silent thunder Posted May 4, 2018 life is the only drug... and I'm deep into it my friend. she'll tried to pry me out on January 12-14th but I'm dug in deep and not ready to relinquish one... iota. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2018 40 minutes ago, silent thunder said: life is the only drug... and I'm deep into it my friend. she'll tried to pry me out on January 12-14th but I'm dug in deep and not ready to relinquish one... iota. Yes, Tao will put us through many challenging situations. But it won't take us until it is our time. Hang in there and Tao will take care of the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Marblehead said: Leave the fucking drugs alone. Viagra ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Nungali said: Viagra ? Yes. That too. Know when enough is enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) . Edited February 4, 2022 by silent thunder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2018 Hehehe. Well, time for confession. I drink coffee and black tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost in Translation Posted May 5, 2018 C O F F E E (he says in a zombie monotone)... One of the best discoveries in the history of mankind, right up there with pan fried battered steak, poached eggs, and hash browns with Tobasco sauce. Hmm, I think I'm describing a menu item from Denny's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Marblehead said: Hehehe. Well, time for confession. I drink coffee and black tea. Druggie! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, silent thunder said: Druggie! Yeah, but you wouldn't want to see me before I've had my morning coffee. I don't even like myself until I am sipping on my second cup of coffee. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Marblehead said: Yeah, but you wouldn't want to see me before I've had my morning coffee. I don't even like myself until I am sipping on my second cup of coffee. Well .... I couldnt resist it , could I ; a group of women talking about coffee ; W1; "Oh I am hopeless in the morning before I have had coffee, cant do anything ! " W2; " I am worse ! I cant even talk or get my pants on before I have a coffee ." Me ; "Well, as you know, I have had lots of girl friends . " W2; " So ? " Me; " I never found the need for them to be able to accomplish either of those things ." Spoiler 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted June 25, 2018 A Chinese Doctor puts a sign outside his clinic 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A man passing by thinks its a great opportunity to make some money so he goes in. Man : "I have lost my sense of taste" Doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" ..... Man : "Ugh..this is kerosene" Doctor : "Congratulations. Your sense of taste is restored. $20 please. " The annoyed man goes back after a few days to recover his money... Man : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Man : "Im not taking kerosene again. You gave that to me last time for restoring my taste" Doctor : " Congratulations. You got your memory back. $20 please " The man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Man : "My eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all " Doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" Man - looks at the note : "But this is a $20, not a $100" Doctor : "Congratulations. Your eyesight is restored. $20 please . " 4 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redcairo Posted June 26, 2018 Earl Grey that video reminds me of the (funnier) Weird Al parody White & Nerdy (with Donny Osmond in the background no less) Spoiler 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redcairo Posted June 26, 2018 I liked this humorous groove better the more of it I heard (though it might have been slightly better after the first verse) Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windwalker Posted July 3, 2018 Oftentimes in meeting people here I introduce myself with my Chinese name. They in turn introduce themselves useing there English name followed by their Chinese name. My Chinese name means " no name" most of the time brings a smile as they consider it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windwalker Posted July 3, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, zerostao said: Funny wasn't thinking of an old movie when I picked my name. "The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao; The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth. ~ Laozi" I call myself " no name" reflecting that which is me, but is not me. That which is not me finite, a vessel for that which is infinite Edited July 3, 2018 by windwalker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) Don't leave out Louisiana! One of my close friends is from New Orleans... he was a bartender for a time. wow... the stories. I still marvel when he describes the drive thru daquiri's being legal because if you don't insert the straw, it's clearly a closed container. No way we're breaking through this security system officer! Edited February 4, 2022 by silent thunder 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted July 13, 2018 There used to be a liquor/gun store in Lexington Ky just at the edge of town, that also sold wedding dresses. It was there until the early 1990s. Louisiana does have a uniqueness. CCR, a bunch of California lads wrote as if they were bayou folk. I've considered moving there myself. Considered lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, zerostao said: I've considered moving there myself. Considered lol Well, let me know if you do cause I'm still trying to work up the inspiration to get out there once again. (I want to go to an outdoor Zydeco festival.) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starjumper Posted July 17, 2018 Reality based martial arts! 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 17, 2018 That got belly laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rene Posted July 17, 2018 In the not too distant future, YouTube, Twitter & FaceBook will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super-sized, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, mind-dumbing, do-not-need-to-know website called YouTwitFace 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
