WAS BIKKU HARRY SWALLOWED BY DA ZION'S TSUNAMI?

[RON JEREMY]

WHERE IS HARRY PAIN?

IS HE INTO A FISHES' BELLY LIKE PINOCHIO, OR IS HE CATCHIN DA CLAPP IN PATTAYA'S BROTHELS?????

 

I MUST GO SEEK HIM IN THAT CASE.

 

 

 

RONNIETSU HOUDINI DA URO-BANG

[RON JEREMY]

HARRY PAIN ENUFF IS ENUFF, REPORT TO MOON BASE ASAP!!!!!!!

 

WHAT DA FUCK, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED, I CANT BELIEVE DA TSUNAMI GULPED YA!!! YA WERE SUPOSED TO LIVE IN DA FOREST, *NOT* ON DA BEACH!!!!!

 

 

 

RJ

[RON JEREMY]

LOOK EVERYBODY, HARY PAIN WAS LAST KNOWN TO BE IN THAILAND N HIS LAST MESAGE WAS 12.20.2004, THEN ON 12.26.2004 DA FAKE TSUNAMI HIT ASIA. NOW, EITHER HARY PAIN WAS SWALOWED BY DA FAKE TSUNAMI, OR HARY PAIN GOT INTO LACK O' CONNECTION WITH DA TAO BUMS.

IF YA NOW HOW TO CONTACT HARY PAIN, JUST DO SO N ASK HIM IF EVVERYTHANG IS OK N TO KEEP US POSTED OK??

 

BYE NOW

 

RJ

[sean]

I just installed a mod to allow us to see when a member has last logged in for the purpose of looking into Harry Pain's whereabouts.

 

If the information is accurate, his last login was Monday, December 20th, 2004 at 3:18pm.

 

The Tsunami came that next Sunday, one week later.

 

He was one of the most active posters before this time.

 

I sincerely hope he is just marooned on a remote island eating coconuts and meditating while peacefully waiting for a rescue team to save him from the gorgeous women he was unfortunate enough to get stranded there with.

 

If anyone would like to try to contact him, his email is:

[email protected]

 

 

Sean.

[Harry Pain]

[RON JEREMY]

HARRY THERE BE MANY APPROACHES TO ILLNESS N THEY SAY, "THERE ARE *NO* INCURABLE DISEASES".

 

YA HAVE ALL OUR SUPPORT BOTH SPIRITUAL N PRACTICAL, WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO CURE YER SITTUATION!!

 

FIRST CHECK OUT : WWW.CUREZONE.COM

THEN SEARCH FOR "DR. SCHULZE"

 

DA BASIC APPROACH TO ALL SO CALLED SERIOUS DISEASES IS:

 

1)PROLLONGED JUICE FASTIN (CARROT-RED BEET-CELERY ROOT : SEE RUDOLF BREUSS)

2)LIVER CLEANSE

3)KIDNEY CLEANSE

4)REMOVAL O MERCURY DENTAL FILLINGS

5)HERBS

6)PARASITE CLEANSE

 

SO LET'S MAKE A PLAN N GET YA BACK ON YER BUTT BRO!!!!

 

KEEP IN TOUCH, DA TAO BUMS WONT FORSAKE YA EVER!!!

 

RONNIETSU

[Harry Pain]

[RON JEREMY]

It is this cancerous tumor that is growing in my mind that needs full time attention and isolation for a long time. The other terminal sickness that I’ve given up looking for cure is medically known as “aging”.Metta to all,

 

Harry Pain

 

SO YA BE NOT PHYSICALLY ILL!

WELL THAT'S GOOD, IT SOUNDED LIKE YA HAD CANCER OR AIDS OR SUMTHANG.

SO YA BE SAYIN YA BE SICK IN DA HEAD.

WELL, WE ALREADY GOT *THAT*!

 

OK OK I KNOW, DA BIG BUDDHA DISEASE BE CALLED *CRAVIN*.

HOW-EVER, MAYBE SUM PUSY MIGHT HELP??? JUST *WONDERIN*.

 

SO NOW JUST SHOW UP ONCE IN A WHILE TO SAY HELLO OK? N IF YA DECIDE TO VISIT PATTAYA'S BROITHELS GIMME ABUZZ OKEY DOC??

 

BYE NOW,

RJ