Owledge Posted May 26, 2012 from www.chucknorrisfacts.com Enjoy! Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. When CHUCK NORRIS went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him. Crop Circles have a meaning: They're signals to alien life forms that this is the planet Chuck Norris lives on. Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear. Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him. A single atom from Chuck Norris was used to create Jack Bauer. When Chuck Norris was born, his parents named him after himself. Never bring a hydrogen bomb to a Chuck Norris fight. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmonious Emptiness Posted May 27, 2012 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light off, he turns the dark off Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted May 27, 2012 Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience I think that one was inspired by Terry Pratchett's Discworld. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted May 31, 2012 Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted June 21, 2012 Chuck Norris fought bruce lee in that one movie that one time. No joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
