Protector Posted November 16, 2011 MY TAOISM IS JUST AS GOOD AS YO' TAOISM, YO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elliot Posted November 16, 2011 Sounds good! Hope you have a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted November 16, 2011 YO TAO IS SO FORMLESS THAT WHEN YOU GRAB IT, IT STOPS BEING TAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elliot Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) Like water (You can't grasp it) Edited November 16, 2011 by Elliot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted November 16, 2011 YO TAO IS SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU THAT IT WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU IF YOU TURN AROUND Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AЯAB Posted November 16, 2011 Are you making "yo moma" jokes about the tao? XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted November 16, 2011 The jokes that can be yo mama'd are not the eternal jokes since like, the 80s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AЯAB Posted November 16, 2011 lmao dude you're jokes XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted November 16, 2011 I like the good ol' a Taoist a Buddhist and a Confucian walk into a bar stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted February 22, 2012 Went to a teacher, emptied the cup, filled it Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it So damn thirsty... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 15, 2012 YO TAO SO PHAT THAT WHEN IT JUMPS IN THE AIR IT HAS ALREADY BEEN FLOATING IN IT FOREVER 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 16, 2012 Monk walks in a forest and sees a leaf fall off a tree "Are you OK?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 16, 2012 Three Taoists went into a bears cave The first one said "I dont exist" The Bear ate him The second said "we are one in all things" The bear ate him Third one said " I am like water" And ran out. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) MY TAOISM IS JUST AS GOOD AS YO' TAOISM, YO Shirley you jest. Â Â My Taoism is so good, Lao Tzu walked by looked at me and said ..nothing. Â beat that with a stick homeboy Edited July 21, 2012 by thelerner 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanie Posted July 21, 2012 I've never been very venerable, except in cases of bad spelling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted July 21, 2012 Three Taoists went into a bears cave The first one said "I dont exist" The Bear ate him The second said "we are one in all things" The bear ate him Third one said " I am like water" And ran out. Â Third one said " I am like water" and peed in his pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 21, 2012 Two students have an argument and the master listens Student: EW WHAT NO, PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS GROSS! Right, master? Master: Hmmm, peeing in the shower... I'll allow it... Student: EW no, I'm not asking if it's OK, I'm just saying it's gross, right? Master: If that's what you want to ask of me... then you already know the answer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 23, 2012 Third one said " I am like water" and peed in his pants Cute , I was considering having the bear let him "pass". Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 23, 2012 Two students have an argument and the master listens Student: EW WHAT NO, PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS GROSS! Right, master? Master: Hmmm, peeing in the shower... I'll allow it... Student: EW no, I'm not asking if it's OK, I'm just saying it's gross, right? Master: If that's what you want to ask of me... then you already know the answer... Peeing in the shower is subjective illusion In the shower out of the shower You will see that it has all been void. Stosh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 30, 2012 A battle hardened warrior comes home late one night and produces a knife "Where did you get that?" "Some guy was holding it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 31, 2012 And now for an extra lame one  What direction does a Buddhist turn when driving? Right! OH HOHOHOHOHO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Pillar Posted July 31, 2012 Peeing in the shower is subjective illusion In the shower out of the shower You will see that it has all been void. Stosh  I don't literally laugh out loud at many things...but this is one of them.  Well played. This whole thread is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
