Marblehead Posted July 3, 2012 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Â Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. Â After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. Â True to his word, he made the first contact: Â "Judy............Judy" Â "Is that you, George?" Â "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." Â "That's wonderful! What's it like?" Â "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Â Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" Â "Oh, George ... are you in Heaven?" Â "No ........... I'm a Rabbit in Kansas ." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) Â You do know rabbits eat their own poop right? Â I think it would be nice to return as a whale. Stosh Edited July 3, 2012 by Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted July 3, 2012 he didn't mention how much bunny murder there is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 3, 2012 Â You do know rabbits eat their own poop right? Yes. Their digestive system isn't able to get much benefit from what they eat the first go-round so they eat it again. Similarly, cattle burp theirs up and chew and swallow it a second or third time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 3, 2012 he didn't mention how much bunny murder there is Yep, rabbits are pray animals for many different species. Plus, there is a lot of competition when resources are meager as well as when males are competing for mates. (But we can pretent that that stuff doesn't really happen.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 3, 2012 Yep, rabbits are pray animals for many different species. Plus, there is a lot of competition when resources are meager as well as when males are competing for mates. (But we can pretent that that stuff doesn't really happen.) Â On the bright side,I figure a short life expectancy would be advantageous for rapid turnover of samsara cycles and you could zip your way up the food chain. (hmmm, ,I wonder if there is a way to slip the dispatcher a few karmic bucks. I need to check out the book of the dead. Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted July 3, 2012 My ears pricked up and I started bouncing around at the mention of rabbits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 3, 2012 My ears pricked up and I started bouncing around at the mention of rabbits. You keep that vicious kitty trait in tow now, Okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 3, 2012 You keep that vicious kitty trait in tow now, Okay? Hmmmmm,, I don't know if that is subtly aimed at me as well, but you're right I shouldnt be joking about other folks beliefs, Im too harsh sounding. Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 3, 2012 I don't know if that is subtly aimed at me as well, No it wasn't but if you had the thought then ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 5, 2012 No it wasn't but if you had the thought then ... Yep, I slipped. Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 5, 2012 Yep, I slipped. Stosh Isn't our conscience a wonderful thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) Isn't our conscience a wonderful thing? I admitted I slipped up on something I was trying to correct. I see that as intellectual honesty a thing I employ out of respect for myself and for others.  Its more about honesty to me, than guilt. Why should I fake being perfect?  It is as much a concession of 'loss' on a point to evade truth ,or to not admit the truth , as it is to outwardly decieve. ( so as to seem to persevere in a discussion.) ...in a case such as this.  If I cant hold my own truthfully in an argumental discussion and I try some ploy to get a 'leg up' or I have to spin the facts.. or hide things.. ..then ,I have abandoned the objective facts... the objective facts ,as I see them myself! , do not support me.  It doesnt matter to me then whether I am convincing to anybody else ..If I had to fake it to save face.. I lost.  The same goes for anybody I am talking to once they fake it , they conceded in their own mind that the facts didnt support them. They lost.  I dont like to lose , I dont like to err and I am willing to fess up when I legitimately do screw up. It is still a strong motivation to be honest.  If folks only had guilt about those things they really should feel guilty about and didnt have guilt otherwise then guilt would have a strong argument going for it  But it doesnt work that way, and we dont need it so I dont think well of guilt. Stosh Edited July 5, 2012 by Stosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 5, 2012 ..If I had to fake it to save face.. I lost. Ain't no doubt about that, in my opinion. Â Now, I will admit that I occasionally BS when I am in a discussion. I don't mind getting caught though. It's nice to know that there are some with the courage to call me on it if they think I am doing it. Â And life goes on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 6, 2012 me like joke Ah!, I see you liked it twice. (Hehehe. Sorry. Couldn't resist.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
