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This is an interesting piece of social commentary.  A conversation that runs 34 years from a young person to there older self or is it vice versa.

 

 

this played after that and it really worked well.  Poignant.

 

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Netflix is showing Marvel's Jessica Jones.  Just finished the 13 show series and wanted more.  Good quality, well paced, very noir look at a partially broken would be hero. 

 

Just as good as Netflix's Daredevil, with less action more angst and mood. 

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is this real? 

 

 

Its a real  youtube   :)

 

You want real ?

 

Can you handle the real ? 

 

 

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This is quite funny and mostly true. i think it applies to 99% of masters that claim these woo woo abilities

 

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This is great !   ... especially the gadget at 0.40 !        C O O L ! 

 

 

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This is quite funny and mostly true. i think it applies to 99% of masters that claim these woo woo abilities

 

 

 

Shmucks !  

 

Two experiences ;

 

1. Dudes from Aikido club went to see one of these guys. He said, you cant hit me with a sword (fortunately a wooden one  ^_^ ).

 

he sat in Zazen , the first guy came out with sword walked up to him, raised the sword and then walked away, the 2nd swung the sword at him and stopped before hitting.  One of the dudes from club  just walked up to him and bonked him on the head with the sword. 

 

Later they asked the first two why " Well, he was just sitting there, I didnt want to wack him in the head . "

 

They asked 'chi dude' about the one that hit him ... reply; "Well .... it doesnt work on everyone. "

 

:D

 

2.  Chi dude said , his master could put me on my arse if he came to my place.  I invited Chi-dude for a little play in my garden ( in my 'circle of death' , training place  :)  ) ... he didnt have a clue, very quickly he stopped aghast ;  "You just kicked me in the balls ! "

 

" Yes, "  

 

Chi dude  (confused) ; " But it didnt hurt ? ? ? " 

 

" No, I didnt intend to hurt you, I stopped in time . "

 

"But I felt it. "

 

" Yes, big toe kick into the testicles, touch so you know you have been hit, but not enough to hurt you. "

 

"What ? !  You mean to tell me you spar, on the move,  and kick in the balls, touching them ... no way man , that is too fine a line for me ,....  thats  my balls !  ... I'm outa here. "

 

Me; "Very well then .. when your master gets here, tell him he can use all the 'chi power' he wants ... meanwhile, I will be going for his nuts, eyes, throat, knees ... "

 

"Wow man ... that's a bit heavy !  "

 

"Heavy !  ?   YOU were the one that said some guy was going to come to my home and put me on my arse ??? "     :blink:

 

 

 

Fuckin' idiots !  What's wrong with them 

 

 

 

start @ 1.40     (and note the wonderful chi power background music      :D   )

 

 

 

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ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

 

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

(Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum

Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

(Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum

Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)

 

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah

Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now?

The little strings on the Giant Spider?

The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?

(HA HA HA!)

The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?

(And the flaps on the side of the moon)

 

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb

They use when the slime droozle off

The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah

And the canvas of the cave is too soft

 

The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide

And too short for the scientist man

The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah

While the monster just ate Japan

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

The monster,

Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX

(Apparently a very large poodle dog)

Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant

Bullets can't stop it

Rockets can't stop it

We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

 

HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!

BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR

SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES

LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE

KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!

WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!

SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!

 

The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster . . .

Here Fido

Here Fido

Here Fido

 

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

 

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

 

C'mon! Everybody! Hurry! Let's go!

Somebody get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!

Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!

 

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER

 

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER

 

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,

Can ya see the little string danglin' down

Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut, yeah

An' the HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE

Go rollin' around

 

Can y'see it at all

Can y'see it from here

Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees

If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

(Cheeper the better)

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis

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