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1 hour ago, silent thunder said:

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And when you show something like this in a taiji sparring video, there's no end to yelling that it's all staged and fake.

 

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On 26/04/2021 at 5:21 AM, silent thunder said:

 

 

 

I dont get it ... why is everyone laughing  ... whats going on , I am not usually this slow  at 'getting stuff'

 

....  wait  !  did that cats paw just move   .....

 

Ohhhh ... is a gif 

 

God damn slow loading 3G low internet speeds here  .

 

 

 

 wait  .... wait ... watch ....

 

nope ... it stalled .

......

 

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Men who got caught masturbating at McDonalds ;

 

 

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ANOTHER reason not to go .

 

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I was looking for   A photo to post in response to the someone's question what happened to Drew ?

 

I thought, as i do, if you can think it , you can find it on the internet  ... surely there is one ?

 

... looked it up , there is whole page of them  !   

 

-  Ewwwwwww .

 

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At friends place -  her young son .

 

' This new sex stuff is so confusing  "

 

Mom ; " What do you mean ?"

 

" Glenn   has Jane as his girl friend but now she ' sexually identifies ' as a boy , so they are saying they are in a same sex relationship. But he doesnt want that so he is going to identify as a girl so they can stay  heterosexual   . "

 

Me and mom ;    :huh:

 

Son , "   I am going to tell everyone that I now sexually identify as a helicopter    . "

 

  :D 

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the dog on the left

 

 

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" What the hell are you doing now ?  Is this going to hurt ?

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My friends cat ate a ball of wool .

 

So they took her to the vet .

 

Diagnosis   ; 

 

 

 

' Looks like she is going to have mittens '

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On 4/26/2021 at 1:51 PM, Nungali said:

Men who got caught masturbating at McDonalds ;

 

 

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ANOTHER reason not to go .

 

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I was looking for   A photo to post in response to the someone's question what happened to Drew ?

 

I thought, as i do, if you can think it , you can find it on the internet  ... surely there is one ?

 

... looked it up , there is whole page of them  !   

 

-  Ewwwwwww .

 

 

 

I don't see what the problem is.  They all seem fairly healthy.

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and all seem to have something in common ....    a 'certain look' about them  ....

 

 

... like they should all be wearing the same t shirt , or something

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 5/9/2021 at 9:01 PM, Taomeow said:

May be an image of cat and text that says 'When you wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and your cat has to fulfill his obligation to watch you pee'

 

 

My observers are two dogs.  It actually makes it a little harder to go....

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1 hour ago, manitou said:

 

 

My observers are two dogs.  It actually makes it a little harder to go....

 

I don't know if I would be able to go at all in front of a dog.  Let alone two dogs.

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Taomeow said:

 

I don't know if I would be able to go at all in front of a dog.  Let alone two dogs.

 

 

That's called a dog gone moment ; )

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These guys watch me in the out house  ( it has big open windows to the forest )

 

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( Butcher Bird )  .... just in case  ... ya know, maybe I will start digging in there and uncover a worm     :)

 

They follow me around a LOT  , especially when operating machinery - fearless , I have  actually had to stop slashing .... a small bird on the ground  Vs. a  Massey Ferguson  154 with a steel blade slasher going at 16,000 p/m  6 inches away from its head ... busy catching escaping bugs  ... nope , not moving, not finished yet  .

 

yesterday I was cleaning out my woodworking shed, making new shelves, stacking timber , lifted a piece up  off a damp patch and a HUGE funnel web nest  YIKES, where is it ?  Then a butcher bird flew in, stuck, and flew off ... in an instant ,  I didnt even see the spider .

Good boy  !  They got sausage  rewards later .

 

... I suppose I better tell a joke while I am here .

 

 

 

  a man takes his pet spider out for a night of drinking ; they start with beer and the spider keeps up - 1 for 1 . Then they go on to mixed drinks . The spider slows down a bit but still, manages to keep up . Then they go on'  to straight spirits ; rum, whisky, gin ... the spider is not looking well at all. Suddenly it falls off the bar stool and hits the ground - dead .   By now, its closing time so the man staaarts to leave  but the bartender stops him ;  ' Oi  ... ya cant just go home and leave that lyin'  there . "

 

and the man responds  .....

 

 

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Thats not a lion , its a  spider .

 

 

 

 

 

 

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" This morning the wife said,  ' What are you going to do today ?'

I said,   'Nothing' .

She said,     ' You did that yesterday .' 

I said  ' I ain't finished yet . '  "

 

 

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Doing nothing is an incredible process and way to get things done efficiently .  Say, I have a 'chore' or a stage of work I am up to .  If I should be doing it  ( and that 'should'  could be for a variety of reasons ) , or have a schedule it can often not go well, I make mistakes and generally piss about inefficiently , or worse, bemoan how long it will take and what a hassle it will be  and .....

 

but if instead, I simply do  nothing , that is, not do it  and wait ,  then I will eventually be inspired, go to it with gusto, it flows, I enjoy it and , lo and behold, it seems to be done in no time at all .

 

Not doing nothing can waste more time than doing nothing , sometimes .

 

 

 

 

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