Nungali Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, natural said: I am going to have my eyes examined! Some people deliberately make them ... dont know why Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted January 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Nungali said: No I dont . I have been knitting and distributing these through UNESCO Giraffe scarf . Do these provide sufficient thermoisolation for coffee to remain hot all the way down? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 6, 2021 12 hours ago, Taomeow said: Do these provide sufficient thermoisolation for coffee to remain hot all the way down? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 8, 2021 Fuck cutting up all this arse-hole cauliflower into all its bastard little turd bits ! ..... it's given me Fleurette's Syndrome . 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted January 8, 2021 Before time was invented .... 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 10, 2021 I gotta get me one of them telescopic electron microscopes ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted January 13, 2021 This made me laugh cry appreciate the fact that there's still a place on earth -- Scotland -- trying to wiggle its way out of becoming what it is asked to become -- California minus the sun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 14, 2021 A friend told me she thought the impeachment process should involve pelting Trump with rotten peaches . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted February 1, 2021 On 1/14/2021 at 4:26 PM, Nungali said: A friend told me she thought the impeachment process should involve pelting Trump with rotten peaches . Ah some said he already had a round of pears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted February 3, 2021 Hmmm I wonder where he is ..... 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted February 6, 2021 I thought that was going to be the other way around ; 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadao Posted February 6, 2021 (edited) Mostly certain meme pages on reddit(first link), as well as the dad jokes sub(second link). Edited February 6, 2021 by Knowthing grammar 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorro Dantes Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) telling somebody they're ruining the neighborhood...whilst their cheeks are peeking atcha...crack jokes lol Obsession... crack... don't even get me started on crack obsession I'm an addict...preferably female... "What's the best way to get Mitch McConnell to work with you in the senate?" "Sprinkle some crack on him." let's see...getting your dad laid and telling everybody you got two moms... and most recently...being accused of an extramarital affair... with sasquatch. getting caught shaving bigfoots ass in the backseat of your car, because you're addicted to crack... Edited February 8, 2021 by Zorro Dantes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) What´s the favorite punctuation mark of medical patients who´ve had part of their intestines removed? the semicolon What´s the favorite punctuation mark of affluent suburban adolescents? braces What´s the favorite punctuation mark of morally compromised foodies? the dash What´s the favorite punctuation mark of urban gangsters? bullet point What´s the favorite punctuation mark of mysoginistic comedians? (stopping while I´m ahead) Edited February 10, 2021 by liminal_luke 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted February 11, 2021 22 hours ago, liminal_luke said: What´s the favorite punctuation mark of medical patients who´ve had part of their intestines removed? the semicolon What´s the favorite punctuation mark of affluent suburban adolescents? braces What´s the favorite punctuation mark of morally compromised foodies? the dash What´s the favorite punctuation mark of urban gangsters? bullet point What´s the favorite punctuation mark of mysoginistic comedians? (stopping while I´m ahead) . , lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) 44 minutes ago, manitou said: . , lol That´s exactly the punctuation mark I had in mind, Manitou. As a guy with limited knowledge of such things, I thought it prudent before spelling it out to come to a full stop. Edited February 11, 2021 by liminal_luke 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted February 11, 2021 47 minutes ago, liminal_luke said: That´s exactly the punctuation mark I had in mind, Manitou. As a guy with limited knowledge of such things, I thought it prudent before spelling it out to come to a full stop. Believe me. That's all you need to know. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wu Ming Jen Posted February 11, 2021 A 10 year old girl told me this joke today. we trade jokes often. made me laugh A little girl had a cat that died. She pleaded with her mom that she wanted another one. The mom said to her "what in the world are you going to do with two dead cats?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadao Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Wu Ming Jen said: A 10 year old girl told me this joke today. we trade jokes often. made me laugh A little girl had a cat that died. She pleaded with her mom that she wanted another one. The mom said to her "what in the world are you going to do with two dead cats?" Should've asked to Schrödinger for a cat. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) Since we're on the subject of cats once again, has everyone, by now, seen the cat who practices law in Texas? In case you haven't... Edited February 11, 2021 by Taomeow 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
