Taomeow Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) Edited September 16, 2020 by Taomeow 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 16, 2020 2 hours ago, manitou said: Wombat? Nope . here is another pic of the same critter 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted September 19, 2020 How to enrage four groups of Geeks with one image. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted September 21, 2020 This was unexpected... took me a moment. 3 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 23, 2020 (edited) My sister went and did some scientific work there ; testing fish in streams . But there is a little more to her story,. She travelled with her boss , they had other work in different places before and after. They used to get on great, had a great trip working together , doing what she loved in various locations in different countries . But then she said ; " All of a sudden, just after we arrived in Egypt from Chernobyl. he had this weird massive personality change , started accusing me of things that never happened , got aggressive, the rest of the trip was a nightmare , thank God Egypt was the last place." Me; " Just after you left Chernobyl ? " Her; < thinks > " Do you think that had something to do with it ? " Me; " Dont know, but if there are no other causes , what do you think happened ?" Her; Anyway ... some humour I pull up at the local store for a refuel . A group of bikers pulls in , (all on giant modern high tech bikes) . One has girlfriend on the back and she gets off and looks over to me and my bike (old school, simple, retro ) and she goes ; " Ohhhh , that's beautiful ! " Boyfriend ; < frown > Me; 'Yeah ... but .... check the bike out . " <points > Boyfriend ; : I knew you would have a good sense of humour ....... riding that thing ! " Edited September 23, 2020 by Nungali 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunka Posted September 23, 2020 On 9/16/2020 at 3:27 PM, Nungali said: Nope . here is another pic of the same critter BABY YODA! I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU! shunka 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted September 24, 2020 Obviously no interest to anyone on DBs but in case you have a friend: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted September 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, Apech said: Obviously no interest to anyone on DBs but in case you have a friend: What in god's name is she holding, off there to the side? (I'm assuming those aren't your fingernails!) What an interesting juxtaposition. And the other book - is it Why Men Love Bitches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted September 24, 2020 51 minutes ago, manitou said: What in god's name is she holding, off there to the side? (I'm assuming those aren't your fingernails!) What an interesting juxtaposition. And the other book - is it Why Men Love Bitches? No its not me - I got this from the jolly old internet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 24, 2020 More 'men's jokes' ; Spoiler At work, I noticed a couple of women where sitting behind and eavesdropping on a conversation between my boss and the unit manager in the mess tent . So I go up to the unit manager and complain. " Those porta loos are dangerous ! They have that flap at the bottom of the bowl, and my privates keep getting caught under it " My Boss ; " What ! ? When you are sitting down . " Me: " No , when I am standing up for a wee . " .... then later someone cut their finger, so it was bandaged and had a rubber finger stall put on it . In the process they spilled rolled up finger stalls all over the floor at the entrance to the mess tent . My boss ( who is Iranian) is standing near the door, people are lining up for lunch and my workmate comes out , looks at the ground and says out real loud ; " Hey ! Who spilled all these Iranian Condoms everywhere ? " And finally ; Another day, some women are sitting around complaining about the physical effects of menopause . I offer ; "Yeah, womenopause is pretty bad too ." "What's that ?" "Its what men get when they get older ..... you get this really weird sensation here < puts hands over genitals ... women wince , one goes " Ewwww." > that rises up to here ." <move my hand slowly up the center line to head > ...... ...... as the brain starts to ascend to its proper place . " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted September 25, 2020 my roommate just told me that his gas is getting so bad that he's going to start dragging a wooden chair behind him 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 25, 2020 Cant you use your 'wand thingy' on him ? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted September 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Nungali said: Cant you use your 'wand thingy' on him ? I've already tried. It just made things worse. Previously they were silent.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 25, 2020 Maybe you used the wrong end ? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted September 25, 2020 At least you got them wings to fan it away with . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted September 26, 2020 Situation mitigated: he bought Beano today after a particularly embarrassing moment at Costco. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 3, 2020 In a discussion where someone was getting frustrated due to excessive ' homonym jokes' made , at their expense . They posted ; " Oh , for goodness sake ! Response ; ' No thanks, I dont drink that stuff . " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted October 3, 2020 Wine for the circumcised: 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
