - it's a free world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moment Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Apech said: Do what you want - it's a free world. No! It's not! I hope you get rid of that cloud some day. Edited July 31, 2020 by moment 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 1, 2020 I think its time for some owls ; 6 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) 'HOMEMADE PRODUCT' means employees forced to live at factory . Edited August 1, 2020 by Nungali 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 2, 2020 Where do Vikings keep their babies ? Spoiler In the Norsery . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
