Mal Posted August 18, 2011 this IS fun don't think... Shit Shit... don't think 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TaoBee Posted August 18, 2011 I shit therefore I.....Stink???? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted August 18, 2011 I'm glad y'all are getting this shit off your mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sunya Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Ramana Maharshi: Who is it that shits? Battlestar Galactica: All this shit has happened before, and all this shit will happen again. Mahamudra: Rest in shit. Edited August 18, 2011 by Sunya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted August 18, 2011 # Laozi: Talking about shit is not the real shit # Laozi 2: If they think "We did this shit" you're a good leader # Zhuangzi: Maybe I am just dreaming this shit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted August 18, 2011 # Taoist Alchemists: Circulate the elixir and shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted August 18, 2011 Hatha Yoga: I'm tied in knots, I can't shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sifusufi Posted August 18, 2011 Feb 1992... Elbo room Chicago, Illinois. Tribal Tech show ya know... Hardcore psyched up fusion fans wall to wall I met my collaborator that night and we shared a table with this cat who continually yelled PLAY SOME SHIT!!! Their reply? Something like this... Wish I could play this shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted August 19, 2011 # Jainism: We feel like shit if we kill mosquitos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted August 19, 2011 I shit therefore I.....Stink???? CLASSIC !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWhiteRabbit Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) Stiggy, Need to add one: Jehovah's Witnesses: The shit always gets brighter. Counldnt resist, sorry. It just reminded me of my time spent as a minister. Edited August 19, 2011 by TheWhiteRabbit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWhiteRabbit Posted August 19, 2011 OOooh! More to add: Democrat: There is enough shit to go around. Republican: Shit happens because it can. Independant: It may be shit but its my own. Communist: You cant have the good shit. Socialist: Only the government can have the good shit. Anarchist: Shit happens because we make it happen. Christian: Shit happens because we are sinners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted August 19, 2011 before enlightment: chop wood, take a shit after enlightment: chop wood, take a shit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted August 19, 2011 # Girls: They take shits too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seth Ananda Posted August 19, 2011 Oh Lordy! Fantastic posts! Rofl! Satanism 2: We made this shit happen! lets shit some more! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seth Ananda Posted August 19, 2011 # Girls: They take shits too! Princessism: Women don't shit, they delicately excrete! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted August 19, 2011 # Gender discussions on TaoBums: We can only talk about this shit in the pit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
宁 Posted August 19, 2011 Zeitgeist: This shit has got to go! (Amen to that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stigweard Posted August 19, 2011 OP duly updated Bravo ... send more shit !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tulku Posted August 19, 2011 How do you regain your Free shit and change your shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted August 19, 2011 # Tulku: My third eye will beat the shit out of your heart chakra. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted August 19, 2011 # Gender discussions on TaoBums: We can only talk about this shit in the pit. "Pit the Shit" ... great slogan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted August 19, 2011 2012: the shit is just around the corner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted August 19, 2011 Pessimist (peter's principle) - someday all shit will hit the big fan in the sky. Optimist - Great! How else could more shit go around? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everything Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) Jacques Fresco: "This shit has got to go..." *bow to that* This waste product needs to be expelld trough the anus! Where can we find the anus! Dudes, can we actually so shit so much in one post? That sounds awesome :madgrin: Isaac Newton: ~ When a land falls into chaos, the only law that cannot be broken is the law that determine which direction your shit drops ~ Einstein: ~ Even the scent of shit is relative ~ Fanboy: "Do celebrities also take a shit?" Celebrity: "What is this shit you speak of?" Einstein: "This shit is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Einstein: "The only shit that matters is intuition" Fanboy: "If I ever see a celebrity take a shit I can no longer remain his fan " Einstein: "Man, don't think about shit bout to happen! That shit gonna happen anyways, wether your mind is full of shit or not!" Celebrity: "Oh, you mean that shit that people sell round the corners? I could use some shit to pump me up for my next performance" Einstein: "Man, the real mystery here is that we actually claim to understand this shit" Celebrity: "I don't understand no shit! People love me, but I don't know why! I just sing the same shit all over again, its not even mine!" Einstein: "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide that anus from which you extracted all the good shit" Fanboy: "Whatevah! I just download it anyways on my computerrrr. I'm to big of a fan to actually know all that meaningless shit. The shit that matters is listening to the music! Music is some true shit that you cannot denie. This shit pushed down my throat goes straight to the heart!" Einstein: "Technological progress is like shit in the hands of a lunatic!" Politician: "This shit is so poop! We need to expell all the shit from this planet. Its wrongg shit, I'm telling you!" Einstein: "Equations are the good shit! Politics are not so good shit... The good shit really sticks!" Politician: "Does your naivite know no bounds? You think your little numbers actually do some shit around here?!" Einstein: "You know what is infinite? All of this shit... You know what else is infinite? Human stupidity is infinite... I'm not so sure about the shit though." Historian: "I wonder what happens if we all stop taking a shit just for one day... That would surely result in alot of shit the next day " Economist: "I think what we need here is a steady increase in the amount of shit expelled trough the average anus, running parallel to the steadily growth in the amount of anus' on this planet." Einstein: "Man! The shit expelled trough my anus has changed everything except our way of thinking... The solution to this excess shit lies within the nose of mankind. If only I had known, I would have become a toilet attendant instead of an inventor of the biggest shit the world has ever seen. Who ever drops that shit doesn't matter. I shall always feel responsible for the existence of all the shit out there, even though its mother is mostly YOUR anus. How come you fcking shitheads only look at the anus and never really listen to the mouth. Its all your shit I've got the clean up now! Shit, this interview is really making me horny..." shit Edited August 19, 2011 by Everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
