natural Posted October 3, 2020 What does that have to do with skin in the game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Apech said: Wine for the circumcised: When people from the US come to Australia they are often confused . because , back home ; and when they get here ; Edited October 3, 2020 by Nungali 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 5, 2020 So there's this wizened old guy who always walks past my house in the mornings. He always stops to talk when he sees me. He loves to go to movies, as I do. So I called him just now to see if he wanted to go see Russell Crowe's new flick tomorrow. Keep in mind he's in his 80's. This was the conversation: Me: Vern, do you want to go to a movie tomorrow? Him: What shoes will you be wearing? Me: What? Him: What shoes will you be wearing? The moccasins or the sandals? Me: Which ones should I wear? Him: The sandals, where your little pink toes stick out. Me, laughing: You know, I actually knew a toe sucker once. Him: Umm, maybe twice. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 5, 2020 ... and did you get a ' toe job ' ? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Nungali said: ... and did you get a ' toe job ' ? Nah. Opted for the hand instead. Edited October 6, 2020 by manitou 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 6, 2020 now I am wondering what you wrote BEFORE you edited that Here is one that totally cracked me up ..... and caused extreme embarrassment for the perpetrator Its a little ' risqué ' Spoiler I was picking people up from the train station and bringing them out to our place . One young lady was from the city and obviously a stranger to country life . As we got closer to home and driving through farmland , she is looking out the window and comments " Oh gross ! Animals are disgusting ! " Me; " Why do you say that ? " " That little cow over there is giving that big cow a blow job . " I look over .... " Ummmm .... thats a calf getting milk from its mother . And besides ... all 'cows' are female . " < silence > I look in the rear view mirror as I am driving and see her sitting in the back seat , with red rising up from her neck onto her cheeks and making her ears bright red . .... 'Awkies ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 10, 2020 Oh no ! Borat does USA 2 .... during Coronavirus ! Spoiler 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted October 12, 2020 This is a real book apparently ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Apech said: This is a real book apparently ... Bums are like this. They can be real contrarians. I woke up this morning and mine had moved, so it's now in the front. Using the commode will pose a bit of a challenge. I wonder what his did? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 12, 2020 4 hours ago, manitou said: Bums are like this. They can be real contrarians. I woke up this morning and mine had moved, so it's now in the front. Using the commode will pose a bit of a challenge. I wonder what his did? Oh dear ..... Its okay folks , I used to work n a hospital geriatric ward .... I'll handle this . Its okay Mrs Manitou, your bum didnt move around to your front last night .... those things are your breasts . Now, would you like me to wheel you over near the window and I will bring you a nice cup of tea ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Nungali said: Oh dear ..... Its okay folks , I used to work n a hospital geriatric ward .... I'll handle this . Its okay Mrs Manitou, your bum didnt move around to your front last night .... those things are your breasts . Now, would you like me to wheel you over near the window and I will bring you a nice cup of tea ? No thanks dearie. I already drank the cup behind the bathroom mirror. I had to nuke it for a few seconds. You mean that's cleavage, not my butt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 13, 2020 Why do women expose their cleavage ? Undo the top buttons ... pull the zipper down a bit ? I mean ... what if I walked around with my top button undone and my zipper half way down ? Sexual inequality , thats what is ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted October 13, 2020 55 minutes ago, Nungali said: Why do women expose their cleavage ? Undo the top buttons ... pull the zipper down a bit ? Cuz it draws some of the boyz to the yard... 55 minutes ago, Nungali said: I mean ... what if I walked around with my top button undone and my zipper half way down ? Sexual inequality , thats what is ! That may also draw some of the boyz to the yard... 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilumairen Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Nungali said: Never mind... Quote Quote Edited October 14, 2020 by ilumairen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 14, 2020 21 hours ago, Nungali said: I mean ... what if I walked around with my top button undone and my zipper half way down ? If some cleavage can be seen, go for it. I'm still stupefied that mine is so low now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 14, 2020 No, its the opposite for men . When the belt is done up .... ' hairy cleavage' above that , hairy ....... cleavage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted October 17, 2020 That time in the Middle Ages when you realised that dragons are real and your wife is unfaithful ... 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Apech said: That time in the Middle Ages when you realised that dragons are real and your wife is unfaithful ... I think it's something else. I think the dragon is about to spirit her away because the wing is coming out of a door. On the other hand, she doesn't look alarmed. In fact..... eh. You're probably right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bindi Posted October 17, 2020 I looked up just now at the news which is on in the background, and I saw footage of a women’s rally and a woman holding up a placard on which was written “VIVA LA VULVA”. Well, it made me laugh. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 18, 2020 18 hours ago, Bindi said: I looked up just now at the news which is on in the background, and I saw footage of a women’s rally and a woman holding up a placard on which was written “VIVA LA VULVA”. It's about time. Observed in a catalog, printed onto a pillow: Saying, "and shit" after anything can make it sound gangster. For example, "I like to clip coupons and shit". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted October 18, 2020 22 hours ago, manitou said: I think it's something else. I think the dragon is about to spirit her away because the wing is coming out of a door. On the other hand, she doesn't look alarmed. In fact..... eh. You're probably right. Nah. I think thats just a picture of the King on the door . The perverted dragon could not get it up without the thrill of the risk of being caught . or maybe he is a 'hopeful voyeraphyle ' ? I mean .... who on earth would put in a doggie door , that high up ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) Look again. Actually, it's not a doggie door or any type of door. It's the top of the chair below. Which really makes it interesting, because there are 2 arms on the chair, which means it's not merely steps up to the bed. The fact that the pillow may be covering a toilet chamber occurs to me as a possibility. If that were the case, I wonder if they were usually pushed up against the bed like that right next to the pillow? There seem to be some inherent problems with that. Maybe if it were more down toward the foot of the bed.... And who cuts a square hole into their bedroom door, anyway? Edited October 18, 2020 by manitou Needed a bit more inaneness 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
