oh yeah! time for the hankie code!!!

[peter falk]

alright y'all. get out yer handkechiefs. this color/position code indicates your sexual preferences. the side you wear your hankie on refers to the top pocket on that side. how many hankies do you wear? any suggestions for taobums?

 

i reckon lezlie is prolly already familiar with all this.......

 

rj wears nuthin but hankies wwhen he goes out.

 

i like to only wear one at atime, depending on what mood i'm in.

 

 

Worn on Left COLOR Worn on Right

 

Heavy SM top BLACK heavy SM bottom

Bondage top GREY fit to be tied!

Wants head LT BLUE cocksucker

69er ROBIN'S EGG BLUE anything but 69ing

Cop NAVY BLUE fuckee

Pilot / flight attendant AIR FORCE BLUE likes flyboys

Sailor LT BLUE / WHITE STRIPE lookin' for salty seamen

Cock & ball torturer TEAL BLUE cock & ball torturee

fFst fucker RED fist fuckee

Cuts MAROON bleeds

2-handed fister DARK RED 2-handed fistee

Dildo fucker LIGHT PINK dildo fuckee

Tit torturer DARK PINK tit torturee

Into navel worshippers MAUVE has a navel fetish

Suck my pits MAGENTA armpit freak

Piercer PURPLE drag queen

Pisser / water sports YELLOW piss freak

Spits PALE YELLOW drool crazy

Hung 8" or more MUSTARD wants a big one

Two looking for one GOLD one looking for two

Anything anytime ORANGE nothing now (cruising)

Two tons o' fun APRICOT chubby chaser

Suck my toes CORAL shrimper

A cowboy RUST his horse

Spanker FUSCHIA spankee

Hustler (for rent) KELLY GREEN john (looking to buy)

Daddy HUNTER GREEN orphan boy looking for daddy

Military top OLIVE DRAB military bottom

Dines off tricks (food) LIME GREEN dinner plate

Rimmer BEIGE rimmee

Scat top BROWN scat bottom

Uncut BROWN LACE likes uncut

Cut BROWN SATIN likes cut

Latex fetish top CHARCOAL latex fetish bottom

Actually owns a suit GREY FLANNEL likes men in suits

Beat my meat WHITE I'll do us both

Milker HOLSTEIN milkee

Comes in scumbags CREAM sucks it out

Safe sex top BLACK / WHITE CHECK safe sex bottom

Shaver RED / WHITE STRIPE shavee

Furry bear RED / BLACK STRIPE likes bears

Likes white bottoms WHITE LACE likes white tops

Likes black bottoms BLACK / WHITE STRIPE likes black tops

Likes Latino bottoms BROWN / WHITE STRIPE likes latino tops

Likes Asian bottoms YELLOW / WHITE STRIPE likes asian tops

Enjoys ravishment/'rape' play ORANGE / BLACK STRIPES looking to be ravished or 'raped'

Likes white suckers LT BLUE / WHITE DOTS likes to suck whites

Likes black suckers LT BLUE / BLACK DOTS likes to suck blacks

Likes Latino suckers LT BLUE / BROWN DOTS likes to suck latinos

Likes Asian suckers LT BLUE / YELLOW DOTS likes to suck asians

Park sex top RED / WHITE GINGHAM park sex bottom

Headmaster BROWN CORDUROY student

Wears boxer shorts PAISLEY likes boxer shorts

Bestialist top FUR bestialist bottom

lLkes muscleboy bottoms GOLD LAME likes muscleboy tops

Starfucker SILVER LAME celebrity

Has / takes videos BLACK VELVET will perform for the camera

Voyeur (likes to watch) WHITE VELVET will put on a show

Has tattoos LEOPARD likes tattoos

Smokes cigars TAN likes cigars

Cuddler TEDDY BEAR cuddlee

Chicken KEWPIE DOLL chicken hawk

Wears a dirty jock DIRTY JOCKSTRAP sucks it clean

Tearoom top (pours) DOILY tearoom bottom (drinks)

Outdoor sex top MOSQUITO NETTING outdoor sex bottom

Has drugs ZIPLOC BAG looking for drugs

Bartender COCKTAIL NAPKIN bar groupie

Stinks KLEENEX sniffs

Has a home KEYS IN FRONT has a car

Needs a place to stay KEYS IN BACK looking for a ride

Likes to nibble HOUNDSTOOTH will be bitten

Skinhead top UNION JACK skinhead bottom

New in town CALICO tourists welcome

Bathhouse top TERRYCLOTH bathhouse bottom

Hosting an orgy WHITE/MULTICOLOR DOTS looking for an orgy

[RON JEREMY]

CAN YA SPOT DA WILLIE??

 

[peter falk]

no. i just see a little red x.

[lezlie]

hahahahaha

 

yes, i am very familiar with this...