Nungali Posted July 10, 2022 (edited) Dog is cold ? Get him one of those little jackets ... . Edited July 10, 2022 by Nungali 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul_willis Posted July 12, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 7:10 PM, Nungali said: Dog is cold ? Get him one of those little jackets ... . This is cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted July 17, 2022 Getting a takeaway coffee : I have given my order , coffee girl has paper cup in hand and is poised with a pen ; " Name ? " "Levstovniskkraevarkus. " Girl ; " Ummmm .... " Me ; "Just put 'Lev'. Girl ; " Oh , okay - 'Lev' .... awesome . " Me; " How did you know my surname ? " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ꦥꦏ꧀ ꦱꦠꦿꦶꦪꦺꦴ- Posted July 18, 2022 This weird meme made me laugh 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted July 21, 2022 I can just imagine what goes in that guys ^ begging bowl ; 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted July 24, 2022 Not a joke but it did make me laugh : Friend recounting a meeting with an old Nazi : " Yah .. and you know ... I met Hitler ! I actually met him in person ! I was a boy and he touched me and shook my hand ! He pinned a medal on my shirt .... and I remember , he was a BIG man , very tall, huge . Not like people said ." Friend : " I dont think so ... I have seen photographs of him with others , he doesnt look big or tall . " " Nein ! He was tall , I remember holding out my hand to shake his hand and I had to reach up ." Friend; " You dont think that might have been because you where young and short and the idea of him being a great man, in Germany, might have influenced your perceptions ? '' He rubbed his chin, thought a bit ..... " You know ..... I have never looked at it like that . " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S:C Posted July 30, 2022 (edited) When you have ordered (and payed !) for a book about physics and the mind and instead receive one about the divine feminine and sexuality. ? ??? ...guess that means, the buddhist-physicists community just rejected me, no? Edited May 25, 2023 by schroedingerscat meme 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted July 31, 2022 16 hours ago, schroedingerscat said: When you have ordered (and payed !) for a book about physics and the mind and instead receive one about the divine feminine and sexuality. ? ??? ...guess that means, the buddhist-physicists community just rejected me, no? I suggest you seal that book back up in its packaging and .... contemplate whether it still exists inside there as the physics book or the divine feminine book . 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Apech said: Perhaps you are using the wrong pronouns? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 8, 2022 Poor sad 'bunny person' ( or whatever that thing is up there ^ ) reminded me of this kid I read about in the news some years back . He started being a problem because he could not get what he wanted , bad behaviour, causing problems, tantrums and eventually suicidal , he could not understand, it wasnt fair , he only wanted one thing .... nothing else , but his parents would not give it to him - and that enraged , confused and depressed him . I mean ... it was only one thing, you would think his parents could help him get the one thing he wanted . It was a facial reconstruction so he could look like Michael Jackson . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted August 9, 2022 @Nungali and @steve on the internet, just a gentle reminder: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 9, 2022 Is that Birmingham ^ ? Was that a Commonwealth Games joke ? Listen up 'English' .... 178 Gold medals ! ..... which leads me to my next joke - Why will Australians NOT vote to become separate from 'The Commonwealth of Nations ' ? Same answer .... 178 Gold medals .... we gonna kick your arzes ... Bangladesh , Tuvalu and Papua New Guinea . Australian dive team- training facilities ; Tuvalu dive team training facilities ; 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 25, 2022 Me to little girl : " Where is your Mummy ? " "Over there . " - points. "What is her name ?" " Julie . " "Oh ? You dont call her Mummy ? " " Yes, but people call her Julie . " Mum hears her name being used and comes over . Little girl ; " This my mummy .... " ( Mummy smiles ) " ... she got BIG boobies ! " .... Me : " Oh ... ummmm .... okay ... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 25, 2022 " tolerance ... but moderated by vicious force and violence. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
