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Watching a doco on tv last night with friend . Adverts come on , I switch my attention to the fish tank . She doesn't .

 

The she comments sarcastically  ;  " Oh  good  ... MCDonalds is   20% off this week .

 

Me ;   " That's a change ,  it used to be 100%  off !  "

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On 17/02/2022 at 9:28 PM, Nungali said:

 


The Psychic Week has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Really   ?  How did you know that  ?   HMMMmmmmmmmmmm ! 

 

Normally I would not reveal such sensitive information here , but being on the brink of WWIII  :

 

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Psychic cat predicts Russia will win !

 

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Listening to an interview of a Muso that had worked with Bowie  :

 

" ... and what was he like ? "

 

" We where at this big outdoor night concert and I went out into the audience to watch part of his show .  During the climax of one of his songs , this huge shooting star zoomed across the sky over the  stage and every one was;  ' WOW !  Amazing  !  ' .

 

" Later back stage I was talking to him and I said  ;  ' That was amazing !  While you where performing this shooting star flew across the sky . The crowd went wild .  I haven't seen anything like that before ! '

 

" And Bowie looked at me , gave me a friendly smile, came over and put an arm on my shoulder and said in a kind and encouraging voice  ;   ' Well , Peter , if you work long  enough and hard enough  and give it your best .... one day , you might get your own shooting star . "

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On 26/02/2022 at 12:15 AM, Apech said:

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Sean Mcaliff started his comedy show this week with  ;

 

" Remember the good old days ?   When we just had a global pandemic to content with ? "

 

Spoiler

 

 

- for a bit of further context  to that ... here are some unfunny pics of the east coast here at the moment ;

 

 

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^

 

Reminds me of those  'sleazy old guy jokes'

 

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" Where have you been all my life ?

 

- Well , for the first half of it , I was not born yet  .  "

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Police make $2 mil cocaine bust in Melbourne ! 

 

 

 

- Wow ! That's expensive !    You would have thought they would have used marble or bronze instead.  

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