manitou Posted May 17, 2021 On 5/13/2021 at 2:55 PM, Nungali said: Thats not a lion , its a spider . I wish there was an icon for a groan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted June 8, 2021 What does a Bogan girl use for protection during sex ? a bus shelter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natural Posted June 22, 2021 A German Shepherd an Akita and a cat all died in quick succession. Arriving in heaven they approached God Whom from her throne asked each of them each in turn "What do you believe?" To which the German Shepard replied I believe in loyalty to my master. Fine came Gods reply, you may sit on my right side. Next came the Akita who replied I believe in protecting my family. To which God replied very good! please take a seat on my left side. Finally it was the cats turn, her reply was short and to the point, "I believe you are in my seat." 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
senseless virtue Posted June 26, 2021 The unmistakable sign that you have accomplished Dao through semen retention and Mantak Chia's sexual alchemy. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Grey Posted June 26, 2021 29 minutes ago, virtue said: The unmistakable sign that you have accomplished Dao through semen retention and Mantak Chia's sexual alchemy. Hide contents I see Xi Jinping above Yin and Yang. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted June 27, 2021 Maybe if I just keep quiet she will go away . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted June 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Nungali said: Maybe if I just keep quiet she will go away . KNOCK KNOCK ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted June 28, 2021 11 hours ago, manitou said: KNOCK KNOCK ! Who's there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, silent thunder said: Who's there? Manitou... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted June 28, 2021 Since I'm creating some confusion I'll finish my own joke... 26 minutes ago, steve said: Manitou... Manitou who? Manitou-k a long time for someone to say who's there! Now back to our regularly scheduled programming... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) Elvis has left the building. I can't remember what I was going to say. Men, never leave knockers waiting. Edited June 29, 2021 by manitou 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted June 29, 2021 The logic of the English language: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted June 30, 2021 More English language logic: A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican, He can take in his beak Enough food for a week But I'm damned if I see how the helican! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liminal_luke Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) There once was a jokestress called Manitou Kinda like a Daobum-y Vish-y-nu Though her riddle had no end Still she yanged and she yinned As Silent Thunder played his kazoo. Edited June 30, 2021 by liminal_luke 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted June 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Taomeow said: More English language logic: A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican, He can take in his beak Enough food for a week But I'm damned if I see how the helican! You left out the 'falsies' . Pelicans have 'false boobs' on their breasts , sacks full of air ... that act like , well, an air bag . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
