Nungali Posted August 28, 2022 (edited) Aboriginal Wires . ( https://www.wires.org.au/ ) A woman is driving through the countryside and she runs over a goanna "Oh my God, the poor creature ..... its still alive ! " So she grabs the car blanket off the back seat, throws it over the goanna, wraps it up a bit and manages to get it in the boot, and speeds off along to the next town . When she gets there she is wondering what to do and sees this sign ; " Aboriginal Wires .... we take care of injured native and indigenous animals . - no dogs or cats . " "OH! That's perfect ! " So she pulls up gets out the car and goes in " I am so sorry, I have run over one of your goannas , I didnt mean to , he is still alive . I feel so bad ... I hope its not a totem of your ? I didnt mean it , I just came around a corner and .... ' And the Aboriginal man there interrupts her " Hey, Lady, its okay, you didnt mean it and it happens a fair bit , thats why we are here . We will take care of him, where is he ? " " He is wrapped up in a blanket in my car boot ." So he calls to his assistant ; " Hey Jackie, come help me get this goanna out this ladies trunk, its okay, he all wrapped up in blanket . " They do that and the lady says " Its okay, you can keep the blanket, its covered in blood anyway . " "Poor old fellah, Okay lady, we take of everything .... thanks for bringing him in and not just leaving him there . " "Oh dear, I would never do that, Thank you . " - and she drives off . They take goanna inside , put him on a vet's table, and unwrap him . The assistant asks ' Well, what we do now ? " The other answers .... " I take him home for dinner .... yum yum ! " Edited August 28, 2022 by Nungali 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 29, 2022 (edited) Caption competition . " .................................................. " Spoiler ( Why the hell is his arm around her ??? ) Edited September 29, 2022 by Nungali 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 29, 2022 (edited) No one going to play ? I'll go again then . " Look, that planet is just like Earth ... except South America ends at the Equator " Edited October 1, 2022 by Nungali Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted September 30, 2022 Fair enough .... 2 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Apech said: Fair enough .... Heyyy ! Apech ! ... where's you been ? A joke : Apech is sitting on his front porch early morning . The garbage truck comes along and the garbage man calls out to him . " Hey ! Where's ya bin ? " Apech ; " Been ... 'away' ! " Garbo ; " Naaah ! Where is ya wheelie bin ?" Apech ; " Ohhh ... okay den .... I wheelie been in jail . ' 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted October 22, 2022 On 10/6/2022 at 9:38 AM, Apech said: True Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 30, 2022 Diner : " What is today's special ?" Waiter: " Wild Tasmanian Salmon. " Diner ; " Oh ? So they where not raised in captivity ... in floating cages in the ocean ? " Waiter: " Well, yes, they where .... but they where not very happy about it . " 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted November 2, 2022 America is huge compared to other continents: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted November 2, 2022 I hope you realise some Americans may well think that is an accurate map . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted December 22, 2022 And then he realized he'd wasted two!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ꦥꦏ꧀ ꦱꦠꦿꦶꦪꦺꦴ- Posted December 26, 2022 A good Christmas meme 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted December 27, 2022 On 9/30/2022 at 10:42 AM, Apech said: Fair enough .... Reminds me of the Genesis song Get 'Em Out by Friday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted January 4, 2023 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Apech said: Be warned!!!!! … No worries Seems the beast has another number after all, 616. “Papyrus 115 (which is the oldest preserved manuscript of the Revelation as of 2017), as well as other ancient sources like Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, give the number of the beast as … 616 … not 666 …” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_beast Edited January 4, 2023 by Cobie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 4, 2023 Ooooo ... thats such an old one ! I had to change my 666 number plate to 616 years back ! More to the point its a 23 year giving us a numeroillogical value of Chaos and Discord ! But dont worry .... its golden apples for everyone ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted January 5, 2023 "The way of tao is motion and the pattern of this motion is return." 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 6, 2023 I only had one with dinner ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filosofy Posted January 16, 2023 (edited) A old friend who used to be the only one who could keep up with my intellectual digressions contacted me yet again after years of to and fro. I laughed: I really thought both our prides had been touched too much this time. He is an aries, and thinking of this somehow made me laugh even more. Edited January 16, 2023 by Filosofy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
